World Is Mine - Part Seventeen
Sep. 3rd, 2011 11:20 pm
Bit later than usual, this one. Had a uni write-up due. Yup, no summer holiday for Sushi. Not to mention all that back-to-school stuff to organise like haircuts and shoes and opticians and dinner and photos of Mini-Sushi reading is odd places for some summer reading challenge. BUSY.
But anyway, welcome to part seventeen of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?
Last time, birthdays all around as babies, toddlers, children and adults grew up. Hong Kong got a visit from the aliens, and Turkey died. :(


We'll start with another birthday. Sadly this does mean no more alien babbies for Hong Kong.

Honestly, I'm amazed Spock still recognises him. I can live with them ageing into ugly outfits, but why always the baldness!

Much better.

This interaction will never stop being adorable.

Frania. Still gorgeous.

Poland may be all old and flabby, but he can still appreciate a good pillow fight!

Pavement. Still the bedplace of choice in this house.

And a dustcloud appears! Who would dare to fight Frania and risk smooshing up that cute ickle face?!

Oh, an English brat, why am I not surprised.
Austriland: Eat floor, frogspawn!


The teens aren't much better.

I gave Seven a makeover to try and glam her up a little, but the eyes seriously weren't helping. She is all eyes. Eventually I decided that instead of trying to hide them. I'd find a haircut that showed off her eyes in all their massive glory. She would make one hell of a hypnotist.
Seven: Look into my eyes, not around the the eyes three two one you're under. I am your favourite. I am.

Switzerland still likes old Hong Kong.

And no update is complete without a smustle!

Remember when Igiko did this? Owl necks appear to be genetic.


Vienna: I hear you beat up the tadpole. I WANTED THAT HONOUR! I WILL GET YOU.

Painful! This is what happens when your lot lags too much to display the fight clouds.


Austriland: I'll never forget this, sister of mine.

And she doesn't.

And this time she is victorious.

Belarus: Congratulations on kicking your sister's butt! Even though she did it right back! Now, if you ever want any fighting tips, ask your Auntie Belarus. She knows how to kill a man in twelve different ways.



Good thing I don't have the realistic sickness mod.

China: Hey, fancy a quickie?

Taiwan: Actually, I'm not in the mood.

And the rejection causes her to fall out of love with China!

Oops.

Wait, what?!

Japan: Good heavens! She's naked! In the shower!
Yes... people do tend to take their clothes off for that one.

Out on a community lot, more clothes fall to the wayside.

He had a want to learn it, and I certainly wasn't going to tell him not to!

Oh, and he took NyoRussia with him. She had a smashing time, as you can see.


Back home, Taiwan and China are still failing at tub love.
Taiwan: I SAID I wasn't in the mood!

Belarus steals an Awesome twin.

Estonia: Well yes, the mixture of alien genetics with my own is quite fascinating. You think I should write a paper about it?
Austriland: Take that, random object!

Look, a secret door!








That photobooth needs sanitising.

Master turns out to be quit good with children. She certainly takes better care of them than their parents, that's for sure.

Russia Squared: One day, fishes. One day, I will get you.

I find myself wondering if they'll even all fit on the bus.

Nanny: Just so you know, I think you all suck.
Greece: Uh, none of these kids are mine.
Nanny: Yeah, I'm just telling you now so you'll know in the future. CONSIDER YOURSELF FOREWARNED, MISTER.
Greece: OK... whatever.

French pillow fight!
So I installed a hack that allows townies to get jobs from any of your expansion packs, instead of the plain boring base game ones and it turns out that NyoCanada is in the Paranormal career track. You know what the reward for that is?!?

:D However, I have decided not to use it. It's not random enough. So come on guys, increase your hobbies and lets get another lamp!

I find myself wondering if children can be abducted.

Well last time we returned it, no-one appreciated it, so lets hide that thing! Mwahaha!

Haha-whoops.

Last time we contacted the base. Just for fun, let's see what happens with the other option.

Prussia: That's so not awesome!

Ukraine: Yay, I lost my job!

Eh, let 'em listen.

Boo.

Let's try calling again.

And the cycle on non-awesome continues.

Normally, I would say 'cheating is bad.' However, this is the Master we're talking about and this sort of thing would be right up the original Master's street. So cheatcoptor a-gogo.

Yesssss, that's more like it!

I remember this couple. They do not deserve delicious nectar.

Yeah, like we're gonna miss that.

Last time splitting it was a bust. This time, we're keeping it.

Let's use it to buy a blender!

Honestly, I am stunned she hasn't maxed out body, the amount of time she spends balleting. I'm surprised she isn't there now.

Oh, that's why.
Germany: I am a pretty ballerina. Graceful. Elegant.

I luffs you, Britannia.

Haha, look at all those schoolbooks.

London likes to splash in puddles.

Yay for stereos.
Austriland: Boo for stereos.
Frania: I am so mad I lost that fight.


As the nannies are pretty much bringing up the children on their own, I make Russia tip them.

I've also started making him give random crap to nations to buy their affection. It'll all end up back in his inventory anyway.

Upstairs, Russia Squared grows up. Are we surprised by the red hourglass? I know I'm not.


Master continues trying to care for the Awesome twins.

And then almost everyone does their homework. Wow! :D

Almost everyone.
London: I hate homework!

Tickles!


These two are still doing what 3-bolt sims do best.

Get a room, guys.

Usually I splice. Today, let's substitute!

Let's not do that again.

Again? Well, we know which one to not choose.


Much better.

Yay, skill points. Wait, why are you cooking? We have buffet tables. AND a butler.

France is very very fond of England's alien children for some reason.

Yes, he is actually autonomously toilet training Rassilon!
France: He stole America and Canada from me. This is payback. Stinky payback.


Seven is still wandering around in a foul mood, and stomps the doll house. :( Then again, after tonight's Doctor Who, maybe she's got the right idea...
Romana: Dolly! D:

Russia Squared: Fear not, Romana, I will avenge your dolly! ATTACK!


XD

Anyway, he fails.

NyoTaiwan in the sphere.

Moar fights. Doctor does not approve of Russia Squared attacking his half-sister.




And then!
Greece: Noooooo, I saw what pregnancy did to Turkey!

Guuuuuyyyyyyys, seriously. This is not new.
But even though nothing much has happened, the update is getting a bit full, so we'll end it there. Hopefully the next one will be more interesting.
Hetalia sims moved in: Thirty-five nations, lots of children.
Hetalia sims died: Seven
Hetalia sims undied: Five
Total nations: Thirty-three.