World Is Mine - Part Nine

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hi there and welcome to part nine of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, NyoEngland gave birth three times. Lithuania lost every single chance card that involved games and his boss, and Poland and America were cockblocked by England's abduction. Not to be outdone, Estonia got abducted too.

With at least two more babies on the way, plus the other free nations still floating around the hood, I decided to move the household to a bigger lot - mostly so that I could buy lots of outdoor toys. It's not like they can't afford it. So, check out the new digs.


I recently read a tutorial on making basements and HAD to have a go. I'm very pleased with the results. It's the ultimate party basement, with a band setup, dance floor, pool table, dartboard, bowling alley and a photobooth. In the garden is a pretty cool playground for the children, a hot tub, a tent and a car. And there's an elevator. Yeah. I basically threw in as many places I could think of that could be woohooed in because I want to see if there's any cut scenes. There's also a garden as I'm curious to find out if sims autonomously garden, but I'm not really all that hopeful.


Next floor up is a nice big kitchen, a bathroom and a giant TV with sectional sofa. <3 Oh, and a telescope. Just for fun.


Up another floor and we have a row of bedrooms and the children's play area. And somehow I missed the next floor, which was pretty similar except there was a study instead of a playroom. And a walk in wardrobe. For more woohoo. There have since been a few more improvements, but all in all, I like it. And after furnishing that basement, I almost want to become one with Russia myself.


We'll start with Igiko determined to improve her parenting skills. Ahh. I wonder if Hong Kong has learned anything from her?


*sigh* Could someone pick that up before the weather starts? America?


America: Sorry, gotta fly! Now move over and let me at those controls! It's all right, I've practised on Micro$oft's Flight Simulator!


Turns out moving house ups everyone's motives, so I send Russia out with a few house mates. Of course, the moment his back's turned, Thailand sneaks in. Oh well, time freezes on the home lot, hopefully Russia can squeeze in a chat when they return.


Russia's companions on this trip are the Italy twins and Igiko. England, so we can find her some chemistry, and the Italy twins to distract Mrs Crumplebottom when that happens.
England: MY BABY!
It's at home.
England: That's all right, this one will do! Now find me a sperm donor!
Um... can you look a little less desperate?
England: Nope! :D


CLEAN ALL THE THINGS.


The Italy twins are off flirting somewhere, so Russia decides to order a meal while England looks for a mate at the bowling alley.


And then she steals Russia's meal.


The twins dance while Russia orders another meal.


Aaaaaand she steals that one too. Which would be slightly less annoying if she then didn't go into the kitchen and clean the brand new fresh plate of food!


Even more annoying, she'd done it just as Russia influenced her to flirt and by the time she was done, her target had left the lot. Influencing a flirt costs 1000 points and Russia had none left. So I made him do it himself.



...This may possibly not be one of my best ideas ever. Oops. Oh well.


Back home, chance cards await. Lying worked last time, so lets do it again.


Hurrah!


Uh... Llamas.


Oops.


Oh I'm not falling for that one again. Time for the Splines to shine!


...I hate you.


Oh yay, Thailand's still lurking around. :D


England: I want a baby with Russia.
You already HAVE a baby. Go tend to it or something.




And suddenly, everyone had -500. I blame the hail. Mostly because I have no clue what else it could be.


Whatever it is sends Igiko into madness.


Good to see the telescope is still as popular as ever. :D Who wants a baby today?



Belarus: I do!
Switzerland: Fuck babies, I just want money.


Switzerland: *is miserable*
The household has like 350,000 simoleans without cheats. How can you want more?!


Thanks, but you should ask England, that seems like his kind of gig.


Not quickly enough.


Anyway, Russia just can't cook enough food to keep everyone fed, so I've popped a couple of vending machines in the basement. They prove to be popular.


And it's time for Stitch to grow up!
Stitch: Watch the ceiling!



Hiya, selectable Stitch!


Stitch: Whoa, hey, where are you going? Get me food!


That's better.




Toddler spam. :D


England: Huh? I must have fallen asleep.
Greece: You dropped your burger.
England: O-oh? That's not mine, honest! I must've... um, been sleepwalking and grabbed it!


Greece: Yeah, sure. Sleepwalking. And that sudden weight gain has nothing to do with it.
England: OH MY GOD WHAT IT IS?
Pregnancy.
England: Well shit. I need some healthy food then to make up for my PREGNANCY CRAVING burger.


So close, England. So close.
Hungary: Mmm, I love it when guys swoon at my feet.



It's not just Hungary's feet that guys pass out at.


Ukraine: I shouldn't have drunk that last Pepsi.


Estonia: Oh hell no.
'Fraid so.


Stitch: Oh God, I'm so hungry. Pleeeeeease feed me!
Poland: Well, I guess I can't like, refuse a request like that from a toddler who totally like managed to ask me when he can't even speak.


Stitch: PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
England: Uh, ask your dad. I mean mum. I mean, non-alien parent. The one behind you.


Stitch: Hey, dadmum, over here.
England: No, I'm another England. You want Hong Kong, the one over there with the glitchy face.
Hong Kong: Ow, I think I have lockjaw.


