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randomsushiI fancied playing some single sims and wound up with a triple post for you.
Alexandra's LTW was to become Captain Hero, which made no sense. Her bio clearly says she left her family to pursue her dream of becoming a pirate, therefore her LTW should be "become a pirate", not "become pretty much the exact opposite of a pirate". So I changed it in SimPE. Anyway, she needed more body points for promotion, so I sent her to the gym.
And then to the coffee shop.
She didn't really meet anyone interesting, so later on I had her invite over General Buzz.
Alexandra: Like what you see?
Buzz: Yeah, it's a nice little apartm-oh. Yes.
Buzz really liked what he saw.
I had Alexandra introduce herself to her neighbour, who turned out to be Sandy Bruty. I don't think they'll be great friends, Alexandra always has to bang on the wall to get her to keep the noise down.
Sandy: Bloody cheek, if you ask me, I didn't go banging on HER wall when she was having loud woohoo.
Alexandra: Hey, wanna come over and annoy my neighbour?
Alexandra: OH YES BUZZ HARDER FASTER!
She invited him over the next day and he asked to bring a friend... which turned out to be Tank.
Buzz: Sweetheart, I'd like to introduce you to my son.
Alexandra: Sure, just do that thing with your tongue again first.
Tank: Well, this is awkward.
For a split second I thought that was her ex-husband, but thankfully it's just her ex-brother-in-law.
Aww. I like that she wants to get to know Buzz's family.
So she invited the other boys over too.
Buck still really likes to watch fish.
Everyone enjoys games.
Bonding with the Grunt boys makes Alexandra homesick for her daughter, so she invites Jules out for lunch.
Alexandra: And as a master of the high seas, I shall instruct you in the art of fishing.
Jules: You suck at fishing.
Alexandra: To be fair, I usually do it with explosives.
Jules: Who is Buck and how did they manage to beat my high score.
Alexandra: I'm glad you asked! While you're here, there's some people I'd like you to meet.
Alexandra: This is Buzz, my new boyfriend-
Jules: Ooooh, who's THAT? He's so dreamy!
Alexandra: That would be Buck. Your future stepbrother.
Buck: Hey, Alexandraaaaah!
Some weekend shopping at the Micro Mall.
Makeover time!
Alexandra: Wow, those earrings make me look completely different!
Stylist: We aim to please, madam.
And she rounds off the week with a nice cup of coffee. Blimey, that was short.
So I decided to pad out this update with a week with Ajay Loner. This is his apartment. It's really really small.
And look who his neighbour is! I guess Bella couldn't pay the rent on her fancy apartment next door to the Burbs.
Whoa WHOA WHOA NO AJAY THAT'S A BAD AJAY.
Dammit, that's the real Bella too, not Strangetown clone Bella! You can't have her, I've got plans for her.
His other neighbour is Pascal and his son Isaac, who moved out of the Curious household at the end of their round.
Where would they sleep, Ajay? In the bath?
Ajay: I wish I had a magic lamp so I could make wishes.
That's teen Gabriella Newson, btw. I only just realised now that I never took a photo of her and Gallagher's makeovers.
Pascal: You don't mind if I check my Tumblr, do you? My wifi is terrible.
Ajay: I guess not.
Pascal: Admittedly, it would probably work better if I owned a computer. Aw nuts, it just crashed.
Ajay: I'll have a look at it.
Pascal: Ah, I think you've got bigger problems right now.
Ajay: *sadface because he knows I'll make him eat it*
This is Ajay's other neighbour. He is completely forgettable.
Checking out the Strangetown pool to see if the island bar is functional. (Spoiler: It's not.)
Friendmaking! Olive isn't nice to many people, she must be intrigued by his lack of clothing.
Pascal: Wishing lamps are so cool! I'd wish for more wishes.
That's one fierce face, Ajay.
Ajay: MY WARHEAD, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT MT PENIS, IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC.
OK, but I think you're scaring Jessica.
Ajay: RAWR. VERY PHALLIC.
Jessica: ...What?
I think he got suck on fierce.
AJAY: GRR ANGRY MUSIC.
Bella: Today I think I'll destroy the world.
Shut up, Bella, nobody asked you.
Bella: DESTROY *smile*smile*
Ajay, seriously, nobody wants to hear about your warhead.
