World Is Mine - Part Five
Jun. 24th, 2011 09:32 am
Time for Part Five of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?
Last time, An Italy slept with Poland, Ukraine passed out in the rain, France set fire to the oven and Britannia and Taiwan spent most of their free time cuddling bags of flour, and there were many sponge baths. The number of house mates increased to sixteen, but the number of dining chairs is still only half that.

Let's start with Britannia working his muscles. He may not remember his fight with England, but he's gonna make sure that if it ever happens again, he won't lose.
(But Britannia, you have magic! You could send a swarm of bees after your enemies! Why won't you?!)

Britannia: BABIES!

Aww... but you won't get babies by just sleeping in the same bed as your crush.

Go China! I think that might be the job level you had before you got demoted!



And go Latvia!


Lithuania, if you don't want people reading your diary, the room full of people is possibly not the best place to write in.

Ew.

Belarus practises for next years Eurovision song contest.

France: Aw, Angleterre is so sweet when he's sleeping. I wish he'd never wake up.
OK. Creeeepy.

I suddenly realised that with all the money the new house mates bring in, I can afford nice showers and toilets! So I get them.
Russia: Ow! The water's a lot hotter in this new shower!
Britannia: *evil*

Oh dear, this is getting quite sad now. But I don't think there's an option to influence people to stargaze, so he'll have to do it by himself if he wants a baby. There's an influence to flirt though. I may have to use that.

Oops.


Sadly, by the time anyone bothers looking through the telescope, it's too close to dawn for abductions.

What? What? What? Um, OK, examine the sherpa. You're a nurse, not a vet.


Yay Igiko!

Ugh, just pay the damn movers. You know the rookies will whine.


Go France!

Aw hell no! You just know if you lend him the book, he'll come back and spoil it for you.

Seems like the chance cards like me today. :D

Britannia's being a jerk, as usual.

Oh hey guys, what are you up to?




Oh, OK. I'll um, leave you to it.

Britannia: NOT THE HOT TUB! Now I have to clean it!

And then he just stands there, being all evil.

Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies! Or maybe midgets.

XD Oh wow! THAT. IS. AWESOME!
And better yet, we now have enough money to add a third storey to the house!

And look who he brought home from work! Hiya, America!


Poor Taiwan, finally in the correct clothing, is crazy and adorable.

And then she cheers up by playing darts.

We have house mate number seventeen!

Britannia and England check out a double bed... and do nothing in it.



And Hong Kong gets abducted!

I'm sure that comes as a great consolation to him.


Everyone swarms to the balcony. I'm amazed it holds their weight.

Belarus: Hey, I can see him! Look, he's waving! Oh... that's not waving.



Finally, Hong Kong is returned, complete with a possible new house mate. Haha. >:)

I'm not entirely sure why they're worrying about him now, when he's back home, but OK.

Hong Kong: That wasn't fun. :(


He spends the next few hours moping around the house, poor boy.

England: Oh dear, overdone the wine, froggy?
France: Go away or I'll vomit on your shoes.

Hong Kong: I hate aliens! And angels! And anything else lurking in the sky!


Taiwan: Who's mummy's precious snookums? 'Es 'oo are!

So many house mates using the stuff means Russia is now calling out the repairman every day. And England approves.

Nice one, Belarus!
You two are naughty. South Italy, you'll break your brother's heart.




England chance card fail spam. You two suck.

Taiwan finally puts the flour baby down long enough to work out.


Promotional spam. Go guys!

I honestly have no idea what's going on here, but Russia should hide.

Oh come on, that's not fair! He was busy!

Ukraine: Hey, Hong Kong, I see your baby-daddy!

Hong Kong: Where?! That bastard owes me child support!


There will be a real baby here soon, Taiwan, I promise. It won't be yours, but at least it will be a real baby.

France, Belarus and Ukraine destroy things on the game system.

Oh shit! Who's off on a space ride today?



Bye, England.

Hong Kong: I thought I was special!

Ignore him. Jerk.

Ugh, like, what a drag.

And Austria becomes house mate number eighteen! And apparently he's married to Hungary, despite me not actually playing them before. I'm guessing they're uncloned game extracted sims. That's not good. I'll have to fix that eventually.

France: I wonder if I can hit him hard enough to knock him out...?

Belarus is promoted again.


And look who's home! Hi, Igiko!

Britannia: You were abducted! That's so awesome!





