Hetalia Asylum - 13
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So! Last time on asylum, Germany and Italy made up while America and Russia fell out. Poland came over for a visit and brought a bartender, and England visited the secret gym in order to make friends and skill up but spent most of the time watching people fight.
Now all his rage is directed at Russia, America finally feels comfortable discussing his love life with Italy.
It's autumn. So let's play in leaves! :D
Sadly leafy fun time does cannot distract Russia from the failure of his life forever.
But the thought of China quickly cheers him up.
Until the thought of America sends his mood crashing back down again.
Haters gonna hate.
This was what convinced me to stop blindly subscribing to hobby magazines. There are currently more hobby magazines than plants in the garden.
Yeah, Germany and Italy have totally made up now.
As England had the day off again, I made him spend it on the phone. He was on the phone ALL DAY LONG. I just stacked up the call/sim commands to the max. And as soon as he took a break to pee, these popped up.
Needy gits.
Aww, I've never seen sims autonomously cheer another up!
China: Dear Diary. I'd like a teddy bear.
*narrows eyes*
Just you wait, bathtub. I'll get you.
Russia: Burn Japan with the bathtub too!
England: How am I supposed to sleep with the TV blaring away?
Maybe try moving to a bed?
No?
Unfortunately for England, all the beds are occupied, so he is reduced to napping on the couch when he finally stops napping on his dinner.
Russia uses quick attack!
And fails.
America: Fuck yeah.
And the Cold War begins.
France: At least he didn't punch you in the face. Wanna check and see if your lips still work?
Ah well, Russia gets over his defeat pretty quickly.
At first I thought Germany was proposing. And I thought "WOW! I didn't know sims could autonomously do that! And then the yodelling started.
Russia: Hey, let's play!
With great abuse of the pause button, I bring you a picture of England showing off his diving skills.
Despite the impending starvation, Germany is inspired by this diving display.
Only not enough to actually jump off the board.
Anyway, I cave in to Germany's demands for food and order a pizza. But Italy doesn't look like he wants to share.
Germany: Have we talked today about that time you came onto Italy and I broke up with him? Let's do that.
China: Wait, you finally want to talk to me about that?
America quickly gets over Russia.
And indulges in a little pillow fight with France.
But Russia does not like to see America having any fun. AT ALL.
Cold war just got colder.
France: Oh hey, congratulations on your promotion. It's a shame your uniform is so fugly. You should just not wear it. Or any other clothes. Ever.
Suddenly America leaps out of the trash compactor to defend England's honour like a good hero.
Germany: Oooooh Italy, ooooh Italy, you're the only man for me! I looove your lack of modesty, oh will you come to bed with me!
Italy: Mind if I wee first?
Japan: Oh my, that was so romantic. Germany is such a perfect boyfriend!
Oh yeah, tell that to France.
Germany! How could you?!
Germany: Japan, Japan, you're my man! Along with Italy and France! I love you three, I'm your fan, will you all help me with my pants?
Japan: Oh yes! I will help you with any pant problems you have!
Italy: Hi guys, what did I miss?
Japan: I'm in love.
Italy: Me too! Mwah!
Jeez, can't you two wait until he's down the stairs?
Germany: OK, that was fun, but I'm really hungry now.
Japan: Should I make that inappropriate joke or not?
Outside, there is synchronised fretting.
While inside, Germany continues to serenade his various boyfriends.
Germany: When I'm with you, you fill my mind! I forget I'm starving and kneeling in weeeeee! Will you be forever mine? I'd be sad if you ever left meeeee!
Ok, this is legit cute.
How can you still have body points left to earn? How?
The 8000 aspiration points tell me that's the last one. Now I just have to keep his social life up and that promotion will be as good as got!
Russia: I will end you.
America: Oh yeah? Just try it, Commie!
Should've gone to Specsavers.
Russia: Still gonna get you.
But he leaves America alone just long enough to hit on his other boyfriend.
America: Thought you wanted to get me?
China: Hey, keep poking my boyfriend and I'll get you.
America: Pft, bring it.
Russia: *brings it*
And then cries in the corner.
