Aliens abduct your lone parent and social worker abduct the children? Fire kill your heir and spare? Triplets and quads hack fill your house with babies? No need to panic, just remember the advice of the British government and Keep Calm And Carry On.
Honestly, I would be surprised if this hasn't already been done, but my half-arsed search turned up nothing and I haven't recoloured a mesh in ages, so I thought this would be a nice, gentle way to get back into it. So, many hours later I have a great big rainbow of posters for you. Yay! They're recolours of the 180$ framed Lady On Red basegame mesh. I also have some unframed ones, but they use a Freetime mesh and I want to hang onto them until I can work out how to extract the mesh for sharing too.
Anyway. First up, 36 parody posters. Little bit of swearing, a few pop culture references and stuff relevant to the game. ( Previews. )
Next, 16 basic posters in a variety of colours, plus a Union flag background.( More previews. )
"But I don't play a realistic game," you say. Don't worry though, the basic posters are also available in Simlish. ( Even more previews! )
ETA: But wait! There's more! After I made this post, I sat back and thought "shame I can't offer the parody ones in Simlish too." And then I thought, "wait, WHY can't I offer the parody ones in Simlish too? I can recreate the ones with backgrounds, maybe find a Simlish Sims logo..." And so, a batch of parody Simlish posters was born.( We heard you leik preveiws. )
So don't panic next time your sim gets fired one job tier away from achieving their LTW, or the repoman takes that shiny TV you just brought, or the plastic surgery machine turns your prettiest sim's face inside out. Slap a poster on the wall, fake a stiff upper lip and Keep Calm And Carry On!