Ajay: Seriously, it's not my penis.
But it turns out Jessica wasn't put off with Ajay's inappropriate topic of conversation and agreed to go on a date with him.
Server: Your dinner, sir. Sir?
Ajay: Mmph, whatever, later.
Ajay: How's my hair? Is it OK?
It's perfect, now go kiss the girl.
I DIDN'T MEAN IN HERE.
Still, Jessica didn't seem to mind the bathroom kisses.
It's not a good sign when you come home and find your neighbours passed out in front of your apartment.
Ajay: Bloody inconsiderate of them, I can't get to my front door now.
Whatshisface refused to answer the door after I moveobjects him into his apartment, but Bella was happy enough to let me know she was feeling better now.
Ajay: Mmm, I love the smell of IMPENDING NEIGHBOURHOOD DESTRUCTION in the morning.
Oh dammit.
I wonder if that's anything to do with this error message I get whenever I load Ajay's apartment? Oh well.
But I decided that rather than trying to fix it, I'd go play Jessica and see if she'd like a room mate too, haha.
Jessica: Not particularly, but I wouldn't mind a bird.
She needed creativity points and didn't have enough cash for an easel, so I sent her to the pub to jam.
Jessica: What on Earth is that thing?
Bartender: Baby cowplant. Can I get you a drink?
Jessica: Not unless its last meal was Armand.
Jessica: Lovely night, isn't it? Just the kind of night for standing under a girl's balcony and reciting poems.
Romeo: Hey, that's a great idea.
Jessica: Just standing around in my underthings, thinking about my boyfriend.
You should booty call him.
Ajay: *is bootycalled*
Jessica: Now why don't you come inside and I'll slip into something more comfortable?
Ajay: Gasp! You're naked!
Jessica: I was wearing a nightgown, there wasn't a lot else more comfortable to slip into.
Sadly Ajay had trouble navigating the bed, so Jessica had to slip back into her nightgown, slide over to the other side of the bed and then ask him to join her, but eventually sexxing was had.
Fuck you, Armand, I know this is your doing.
More creativity points were needed, so Jessica popped into Natasha Una's art gallery and hijacked her easel for a few hours.
*locked*
Jessica: Aww, hi puppy! You want to play? For hours and hours? OK!
Uh, Jessica? Aren't you forgetting something?
Jessica: Nope?
Denise Jacquet: I've spent all evening sitting in that trailer and she didn't even offer me a drink!
Jessica: I'm terribly sorry, I completely forgot I'd invited you home. but there was this picture-perfect puppy-
Denise: Whatever, talk to the hand, I'm outta here.
Tara: Hi mum!
Jessica: Tara, you're a sweet kid, but I've told you before, I'm not your mum. Armand adopted you after I divorced him.
Tara: Whatever, mum. You gotta talk to dad, he's totally stifling my individuality.
Jessica: Still not your mum and I don't talk to that man without a lawyer.
I've never tried using the custom painting function before, but now I have, I can see myself using it all the time. Wouldn't it be cool if we could use it for all pictures?
Jessica: Doo de doo, I hope Armand dies in the incoming apocalypse.
Gah! Right, using the Batbox to clear anything it can now.
Jessica: So, Ajay, I've got a very important question for you...
Jessica: Will you-
Ajay: EEEEEE YES YES YES OH MY GOD YES!
They both wanted to get married right away, so, why not?
I guess when you live in an apartment as tiny as Ajay's, Jessica's trailer is a step up in fortune.
Aww.
I think that's their way of telling me they'd like a honeymoon.
But first, cake.
And photobooth woohoo.
Ajay: Hang on, just let me find a track to set the mood.
Once they got back to Jessica's trailer, I booked them that honeymoon.
There was a lot of this.
Sightseeing.
Wave-watching.
Happy snuggles.
Jessica: Hey, do you think you could show me how to hula?
Local: I'm here for groceries, leave me alone.
Nobody would hula, so Jessica indulged in slow grinding with Ajay instead.
The honeymoon ended with a nice soak in the hot springs...
And some more newlywedded woohoo.
And once they got home, they pooled their cash and moved to this cute little lot in Strangetown. I think Jessica's had enough of Belladonna Cove for now.