Shortly followed by China.
China: Bored now.
America: Oh, you think you can just poke me and slap me and I'll just let you get snuggly with your boyfriend and watch movies? I don't think so!
*cracks knuckles*
China: Can't we all just get along?
Nope.
And the score is now one-all! America should've quit while he was ahead!
Upstairs, Japan and Germany ignore all the drama and get to know each other better.
Much better.
And then Japan got possessed by aliens.
England: I think I'll continue that painting of 'things I saw at work today.'
O_o
Outside, Russia celebrates his win with a makeout session.
And Russia wins again!
>:(
America evens the score again.
Russia 3, America 2.
Russia: Suck on that buttache, da!
Sparkles and glitter and confetti! No, not the Royal Wedding. England has reached the top of the Oceanography career track, fulfilled his lifetime want and earned freedom for the household!
BUT that's not it!
I decided I wanted to see what his final uniform looked like, so the inmates will stay inside one more day while their release paperwork is filled out.
Russia and America use the extra time to fight some more.
The score now is 4 to Russia.
Japan and Germany snog in the snow.
Japan: Our love will keep us warm.
And the roles are reversed as Japan sings to Germany for a change.
Japan: I know you have two other boyfriends but I don't really care, I'll always always love you even when they're right there.
Anyway. Now that England no longer needs to work towards promotion, I leave him to his own devices for the next few hours. The VERY FIRST autonomous action he takes is to hunt down America and argue with him.
America: I don't care if you worked your butt off for promotion, you still smell like dead fish!
England: Dead fish?! You never do anything nature-related, you wouldn't know a dead fish if I slapped you across the face with one!
England: And how very dare you say Harry Potter isn't as good as Twilight?! I ought to hex you!
*synchronised poking*
England: Oh yeah, you think you can take me? You've lost four fights to Russia and I've maxed out my body points!
America: D':
Not the greatest spot to skip in.
Japan: Who cares? I'm pumped!
Still should've gone to Specsavers.
Despite maxing out body, England still likes to swim.
Germany multitasks and serenades all three of his boyfriends at once.
Germany: You guys are all so fine, I'm really happy you're all mine! I'm sure we four can get along, and so I wrote you all this song! Tralalala!
Well, France seems happy enough.
Go on. Guess who they are.
Yeah, it's America and Russia. Again.
And Russia is winning by miles now.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh hey, America's finally won another fight.
So for those interested, that's five out of eight fights America's lost to Russia. That other one not circled is the one he lost to Italy.
England: Have you been hanging out with that alien guy? Because you look like you're putting on a little weight, you know what I mean?
England: Oh wait, my mistake, you're just out of shape! That's why you've lost six fights!
And so England and Russia sit down and bond over their mutual dislike of America.
Russia: One more fight and I believe he will be packing his bags.
Poor America. Russia keeps attacking him and Japan's cheating on him. So he goes to make himself another friend.
It's actually quite good.
And here is England's final work outfit.
Personally, my favourite is still the sailor suit with the hat.
Um.
Germany: I never told anyone this... but my hero when I was a kid was Superted.
Cute. Now please get out of the snow before you both freeze to death?
It doesn't really matter if England gets fired now, so I tell him to go ahead and mangle that microwave.
:D
Uh oh.
Penguin!
Penguin: I say old chap, you seem like a cultured fellow. What say we discuss luggage?
And then he goes charging through the house.
Oh yeah. Remember how I said I was gonna burn that bathtub? I meant it.
Say hello to BUYABLE FIRE.
HAHAHAHA BYEBYE HORRID BREAKY BATHTUB!
And after calling the fire brigade, England falls asleep right there. Could I be about to lose my playable sim right now at the end of the challenge? (And you guys, now's not really the time to hassle him!)
England lives! And the bathtub dies!
Dunno why the fire fighter's fretting.
So. That's it. England's reached the top of his career. We've seen his last outfit. The bathtub is gone. It's time to mindwipe the inmates and release them into the wild.
And so I turn England into a wizard.
England: *cool smirk*
I gotta find me a hack to get rid of the green overlay.
