randomsushi | International Relations 01 (Reply)

Hi there! Did you miss me? Well, I have an exam on the 13th, so all my spare time is spend ~~procrastinating~~ revising, but it's very boring and so I took an evening off to do a little challenge. This is basically: roll random pairing generator, make babies, pics or it didn't happen. Let the fun begin!

Say hi to Pimp Madame Venus!

All right, that's enough of her. See, Pimp Madame exists purely because I need a playable sim around to teleport people to the Love Shack for babymaking.

So, we're going to let her work on her tan while we check out the happy couple randomly selected by The Pairing Generator.

Netherlands and Seychelles, hmm? Welp, I have two Seychelles. A coin flip tells me we're having regular Seychelles over to play today. Let the wooing commence!

Netherlands: You should wear shoes, y'know. You might step on something sharp and hurt yourself.
Seychelles: FUCK SHOES. SHOES ARE FOR LOSERS.
And we're off to a fantastic start. ¬_¬

But they soon start bonding over that guy who tried to get everyone to move in with him but didn't manage to get them.

And it doesn't take long for a mutual crush to develop.

Seychelles: Is it hot in here or is it just me?

Nom.

Gee, a bed, how very convenient.

Holy crap, that's terrifying. I'll see that face in my nightmares.

We have baby chimes. :D

And that's when Seychelles wanders off to build a sandcastle in her underwear and I realise it would've been a good idea to freeze time so I didn't have to take these pictures in the dark.

Not gonna lie, I love that she gave birth on a beach with the sea behind her. Anyway, meet Victoria, named after her capital city. Victoria seems like a nice, normal name, right? Shame little Vicky is a boy. Oh well, he can pull it off.