She disagrees.
But apparently it wasn't that traumatising after all, because as soon as she stepped back onto the porch, she headed for the telescope. Again.



Bye again, England. Enjoy yourself. Bring us back a present. And see you in the next update!
Hetalia sims contacted: You know, I've lost count now. Oops.
Hetalia sims moved in: eighteen
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Date: 2011-06-24 10:21 am (UTC)Sigh... I miss chance cards. They still exist in The Sims 3, but they're not NEARLY as frequent. I've only gotten one like twice before. I think they've been changed to oppertunities, and those aren't as fun.
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Date: 2011-06-24 10:40 am (UTC)neglect horriblyraise. :DI do enjoy chance cards, but with so many sims in the house, they seem to be popping up every few seconds. It's fun though as I hadn't seen a lot of them before. Like England's bunny/clown one. That one was brilliant. Maybe they'll add more to Sims 3, I know about half of mine are hobby ones they added with FreeTime so maybe.
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Date: 2011-06-24 10:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-24 11:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-24 12:46 pm (UTC)You're lucky with chance cards. i usually fail at them and usually, my sims either gets demoted, fired or billed. Also, your game makes me want to install FreeTime and Apartment Life (makes me want to buy a new game for the sake of installing new EPS)
Why is NyoFrance always in her underwear? O.o XDDD
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Date: 2011-06-24 01:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-24 01:26 pm (UTC)I seem to have had a lucky run of chance cards! OK, a few failures but no-one's been fired at least. Yet.
The extra expansions are fab! Seasons is far and away my fave though. Apartments are fun, but I can really use them much for this. Well, except for giving Britannia magic powers... but it doesn't look like he can autonomously use them. Very disappointing. :(
As for the last question... because she's France. XD
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Date: 2011-06-24 08:47 pm (UTC)This is hilarious.
Also, is it just me or was Poland clapping when Hong Kong got abducted!?
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Date: 2011-06-24 10:34 pm (UTC)I wouldn't be surprised if Poland was clapping, it's amazing how many of the sadistic sims enjoy watching abductions.
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Date: 2011-06-25 04:21 am (UTC)I wanted Seasons but I couldn't find it anywhere here. I tried ordering but it failed miserably with me not being able to get it due to some problems. Also, I lost the original game so, I can't fix this problem until I get a new one OTL
I kinda want a Russia squared now... Or at least NyoFrance flirting with England. That'll be a worthwhile to watch. 8D
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Date: 2011-06-25 02:49 pm (UTC)Digital download maybe? I went hunting ages ago to see how much it would cost compared to eBay, and EA do have them for download. I've never done it before and don't know how it would work, but it's an idea.
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Date: 2011-06-27 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-27 08:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-06-27 09:49 am (UTC)I ave the torrent for it BUT it takes 3 days to download. I don't think my computer can also take that much space ;A;
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:16 pm (UTC)I am sad, I can't play for a few days as I discovered yesterday that my science assignment is due Thursday this week, not next and I must work. Especially as I can't email it in, I have to post it, so I must finish it by Tuesday night. Only taking a break now to eat. XD
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:25 pm (UTC)So many abduction~ Igiko just BEGS for it.
Belarus is such a hardworker.
Britannia scares me 8D He should make out with England already, to make it up for being scary. Uh.
Aside from Romano (who apparently can't keep it in his pants), Italy and Poland, these sims are not really horny.
Not even France.
I'm disapointed.
And stupid. I don't want Russia to be ooooold~! This is fun. XD
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Date: 2011-06-27 12:44 pm (UTC)I'm sad at how unhorny they are. Especially the girls. I'm sure ACR's working because Switzerland and Hong Kong, but I think I'm going to have to influence some flirting. I'm hopeful that things will get raunchier. I mean, I'm sure France is a Romance sim, she should be gagging for it by now.
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Date: 2011-07-01 09:13 am (UTC);A; I hope you can play agaiN! ACP killed me on Wednesday and Thursday and after that, my internet became a huge douche and didn't let me connect to this site ;A;
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Date: 2011-07-01 10:00 am (UTC)Haven't quite finished my assignment, but I managed to get an extension. So currently writing for science during the day and doing a little simming at night now I've caught up with the reading. I think I'll update later today actually. :D
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Date: 2011-07-02 02:00 am (UTC)I shall wait for your sims adventures. I love yours the best actually. It never fails to complete my day~
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Date: 2011-07-02 07:49 pm (UTC)