If you ever watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or have Apartment Life and have played an evil witch) then you'll know this spell means byebye to your memories. And so now all the inmates have been mindwiped and townified, ready to be used in future challenges.
But for now, let's count up my score.
Start with 100
Never used influence, +20
Forgot to add the aspiration points, +0
Each friend of the household, +12, all of which were England's.
Each day inside, -29
Each death, -0 haha
Each visitor death -0, woop, which makes a grand total of, drum roll please, one hundred and three! Thank you for watching, I'll see you again soon!
Hetalia Asylum Archive
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
So! Last time on asylum, Germany and Italy made up while America and Russia fell out. Poland came over for a visit and brought a bartender, and England visited the secret gym in order to make friends and skill up but spent most of the time watching people fight.
Now all his rage is directed at Russia, America finally feels comfortable discussing his love life with Italy.
It's autumn. So let's play in leaves! :D
Sadly leafy fun time does cannot distract Russia from the failure of his life forever.
But the thought of China quickly cheers him up.
Until the thought of America sends his mood crashing back down again.
Haters gonna hate.
This was what convinced me to stop blindly subscribing to hobby magazines. There are currently more hobby magazines than plants in the garden.
Yeah, Germany and Italy have totally made up now.
As England had the day off again, I made him spend it on the phone. He was on the phone ALL DAY LONG. I just stacked up the call/sim commands to the max. And as soon as he took a break to pee, these popped up.
Needy gits.
Aww, I've never seen sims autonomously cheer another up!
China: Dear Diary. I'd like a teddy bear.
*narrows eyes*
Just you wait, bathtub. I'll get you.
Russia: Burn Japan with the bathtub too!
England: How am I supposed to sleep with the TV blaring away?
Maybe try moving to a bed?
No?
Unfortunately for England, all the beds are occupied, so he is reduced to napping on the couch when he finally stops napping on his dinner.
Russia uses quick attack!
And fails.
America: Fuck yeah.
And the Cold War begins.
France: At least he didn't punch you in the face. Wanna check and see if your lips still work?
Ah well, Russia gets over his defeat pretty quickly.
At first I thought Germany was proposing. And I thought "WOW! I didn't know sims could autonomously do that! And then the yodelling started.
Russia: Hey, let's play!
With great abuse of the pause button, I bring you a picture of England showing off his diving skills.
Despite the impending starvation, Germany is inspired by this diving display.
Only not enough to actually jump off the board.
Anyway, I cave in to Germany's demands for food and order a pizza. But Italy doesn't look like he wants to share.
Germany: Have we talked today about that time you came onto Italy and I broke up with him? Let's do that.
China: Wait, you finally want to talk to me about that?
America quickly gets over Russia.
And indulges in a little pillow fight with France.
But Russia does not like to see America having any fun. AT ALL.
Cold war just got colder.
France: Oh hey, congratulations on your promotion. It's a shame your uniform is so fugly. You should just not wear it. Or any other clothes. Ever.
Suddenly America leaps out of the trash compactor to defend England's honour like a good hero.
Germany: Oooooh Italy, ooooh Italy, you're the only man for me! I looove your lack of modesty, oh will you come to bed with me!
Italy: Mind if I wee first?
Japan: Oh my, that was so romantic. Germany is such a perfect boyfriend!
Oh yeah, tell that to France.
Germany! How could you?!
Germany: Japan, Japan, you're my man! Along with Italy and France! I love you three, I'm your fan, will you all help me with my pants?
Japan: Oh yes! I will help you with any pant problems you have!
Italy: Hi guys, what did I miss?
Japan: I'm in love.
Italy: Me too! Mwah!
Jeez, can't you two wait until he's down the stairs?
Germany: OK, that was fun, but I'm really hungry now.
Japan: Should I make that inappropriate joke or not?
Outside, there is synchronised fretting.
While inside, Germany continues to serenade his various boyfriends.
Germany: When I'm with you, you fill my mind! I forget I'm starving and kneeling in weeeeee! Will you be forever mine? I'd be sad if you ever left meeeee!
Ok, this is legit cute.
How can you still have body points left to earn? How?
