Hetalia Asylum - 06
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randomsushiWhoa, it's been a long time. Erm. Sorry.
So! Last time (you may wanna go back and refresh your memory), England got promoted and developed a crush on Japan's new face, everyone went to the ice rink, although England was the only one to venture onto the ice, France built a snowman and discussed cheese with China, and in a moment of total boredom, I unleashed Autonomous Casual Romance, which made the whole game glow with shiny love sparkles. Until the hot tub broke it. What will happen next?
OK, I'd better spoil the surprise and warn for lots of sex.
After the hot tub love broke my game, I had to close it, go back in and sell the damn thing. Happily I'd saved pretty recently, so all I had to do was get my nations to check each other out all over again. As soon as I did...
Japan and England were the first to test that bed to its limits!
The nation of love got all loved up.
nom nom nom.
America stops flirting with Italy long enough to make sure that France doesn't eat Germany.
And once Germany's done making out with France, America goes super saiyan.
The double bed has been vacated. Next!
:D
And now America and Japan get all lovey dovey. But wait, what's this? No love for Russia?
That's be a no then.
"I fancy you, but oh my God, would you hurry up already?!"
"You will become one with me, da?"
"Well since you put it so nicely..."
Now if only everyone else would bugger off and let them shag in peace.
Privacy and sex, at last! And that scarf really does never come off!
America is in love with Japan.
That doesn't stop Italy though.
"You call that a kiss? THIS is a kiss!"
America: :D
But in the end, America goes for Italy. Because Japan has England-breath. Awwww.
"Your lips are like a red, red rose. They inspire poetry within my soul."
"Oh, thanks, babe, Yours are pretty awesome too. Let's have sex!"
And so they do.
And while everyone else is working out in the bed upstairs, England is working out on the weights.
"Excuse me please, you're blocking my way to the sofa."
Oh yeah, sparks aren't only flying between the nations - the dishwasher and garbage disposal are on the blink again.
Japan pulls up invisible weeds. The dog wonders why.
Germany and England have a passionate discussion about tennis.
And it's off to work for England. Through a sea of magazines to an ocean of treasure!
The bed is still occupied by the latest loved-up couple, so America decides to burn off some energy playing fetch.
But of course, standing still and throwing stuff isn't all that energy exhausting, so to the pool he goes!
Or maybe not.
But a hero must overcome his fears!
*bellyflop*
Parted from England for mere hours and America for just moments and already Japan is eyeing up the other housemates. :(
But the sight of naked France sends him outside to play catch.
Looks like all that loving before work did England some good, he's been promoted to Underwater Demolitionist! Which I have to say, sounds like a very cool job.
And that's all for now! I aim to have the next update done sooner. Say, eight months? Nah, I'm kidding. I'll try for sooner than that. Six months is it. Bye!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
So! Last time (you may wanna go back and refresh your memory), England got promoted and developed a crush on Japan's new face, everyone went to the ice rink, although England was the only one to venture onto the ice, France built a snowman and discussed cheese with China, and in a moment of total boredom, I unleashed Autonomous Casual Romance, which made the whole game glow with shiny love sparkles. Until the hot tub broke it. What will happen next?
OK, I'd better spoil the surprise and warn for lots of sex.
After the hot tub love broke my game, I had to close it, go back in and sell the damn thing. Happily I'd saved pretty recently, so all I had to do was get my nations to check each other out all over again. As soon as I did...
Japan and England were the first to test that bed to its limits!
The nation of love got all loved up.
nom nom nom.
America stops flirting with Italy long enough to make sure that France doesn't eat Germany.
And once Germany's done making out with France, America goes super saiyan.
The double bed has been vacated. Next!
:D
And now America and Japan get all lovey dovey. But wait, what's this? No love for Russia?
That's be a no then.
"I fancy you, but oh my God, would you hurry up already?!"
"You will become one with me, da?"
"Well since you put it so nicely..."
Now if only everyone else would bugger off and let them shag in peace.
Privacy and sex, at last! And that scarf really does never come off!
America is in love with Japan.
That doesn't stop Italy though.
"You call that a kiss? THIS is a kiss!"
America: :D
But in the end, America goes for Italy. Because Japan has England-breath. Awwww.
"Your lips are like a red, red rose. They inspire poetry within my soul."
"Oh, thanks, babe, Yours are pretty awesome too. Let's have sex!"
And so they do.
And while everyone else is working out in the bed upstairs, England is working out on the weights.
"Excuse me please, you're blocking my way to the sofa."
Oh yeah, sparks aren't only flying between the nations - the dishwasher and garbage disposal are on the blink again.
Japan pulls up invisible weeds. The dog wonders why.
Germany and England have a passionate discussion about tennis.
And it's off to work for England. Through a sea of magazines to an ocean of treasure!
The bed is still occupied by the latest loved-up couple, so America decides to burn off some energy playing fetch.
But of course, standing still and throwing stuff isn't all that energy exhausting, so to the pool he goes!
Or maybe not.
But a hero must overcome his fears!
*bellyflop*
Parted from England for mere hours and America for just moments and already Japan is eyeing up the other housemates. :(
But the sight of naked France sends him outside to play catch.
Looks like all that loving before work did England some good, he's been promoted to Underwater Demolitionist! Which I have to say, sounds like a very cool job.
And that's all for now! I aim to have the next update done sooner. Say, eight months? Nah, I'm kidding. I'll try for sooner than that. Six months is it. Bye!
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
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Date: 2011-02-12 01:36 am (UTC)Another nice extension to your asylum saga ;)
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