Boy/Girl Thing - Doctor Who
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randomsushiWhile investigating a crashed spaceship, Zoe plays with a mysterious machine and accidently turns Jamie into a girl.
Twenty men on one side. One on the other. The maths was easy. Captain Truman’s face lit up in delight as Jamie turned and began running back towards him, only to be replaced by disappointment and she ducked under his outstretched arms and carried on down the corridor. “Come back, Jamie darling!” he cried, leading the chase after her.
A metal doorway loomed ahead and Jamie thankfully ran through it and slammed it shut, spinning the wheel on the other side to lock it. There was a loud thunk as somebody ran into the door, then a series of bangs and crashes as the men on the other side began hammering their fists against it. She leaned her forehead against it, breathing heavily after the exertion and wondering what the hell was going on. Apart from the fact that she was actually a he, there wasn’t anything unusual about herself as far as she knew, so why had all the crew gone bananas?
All of a sudden, she was grabbed from behind. She yelped and thrust an elbow backwards at her assailant.
“Ow,” said a familiar voice.
Jamie spun around. “Zoe? Oh thank goodness! T’ men have gone crazy!”
“I know,” Zoe nodded, looking sympathetic, patting her on the arm. “I came to rescue you. Are you going to thank me?”
“Oh. Aye. Thanks,” Jamie said. There was a short pause. “You can stop patting my arm now.”
“Hmm?” Zoe looked up at her and smiled. “Oh, Jamie? You remember when you asked about secrets of the female body?”
Jamie looked quizzically at her. “Huh?”
“I think I’d like to share them with you.” Without warning, Zoe grabbed Jamie by the collar and smashed her lips against the other girls.
Zoe, it turned out, was a rather violent kisser. Jamie yanked her head backwards with a yelp as the other girl bit her lip. “W-what are y’ doing?!”
“Oh hush,” Zoe scolded cheerfully, squashing Jamie against the door. “We’re two of a kind, you and me, travellers in space and time. We should be together.”
“Er, we’re also both lassies,” Jamie pointed out, trying to wriggle free. “Ow!”
Zoe grinned and stopped biting her ear. “So? It’s the future. It doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl.”
It was obvious that Zoe had gone mad too, Jamie realised as the other girl tries to stick her tongue in her ear. “Zoe, you’re ill. Let’s go find the Doctor.”
“Oh no, I’m not sharing,” Zoe muttered, trying to undo the buttons on Jamie’s shirt.
Jamie swatted her hands away. “Zoe, I don’t want t’ hurt you…”
The little astrophysicist grinned wickedly “Oh do! I’ve been a bad girl, you should punish me.” And with that, she leaned up and tried to kiss Jamie again.
Deciding that Zoe had gone quite, quite insane, Jamie did the only thing she could think of to make her let go; she reached out and squeezed Zoe’s boob. Hard.
The effect was instantaneous, Zoe leapt backwards with a scream of pain and once again, Jamie ran.
After several minutes, she found herself around the medibay. She paused for a moment, trying to work out the direction to the terraforming machine, where the Doctor would be. The Doctor would know what to do. She leaned against a door to think.
The door opened and she fell into the arms of Sean. “Hey there, gorgeous!” he exclaimed, looking delighted. “Just what the doctor ordered!”
Sick of being chased and groped, Jamie kneed Sean between the legs and took off running again. Happily, when she skidded into the lounge area, it was deserted; presumably the crew were somewhere else, chasing her.
From there it was easy to find her way back to the room with the terraforming machine. She burst into the room, scaring the Doctor, Bob and Tracie. “Doctor, everyone’s gone ma-oh no!”
Bob and Tracie lurched towards her, arms outstretched. “I love you!” they cried in unison.
Jamie backed away, and then all of a sudden, the Doctor leapt in front of her, waving a screwdriver threateningly. “Back, both of you!” he shouted. Tracie and Bob stopped and looked warily at him. “Jamie, when I say run,” the Doctor said quietly. “Run!”
