randomsushi | Urele-Oresha-Cham Fraternity (Reply)

Oh my God, you guys, do you know what this is? This is the final household in Sim State! Which means... it’s the final household in my uberhood! That’s right, after eight years, two months and eighteen days - or rather, 3000 days exactly - I have finally completed a single round!

Let’s see how long it takes me to complete the next one.

But before then...

Urele-Oresha-Cham Fraternity!

And their abandoned piano.

I suddenly understand why Castor wasn’t interested in any of the girls crushing on him.

Sigh.

Sigh.

Castor: KEG STANDS.

Joshua: Tiffany! So good to see you. And hold you. And smell your hair.

Castor: My OTH isn’t Nature. Can I stop now?
Not until you dig up something interesting so I know I did the Mod Ur Dig properly.

Castor: What’s your preferred cheese?
Llama: None.

Tiffany: Well Cheddar’s a safe choice, of course, but Red Leicester does have a little something extra.
Ashley: Yeah, and all that extra’s gonna make you the size of a sumo wrestler.

Joshua: If I keep my head down, no-one will know it’s me here.

Kevin: Let’s boogie!
Klara: And distract from the walls down in the background!

Kevin: Wasn’t this outside?
Castor: Yeah. Turns out a piano works better when you don’t leave it out in the rain.

Ashley: Can we put it back? It was classier than a gnome.

Joshua: Wanna join our house?
Ty: It was definitely one of my Wants, yes.

Castor: ART.

Kevin: ART.
Kevin: I like it.

Ashley: Good book?
Joshua: No.

Do you want food poisoning?
Ashley: Will you let me skip finals?
No.

Grades!

Kevin: If you get run over, can I keep your inventory items?
Joshua: They’re coming with me.

Kevin: Don’t panic, Family Sim, coming through.

Oh great, nice, just gob your germs all over the milk.

Ashley: No, I will not sit down and skill!
But it’s rest!
Ashley: I COULD DIE.
Do you promise?

Ashley: Emergency soup, yeah?

Brittany: Thanks for curing my flu.

Ashley: Thanks for not curing mine.

Castor, you’re a Knowledge Sim.
Castor: So?
Your secondary is Grilled Cheese.
Castor: So?

Ashley: I have suddenly become very conscious of my health.
Ashley: Also I want a snog.

Snog achieved!

Marla: Sex tapes. Demeaning or no?
Ashley: I would need more experience before I can answer that.

Marla: Let’s work on that.

Llama (not the one Marla fucked): Gimme a W! Gimme an O! Gimme an O-
Marla: You heard the man, give me an O.
Ashley: Yes ma’am.
Coach: I see you’re already exercising, I’ll leave you to it.

Oh, that’ll be handy seeing as Ashley never wants to skill.

Castor does though.
Castor: It hurts.
You might learn to teleport though!

Yes, I already posted these two images. It’s still hilarious.
Kevin: I hope you’re not expecting me to-
I don’t have the mods for that.

Joshua: I don’t like Nature though.
Do you ever wanna be able to get up to the third floor again? Keep digging so I can buy some stairs.

Joshua: How come Ashley gets to smoke bubbles?
Because Ashley has already amused me today.

Joshua: Kevin though?
Clipped through the door in a funny way.

Joshua: I’m dragging him out for a jog though.
Kevin: Ashley, I think these flowers are for you.

Emmy-Lou: Woo! Keep running!

Then he came home and persuaded the cow mascot to make a batch of grilled cheese.
Cow: I used my own milk for the cheese.
Disgusting.

Roxie: Hello Ty.
Ty: Hello, girl of my dreams.

Some pretty good grades this time.

Joshua: And now for something tasty to celebrate.

This is definitely a much better way to celebrate.

Kevin: Let’s go for a bracing jog.

Kevin: I’m fit! Now all the meshes will work!
Kevin: *hideously distorts own torso*

Ashley and Joshua are both into Sports, so I treated them to football net.

Castor: Literally the ugliest man I’ve ever seen in my life, and I have terrible chemistry with everyone.

Tiffany: The livestock are fighting!

A couple of the boys wanted to swim/play Marco Polo, but there’s no pool at Sim State, so I sent them off to Pleasantview for a night out.

Melody: Gotta stay clean.

Fun spot to do yoga.

Wow, way to speak to your own brother.
Martin: This is one of the better sibling relationships in the game.

Ashley: WOO, got hella munchies!

Ashley: Yum.

Skillz party.

Grilled cheese all round.

Grades.

Joshua: I’m not going to play catch with you if you’re gonna keep being a little shit about it.

Castor: Well this is a nightmare, one naked woman I’m not interested in, and one half-naked man who’s ugly.
Picky picky picky.

Ty: Gross.
Jared: Well she’s a townie, she can’t help it.

Peak Fortune Sim goals.

You can cheat at darts!?

Ashley: Oh goodness, I just happened to hit triple twenty three times when you weren’t looking!

That can’t be good for you.
Kevin: ‘Course it is! It’s yoga!

Kevin: Coincidence.

Joshua: Right in front of my salad?
Kevin: My knees are broken and I’m dying.

Oh! Never reached level 6 before!

Ashley: Get off my piano before I punch you.

However, it’s logic points he needs, not creativity, so I sent him out to the library.
Unsavoury Charlatan: Hello good sir! Would you like to know how to get skills without studying?
Ashley: Hmm... sounds sketchy... but I do hate studying.

Unsavoury Charlatan: Imagine a world in which your skills increase without studying! Where other people do the hard work for you! Not a pyramid scheme.
Ashley: I am having second thoughts about this.

That’s right, nice, safe, old-fashioned skilling.

I remembered Jared wanted to join a Greek house and the boys needed someone to clean. Win/win situation!
Jared: I don’t feel like a winner.

Meanwhile!

Joshua: WHAT!?

Joshua: HOW DARE YOU!

Joshua: HOW DAAAAAAAARE YOU!
Tiffany: ?????

Joshua: WAHHHHH YOU CHEATED ON MEEEEEEEE.
Tiffany: Hey, I’m not responsible for the stuff that happens in your imagination.

Joshua: ARE YOU CALLING ME CRAZY!?
Tiffany: THIS IS NOT HELPING TO CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

Joshua: Take that!

Joshua: And that!

That’s quite enough of that, I think. Let’s try and trick Ashley into getting enough logic points to pass.
Ashley: Let’s not.
You want to wind up on academic probation?
Ashley: UGH, fine.

Ana: Excuse me, cheat!?
Ashley: Haha yeah turns out it’s just as logical as playing fair- OH MY GOD WHAT’S THAT!?

Ana: ...You’re cheating again, aren’t you?

HAHA if you insist!

Ashley: Playing legit sucks.

Oh! Hi Seymour, aren’t you supposed to be unconscious on a bathroom floor?
Seymour: The power of sexy has revived me.

Kevin: And me!
Terrible idea. I love it.
Also please roll a Want to skill something that will help you pass because finals are in ten hours and you haven’t actually unlocked the class metre.