The 8000 aspiration points tell me that's the last one. Now I just have to keep his social life up and that promotion will be as good as got!
Russia: I will end you.
America: Oh yeah? Just try it, Commie!
Should've gone to Specsavers.
Russia: Still gonna get you.
But he leaves America alone just long enough to hit on his other boyfriend.
America: Thought you wanted to get me?
China: Hey, keep poking my boyfriend and I'll get you.
America: Pft, bring it.
Russia: *brings it*
And then cries in the corner.
Shortly followed by China.
China: Bored now.
America: Oh, you think you can just poke me and slap me and I'll just let you get snuggly with your boyfriend and watch movies? I don't think so!
*cracks knuckles*
China: Can't we all just get along?
Nope.
And the score is now one-all! America should've quit while he was ahead!
Upstairs, Japan and Germany ignore all the drama and get to know each other better.
Much better.
And then Japan got possessed by aliens.
England: I think I'll continue that painting of 'things I saw at work today.'
O_o
Outside, Russia celebrates his win with a makeout session.
And Russia wins again!
>:(
America evens the score again.
Russia 3, America 2.
Russia: Suck on that buttache, da!
Sparkles and glitter and confetti! No, not the Royal Wedding. England has reached the top of the Oceanography career track, fulfilled his lifetime want and earned freedom for the household!
BUT that's not it!
I decided I wanted to see what his final uniform looked like, so the inmates will stay inside one more day while their release paperwork is filled out.
Russia and America use the extra time to fight some more.
The score now is 4 to Russia.
Japan and Germany snog in the snow.
Japan: Our love will keep us warm.
And the roles are reversed as Japan sings to Germany for a change.
Japan: I know you have two other boyfriends but I don't really care, I'll always always love you even when they're right there.
Anyway. Now that England no longer needs to work towards promotion, I leave him to his own devices for the next few hours. The VERY FIRST autonomous action he takes is to hunt down America and argue with him.
America: I don't care if you worked your butt off for promotion, you still smell like dead fish!
England: Dead fish?! You never do anything nature-related, you wouldn't know a dead fish if I slapped you across the face with one!
England: And how very dare you say Harry Potter isn't as good as Twilight?! I ought to hex you!
*synchronised poking*
England: Oh yeah, you think you can take me? You've lost four fights to Russia and I've maxed out my body points!
America: D':
Not the greatest spot to skip in.
Japan: Who cares? I'm pumped!
Still should've gone to Specsavers.
Despite maxing out body, England still likes to swim.
Germany multitasks and serenades all three of his boyfriends at once.
Germany: You guys are all so fine, I'm really happy you're all mine! I'm sure we four can get along, and so I wrote you all this song! Tralalala!
Well, France seems happy enough.Go on. Guess who they are.
Yeah, it's America and Russia. Again.
And Russia is winning by miles now.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Oh hey, America's finally won another fight.
So for those interested, that's five out of eight fights America's lost to Russia. That other one not circled is the one he lost to Italy.
England: Have you been hanging out with that alien guy? Because you look like you're putting on a little weight, you know what I mean?
England: Oh wait, my mistake, you're just out of shape! That's why you've lost six fights!
And so England and Russia sit down and bond over their mutual dislike of America.
Russia: One more fight and I believe he will be packing his bags.
Poor America. Russia keeps attacking him and Japan's cheating on him. So he goes to make himself another friend.
It's actually quite good.
And here is England's final work outfit.
Personally, my favourite is still the sailor suit with the hat.
Um.
Germany: I never told anyone this... but my hero when I was a kid was Superted.
Cute. Now please get out of the snow before you both freeze to death?
It doesn't really matter if England gets fired now, so I tell him to go ahead and mangle that microwave.
:D
Uh oh.
Penguin!
Penguin: I say old chap, you seem like a cultured fellow. What say we discuss luggage?
And then he goes charging through the house.
Oh yeah. Remember how I said I was gonna burn that bathtub? I meant it.
Say hello to BUYABLE FIRE.
HAHAHAHA BYEBYE HORRID BREAKY BATHTUB!