Stitch: Never mind, I'll just play in this puddle.
Um, that's not a great idea...


We interrupt Stitch's parental confusion to bring you another chance card! Get the ants.


Oh come on, it's not Italy's fault your kid swallowed an ant. I didn't blame my best friend when my child swallowed a pin while in her care. Although I did tell the internet. ;)


I don't know much about shares, so I'm going to guess and hold.


Ugh. A piss-poor performance on the chance cards all round today.


Belarus: Gurgle gurgle goo goo.


Russia: Wheeeeee!


Oh shit, more chance cards? OK, smokescreen.


*facepalm*


Anyway, time to work on someone new. Russia invites Japan over and eats his face.


Oh yay, more money.

Anyway, I saved after Japan moved in, and then realised it was late and the Doctor hadn't grown up. So I spent some of the new money on a cake. But I couldn't select the Doctor. So boolprop-reset-boolprop-reset, finally grabbed the baby and took him to the cake. He refused to grow up, then became unselectable again. Boolprop-make selectable-grow up. Haha, no. Boolprop-DELETE. Out of the house, into the house. Told Russia to take him to the cake. But this time it was Russia who was all 'hell no' because it was like 3am and he wanted to sleep. So out of desperation, I broke the rules and told Ukraine to take him to the cake and thankfully it worked.


And the Doctor grows up in a shower of confetti and an ugly outfit.


Oh wow, that kid has no nose. How does he smell? Terrible.


By this point, I'd grabbed a wear-anything pregnancy hack, so England gets to wear his own clothes for the bellypop.


Mmm, comfy dinner.


Ukraine: I don't want to help other people's babies grow up, I want one of my own.


Doctor: Please let me out, I'll be good, I promise!


Stitch: Hey, hey, listen!
Turkey: Aww, look at you, you little cutie. Give Uncle Turkey a hug.


*hugs*
++++


Stitch: ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH HUGS!
Turkey: Stop squirming! Do you want me to drop you?
Stitch: YES!


Who left that pile of rubbish there?
Russia: Wargh, roaches! :'(


Oooh! I had no idea sims could do that!


Anyway, remember that car I brought? I finally remembered it too and sent Russia off to install an alarm. But not before I invited a nanny over.



I wonder where that lightning came from?
Switzerland: Who's that?
No-one important.


New nanny required.


Everyone randomly hates Belarus.


Doctor: Hey, you look like you like babies. Want a hug?


Another addition to my list of things I never knew sims could do.



Latvia: Woohoo!


Everybody lies.


Because it works, that's why.



Ugh, Latvia, couldn't you warn your house mates about all those dodgy tickets floating around?


There are plenty of beds, honest.


Whoa, deja-vu.



Doctor: Huggles?
Austria: There's a nanny behind you.
Doctor: She smells like wee.
Austria: So do you.
Doctor: Just do it.


Austria: Sheesh, all right.





Austria: Go see daddy!
Doctor: THIS IS AWESOME!


Austria: I want one of my own!


OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT FUCK ARSE COCK BOLLOCKS FUUUUUUUUUCK!


I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!


Congrats!
Greece: *couldn't care less*


She celebrates with a game of catch with her sister.


Congratulations of your life on crime, Japan.


And this popped up. I don't think I'm ready for Russia to grow old! For starters, he hasn't created a mini-Russia with Russia yet.


So I send them out to flirt without any of Russia's boyfriends or girlfriends finding out.
Russia: My cheating reminds me of that other cheating bastard.






RussiaxRussia spam. :D

They also took Taiwan along. I hoped I'd be able to get enough influence points to influence more flirting.


While waiting, she checked out the dance sphere.


And becomes the first sim I've ever seen to step out instead of being flung out. :D


Oh, and France tagged along too.
France: Out.
Staff: Piss off, we work here. You get out, you're a health hazard.


Taiwan gets drunk.




And back home, the horrid messy nanny is suddenly overcome with plague.
Nanny: Save me!
Perhaps you should've cleaned up after you.


Lithuania: OK, I get the message.



I love how distraught everyone looks. And by distraught, I mean no-one gives a fuck.



Apart from Hungary and Austria, that is.


Thank you, internet! Yes, we do.



And Prussia becomes one twenty-eight with Russia!


North and South haven't had sex for hours. Time to fix that!


And birthing time is coming up for England. Into the birthing suite you go.


England: Oh come on, how can I relax with all the racket going on next door?!


I invite another nanny over and it looks like the hack is finally spawning new nannies. :D I think the kids will like her.


I suddenly twigged that Russia is a family sim and family sims have the ability to make Grandma's Comfort Soup. Which cures sickness. So I have Russia make several batches of it because...


Everybody still has the effing flu.


Hahaha. :D Yes.


First though, he makes friends with Britannia again.



And upstairs, England starts giving birth! Guess we're not going to see any elevator sex today.





Aww, another noseless alien baby. I'm sticking with the Time Lord naming theme for the Brits, so meet the Master. As her father (yes, she's a girl, no, I don't care) is the same as the Doctor's, they defy Doctor Who canon by actually being half-siblings. Heh.