Twenty men on one side. One on the other. The maths was easy. Captain Truman’s face lit up in delight as Jamie turned and began running back towards him, only to be replaced by disappointment and she ducked under his outstretched arms and carried on down the corridor. “Come back, Jamie darling!” he cried, leading the chase after her.
A metal doorway loomed ahead and Jamie thankfully ran through it and slammed it shut, spinning the wheel on the other side to lock it. There was a loud thunk as somebody ran into the door, then a series of bangs and crashes as the men on the other side began hammering their fists against it. She leaned her forehead against it, breathing heavily after the exertion and wondering what the hell was going on. Apart from the fact that she was actually a he, there wasn’t anything unusual about herself as far as she knew, so why had all the crew gone bananas?
All of a sudden, she was grabbed from behind. She yelped and thrust an elbow backwards at her assailant.
“Ow,” said a familiar voice.
Jamie spun around. “Zoe? Oh thank goodness! T’ men have gone crazy!”
“I know,” Zoe nodded, looking sympathetic, patting her on the arm. “I came to rescue you. Are you going to thank me?”
“Oh. Aye. Thanks,” Jamie said. There was a short pause. “You can stop patting my arm now.”
“Hmm?” Zoe looked up at her and smiled. “Oh, Jamie? You remember when you asked about secrets of the female body?”
Jamie looked quizzically at her. “Huh?”
“I think I’d like to share them with you.” Without warning, Zoe grabbed Jamie by the collar and smashed her lips against the other girls.
Zoe, it turned out, was a rather violent kisser. Jamie yanked her head backwards with a yelp as the other girl bit her lip. “W-what are y’ doing?!”
“Oh hush,” Zoe scolded cheerfully, squashing Jamie against the door. “We’re two of a kind, you and me, travellers in space and time. We should be together.”
“Er, we’re also both lassies,” Jamie pointed out, trying to wriggle free. “Ow!”
Zoe grinned and stopped biting her ear. “So? It’s the future. It doesn’t matter if you’re a boy or a girl.”
It was obvious that Zoe had gone mad too, Jamie realised as the other girl tries to stick her tongue in her ear. “Zoe, you’re ill. Let’s go find the Doctor.”
“Oh no, I’m not sharing,” Zoe muttered, trying to undo the buttons on Jamie’s shirt.
Jamie swatted her hands away. “Zoe, I don’t want t’ hurt you…”
The little astrophysicist grinned wickedly “Oh do! I’ve been a bad girl, you should punish me.” And with that, she leaned up and tried to kiss Jamie again.
Deciding that Zoe had gone quite, quite insane, Jamie did the only thing she could think of to make her let go; she reached out and squeezed Zoe’s boob. Hard.
The effect was instantaneous, Zoe leapt backwards with a scream of pain and once again, Jamie ran.
After several minutes, she found herself around the medibay. She paused for a moment, trying to work out the direction to the terraforming machine, where the Doctor would be. The Doctor would know what to do. She leaned against a door to think.
The door opened and she fell into the arms of Sean. “Hey there, gorgeous!” he exclaimed, looking delighted. “Just what the doctor ordered!”
Sick of being chased and groped, Jamie kneed Sean between the legs and took off running again. Happily, when she skidded into the lounge area, it was deserted; presumably the crew were somewhere else, chasing her.
From there it was easy to find her way back to the room with the terraforming machine. She burst into the room, scaring the Doctor, Bob and Tracie. “Doctor, everyone’s gone ma-oh no!”
Bob and Tracie lurched towards her, arms outstretched. “I love you!” they cried in unison.
Jamie backed away, and then all of a sudden, the Doctor leapt in front of her, waving a screwdriver threateningly. “Back, both of you!” he shouted. Tracie and Bob stopped and looked warily at him. “Jamie, when I say run,” the Doctor said quietly. “Run!”
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