And after calling the fire brigade, England falls asleep right there. Could I be about to lose my playable sim right now at the end of the challenge? (And you guys, now's not really the time to hassle him!)
England lives! And the bathtub dies!
Dunno why the fire fighter's fretting.
So. That's it. England's reached the top of his career. We've seen his last outfit. The bathtub is gone. It's time to mindwipe the inmates and release them into the wild.
And so I turn England into a wizard.
England: *cool smirk*
I gotta find me a hack to get rid of the green overlay.
If you ever watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer (or have Apartment Life and have played an evil witch) then you'll know this spell means byebye to your memories. And so now all the inmates have been mindwiped and townified, ready to be used in future challenges.
But for now, let's count up my score.
Start with 100
Never used influence, +20
Forgot to add the aspiration points, +0
Each friend of the household, +12, all of which were England's.
Each day inside, -29
Each death, -0 haha
Each visitor death -0, woop, which makes a grand total of, drum roll please, one hundred and three! Thank you for watching, I'll see you again soon!
Part 01 | Part 02 | Part 03 | Part 04
Part 05 | Part 06 | Part 07 | Part 08 | Part 09
Part 10 | Part 11 | Part 12 | Part 13
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So will you do the Russia challenge this time?
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Date: 2011-05-02 12:09 am (UTC)Thank you. I was SO HAPPY when that bathtub went up in flames, although I think I'm going to have to download the 'no panic' version for future use - England spent so long panicking before phoning for help that I was worried I'd lose him.
Your asylum is fine! It's just starting, that's all, and I know that's when I find sims are at their dullest because their motives haven't dropped and they're all happy friends. They get entertaining after they've been... ah, tormented, shall we say.
And yus, I shall do the Russia one next. ^^ Gonna take a break for a week or two as I have two assignments due this month, and I want to get my plumbbob project pictures done first. :)
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Date: 2011-05-01 06:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-02 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-05-06 02:21 am (UTC)Godd job on completing it! I had fun watching! 8D
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Date: 2011-05-07 10:22 pm (UTC)HAAAAAAA
Date: 2011-07-13 03:18 pm (UTC)Great great great X10000 job on completing this- Germany yodel-singing were my favourite parts (ﾟヮﾟ)
Well Done!!
(`･ω･´)
Re: HAAAAAAA
Date: 2011-07-14 03:37 pm (UTC)Re: HAAAAAAA
Date: 2011-07-24 05:03 pm (UTC)I thought you wouldn't reply ^3^
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I have nearly all the hetalia sims, but i should take up the Russia challenge some time--Do you know where i can get a Turkey sim?? Just wondering T_T
Having Sadiq would be awesome *^0^*
Re: HAAAAAAA
Date: 2011-07-24 06:43 pm (UTC)And you're in luck! I actually made a Turkey sim for my own Russia challenge and decided to share him. He's right here. (http://randomsushi.livejournal.com/27693.html)
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Date: 2013-07-14 02:16 am (UTC)"Dear diary. Today I started keeping a diary"
"What do you call a lost wolf? A where-wolf! Ha!"
Well if that household's eating like every five mins, no wonder you ran out of groceries so fast! You've gotta house of pigs xp and the reason the toilet's clogged? Because they keep eating bad food which gives them the craps! lol!
I was wondering why there was no romancin going on in the beginning because like you, I like to screw around with the rules a bit and I make all my sims bi so everyone can have an equal share in whoo hoo if they give a damn xp (which they ALWAYS do of course)
England: "Don't you dare make a tits joke."
I wouldn't dream of such a thing. Anyway, he's obviously spotted a cock.
XD
Good lord, Germany's such a dog and those fights bt America and Russia were hilarious! XD
0.o WTF...why are they halfway buried in snow trying to snuggle?!
ROFLMAO!!! You burnt the tub after all!
Awesome ending! Hooray!!! *throws confetti* You ever going to do another one of these? ^^
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Date: 2013-07-14 10:15 am (UTC)Then again, with this week's legacy challenge needing me to move in seven moochers, I could just leave them alone and make it a mini-asylum challenge!