Nanny: Hey, looks like you've had a baby. Congratulations.
England: I thought the door was locked?
Nanny: It is. I'm a magic alien nanny.
Perfect. :D

And so we end with that latest addition to the household. See you next time!

Hetalia sims moved in: Twenty-nine - this includes the children.

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Comments

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

That's some pretty underwear you've got here, Hungary.
It fits. XD

I like their basement 8D and they have money. I wanna be one with Russia!

8D I hope the Italys are going to test out some new places to woohoo! ;w;

Why hello, little female version of the Master! x3

Knock knock!
Who's there?
The doctor.
Doctor who? ... XD

I'm stupid.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Normally I edit the alphas of underwear with shoes because who wears that? And then I realised, Hungary totally would.

THE BASEMENT! I love it! It's only downside is that I can't get the camera right down in there, but never mind. I may grab a camera mod at some point to get better shots.

Sadly it seems the only extra place sims will autonomously woohoo is in the photobooth. On the plus side, they do it in there all the damn time, probably because it doesn't seem to need as much privacy. It's overtaken the hot tub as the place to be.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Funny you mentionned looking at tutos to make a basement, because I did so some weeks ago too XD
But apparently, it won't work for me in the sims3. When you actually HAVE a basement tool thing. u__u

Ahah XD I would not like to enter this photoboot. Must be pretty dirty in there~ 8D;

It's a wonderful joke. I want to watch Dr Who all over again ;w;

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's a pain. D:
Yeah, the photobooth must be pretty gross by now. It's had at least two babies made in it.

[lolstv22.livejournal.com]

Noseless babies scare me! (the aliens were actually voldemort)

For some reason I'm liking RussiaxRussia...didn't realize I would

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Part Voldermort, part Tony. The poor children are scary from the side. Totally flat profiles. I think Stitch is the only one who got a nose.

I only wanted to mix their genes, but RussiaxRussia is surprising cute!

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

I miss the sims 2 u_u all these silly things you can do with them. ;w; ...
Aww! How cute, you taught her well >w

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

THE RUSSIA SQUARED HAD ME IN A FIT OF GIGGLES 8D

Igiko! Stop stealing Russia's food! D8

Also, so many people want to have babies ;A;

For a second there, I thought it was female!France who got struck by lightning.

Also, the new nanny is rather creepy ;A;

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I couldn't believe it the second time she stole his food. All right, the first time she was hungry. And then she swiped his brand new plate of expensive food and washed it up!

Yeah, a lot of them are family sims. It's tough to pick aspirations for a lot of them.

Haha, nah, nyoFrance is fine for now. ^^

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Every time I play this game, I find out something new. I imagine by the time I get bored of it, they'll be all done with Sims 3 and moving onto Sims 4. I mean, I still haven't made sims woohoo in the sauna or closet. Or had a werewolf. Or run a business properly.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

I've never managed to run a business.
And I nevet had a werewolf! ... D: ... I feel like I failed. XDD I had lots of vampires, but no werewolves... not that I didn't try u_u I just couldn't have the dogs to bite my sim.
At first I thought you needed to make the dog hate you, but it's the contrary? orz idk.
And closet sex is quite fun. XD

I wonder what'll be new in the sims4, if they ever really make that game. >w<

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

I have to say, this was even funnier than usual, XD.

And in The Sims 3 the nannies are teens. And there are male nannies.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hee, thank you. :D
Teen nannies are possible with hacks, but I guess they decided they were too busy with school. But yay for male nannies!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I've run a home business for about two days, but I haven't really explored businesses in depth. I haven't explored the vacation areas much either. Or played a plantsim. So much to do!

Now, I dunno about a sims 4, but I do know they're releasing Sims on Facebook soon. That should be fun - and free.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Oh oh, I played a plantsim! 8D it's fun! But it gets annoying... but the way they make baby is fun! And it's kind of weirdly cute... >.>

Fun and Free. How I like to see these words together~
8D I really want to see that!
I'm also really excited about the sims3 pets! >w

[awfullybad.livejournal.com]

Your game.

So. Chaotic.

I would be pulling my hair out if I were in that situation. lol oh my god. Cannot handre.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha*sob*... it gets worse. I found an old version of ACR in my downloads that was conflicting with the new one.
The new one allows unmarried autonomous Try For A Baby.
I can now only see half of my screen what with all the portrait thumbnails at the side. It's completely bonkers.

[awfullybad.livejournal.com]

Babies.

Babies everywhere.

lol and yet you still continue doing this. You so cray cray.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

*weeps*
THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! Babies, as far as the eye can see. And I hate sim babies. I'm rather glad I didn't find the conflict earlier on in the challenge.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

Is that how that damned nanny hack works? You have to keep killin the old ones til the game spawns young ones? I've been trying to figure that dumb hack out forever! OTL I rarely ever get alien babies WITH noses. 95% I get the no nose ones so consider yourself fortunate that some of yours came out

Hmmm...Italy became one w itself again XD You know it had to be said Bwahahah!!!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Yup! I'd feel bad for the old nannies... if they were any use.
I have to admit, the extreme alien features in these guys is why I ended up getting a multi-PT hack.