Uberhood Index
Alexandra's LTW was to become Captain Hero, which made no sense. Her bio clearly says she left her family to pursue her dream of becoming a pirate, therefore her LTW should be "become a pirate", not "become pretty much the exact opposite of a pirate". So I changed it in SimPE. Anyway, she needed more body points for promotion, so I sent her to the gym.
And then to the coffee shop.
She didn't really meet anyone interesting, so later on I had her invite over General Buzz.
Alexandra: Like what you see?
Buzz: Yeah, it's a nice little apartm-oh. Yes.
Buzz really liked what he saw.
I had Alexandra introduce herself to her neighbour, who turned out to be Sandy Bruty. I don't think they'll be great friends, Alexandra always has to bang on the wall to get her to keep the noise down.
Sandy: Bloody cheek, if you ask me, I didn't go banging on HER wall when she was having loud woohoo.
Alexandra: Hey, wanna come over and annoy my neighbour?
Alexandra: OH YES BUZZ HARDER FASTER!
She invited him over the next day and he asked to bring a friend... which turned out to be Tank.
Buzz: Sweetheart, I'd like to introduce you to my son.
Alexandra: Sure, just do that thing with your tongue again first.
Tank: Well, this is awkward.
For a split second I thought that was her ex-husband, but thankfully it's just her ex-brother-in-law.
Aww. I like that she wants to get to know Buzz's family.
So she invited the other boys over too.
Buck still really likes to watch fish.
Everyone enjoys games.
Bonding with the Grunt boys makes Alexandra homesick for her daughter, so she invites Jules out for lunch.
Alexandra: And as a master of the high seas, I shall instruct you in the art of fishing.
Jules: You suck at fishing.
Alexandra: To be fair, I usually do it with explosives.
Jules: Who is Buck and how did they manage to beat my high score.
Alexandra: I'm glad you asked! While you're here, there's some people I'd like you to meet.
Alexandra: This is Buzz, my new boyfriend-
Jules: Ooooh, who's THAT? He's so dreamy!
Alexandra: That would be Buck. Your future stepbrother.
Buck: Hey, Alexandraaaaah!
Some weekend shopping at the Micro Mall.
Makeover time!
Alexandra: Wow, those earrings make me look completely different!
Stylist: We aim to please, madam.
And she rounds off the week with a nice cup of coffee. Blimey, that was short.
So I decided to pad out this update with a week with Ajay Loner. This is his apartment. It's really really small.
And look who his neighbour is! I guess Bella couldn't pay the rent on her fancy apartment next door to the Burbs.
Whoa WHOA WHOA NO AJAY THAT'S A BAD AJAY.
Dammit, that's the real Bella too, not Strangetown clone Bella! You can't have her, I've got plans for her.
His other neighbour is Pascal and his son Isaac, who moved out of the Curious household at the end of their round.
Where would they sleep, Ajay? In the bath?
Ajay: I wish I had a magic lamp so I could make wishes.
That's teen Gabriella Newson, btw. I only just realised now that I never took a photo of her and Gallagher's makeovers.
Pascal: You don't mind if I check my Tumblr, do you? My wifi is terrible.
Ajay: I guess not.
Pascal: Admittedly, it would probably work better if I owned a computer. Aw nuts, it just crashed.
Ajay: I'll have a look at it.
Pascal: Ah, I think you've got bigger problems right now.
Ajay: *sadface because he knows I'll make him eat it*
This is Ajay's other neighbour. He is completely forgettable.
Checking out the Strangetown pool to see if the island bar is functional. (Spoiler: It's not.)
Friendmaking! Olive isn't nice to many people, she must be intrigued by his lack of clothing.
Pascal: Wishing lamps are so cool! I'd wish for more wishes.
That's one fierce face, Ajay.
Ajay: MY WARHEAD, WHICH IS TOTALLY NOT MT PENIS, IS A VERY SERIOUS TOPIC.
OK, but I think you're scaring Jessica.
Ajay: RAWR. VERY PHALLIC.
Jessica: ...What?
I think he got suck on fierce.
AJAY: GRR ANGRY MUSIC.
Bella: Today I think I'll destroy the world.
Shut up, Bella, nobody asked you.
Bella: DESTROY *smile*smile*
Ajay, seriously, nobody wants to hear about your warhead.
Ajay: Seriously, it's not my penis.
But it turns out Jessica wasn't put off with Ajay's inappropriate topic of conversation and agreed to go on a date with him.
Server: Your dinner, sir. Sir?
Ajay: Mmph, whatever, later.
Ajay: How's my hair? Is it OK?
It's perfect, now go kiss the girl.
I DIDN'T MEAN IN HERE.
Still, Jessica didn't seem to mind the bathroom kisses.
It's not a good sign when you come home and find your neighbours passed out in front of your apartment.
Ajay: Bloody inconsiderate of them, I can't get to my front door now.
Whatshisface refused to answer the door after I moveobjects him into his apartment, but Bella was happy enough to let me know she was feeling better now.
Ajay: Mmm, I love the smell of IMPENDING NEIGHBOURHOOD DESTRUCTION in the morning.
Oh dammit.
I wonder if that's anything to do with this error message I get whenever I load Ajay's apartment? Oh well.
But I decided that rather than trying to fix it, I'd go play Jessica and see if she'd like a room mate too, haha.
Jessica: Not particularly, but I wouldn't mind a bird.
She needed creativity points and didn't have enough cash for an easel, so I sent her to the pub to jam.
Jessica: What on Earth is that thing?
Bartender: Baby cowplant. Can I get you a drink?
Jessica: Not unless its last meal was Armand.
Jessica: Lovely night, isn't it? Just the kind of night for standing under a girl's balcony and reciting poems.
Romeo: Hey, that's a great idea.
Jessica: Just standing around in my underthings, thinking about my boyfriend.
You should booty call him.
Ajay: *is bootycalled*
Jessica: Now why don't you come inside and I'll slip into something more comfortable?
Ajay: Gasp! You're naked!
Jessica: I was wearing a nightgown, there wasn't a lot else more comfortable to slip into.
Sadly Ajay had trouble navigating the bed, so Jessica had to slip back into her nightgown, slide over to the other side of the bed and then ask him to join her, but eventually sexxing was had.
Fuck you, Armand, I know this is your doing.
More creativity points were needed, so Jessica popped into Natasha Una's art gallery and hijacked her easel for a few hours.
*locked*
Jessica: Aww, hi puppy! You want to play? For hours and hours? OK!
Uh, Jessica? Aren't you forgetting something?
Jessica: Nope?
Denise Jacquet: I've spent all evening sitting in that trailer and she didn't even offer me a drink!
Jessica: I'm terribly sorry, I completely forgot I'd invited you home. but there was this picture-perfect puppy-
Denise: Whatever, talk to the hand, I'm outta here.
Tara: Hi mum!
Jessica: Tara, you're a sweet kid, but I've told you before, I'm not your mum. Armand adopted you after I divorced him.
Tara: Whatever, mum. You gotta talk to dad, he's totally stifling my individuality.
Jessica: Still not your mum and I don't talk to that man without a lawyer.
I've never tried using the custom painting function before, but now I have, I can see myself using it all the time. Wouldn't it be cool if we could use it for all pictures?
Jessica: Doo de doo, I hope Armand dies in the incoming apocalypse.
Gah! Right, using the Batbox to clear anything it can now.
Jessica: So, Ajay, I've got a very important question for you...
Jessica: Will you-
Ajay: EEEEEE YES YES YES OH MY GOD YES!
They both wanted to get married right away, so, why not?
I guess when you live in an apartment as tiny as Ajay's, Jessica's trailer is a step up in fortune.
Aww.
I think that's their way of telling me they'd like a honeymoon.
But first, cake.
And photobooth woohoo.
Ajay: Hang on, just let me find a track to set the mood.
Once they got back to Jessica's trailer, I booked them that honeymoon.
There was a lot of this.
Sightseeing.
Wave-watching.
Happy snuggles.
Jessica: Hey, do you think you could show me how to hula?
Local: I'm here for groceries, leave me alone.
Nobody would hula, so Jessica indulged in slow grinding with Ajay instead.
The honeymoon ended with a nice soak in the hot springs...
And some more newlywedded woohoo.
And once they got home, they pooled their cash and moved to this cute little lot in Strangetown. I think Jessica's had enough of Belladonna Cove for now.
Uberhood Index
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