World Is Mine - Part Three

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Part Three of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are 35 nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, Taiwan got a promotion, followed by a quick demotion after being chased by MIB. Latvia suffered from nightmares, Britannia became an evil warlock as opposed to a plain old bogstandard neutral one, which was in fitting with his obnoxious personality, and Russia got robbed by the Unsavoury Charleton. And just to rub salt into the wound, he also lost to him in a bout of fisticuffs. And the number of sims in the household increased to nine.



Lack of double bed space means that instead of a welcoming shag, England gets to stand outside in the rain and play catch with his other half.


Of course, because they were all townies, not only do they have jobs, but they also have friends who constantly spam the side of the screen with their whiny messages.

I didn't get a picture of it because it was unexpected. One minute, my daughter's looking over my shoulder and says "mummy, will lightning hit the sunflowers?"
"I don't think so, poppet," says I. "I think it can only hit trees and there aren't any on the lot."
And OK, so it didn't hit the sunflowers - it hit those silly little lights instead. Everyone freaked out for about two seconds and then the rain put it out. And then Britannia wandered off to the back of the lot. I wondered what he was up to, because there's no back door or anything. Maybe he'd found a puddle to jump in?




No, he just wanted a nice, private place to go into aspiration failure. Smart fellow that.


Russia worked his magic on the other Italy, taking the household total up to ten.


Belarus continued to hog the ballet bar.
Belarus: One day I'll meet that Unsavoury Charleton. He will rue the day he robbed Russia.


With Italy's moving in money, I extended the kitchen. There just wasn't enough room for everyone to sit down and eat. Taiwan immediately raided the new fridge.

And then I moved the camera back just in time to catch this brain-breaking bit of action.






D:


Italyx2: *woohoo*
D: D: D: BAD BOYS.


Promotion for England.


Britannia finds his other self attractive. A quick peek at his relationships panel tells me they have three bolts of chemistry for each other. Somehow this disturbs me less that North and South Italy hooking up.


China and Taiwan watch TV.


I'm sure Britannia's plotting something evil towards Taiwan. Just look at that face.


Oh WOW! Who gets the helicopter?!


It's Britannia! Who has actually had every day off work since moving in. It's quite fitting in a way. The angel flies to work.


And because they leave for work at the same time, Taiwan gets to hitch a ride.


Thank you, internet.


Tackle! Show your boss how good you are!


DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT.



Sent home in disgrace, China wanders into every room to cry.


Taiwan on the other hand is still thrilled whenever she comes home from work.
Taiwan: I got to go to work in a helicopter! It might even have been the same one that chased me!


Promotion for Italy.


Russia invites Hong Kong and girl France over, greeting the former with a big ol' sloppy kiss.



Russia: Wanna become one with me?
Girl France: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Russia: I SAID DO YOU WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH ME?
Girl France: NO, I DON'T LIKE TEA!


Lol. Sorry Hong Kong, I think Italy knows his own phone number.


Outside the helicopter, Britannia realises just how loud his method of transportation is.


Finally it leaves. Russia resumes his charm offensive.
Russia: Ah, that's better. So! Become one with me?
Girl France: And live with that noisy beast parking outside each morning? No way!


Bah. Russia abandons her for a moment and works on Hong Kong instead.


And yay, he's far more receptive. Hello there housemate number eleven!


Aww, South Italy seems upset.


Uh... splice!



Yay Latvia!


Aw come on, another chance card?! OK, dance, Latvia, dance!


Oh swear.


South Italy and North Italy continue being creepy and disturbing.


The bathrooms are getting filthy fast with so many sims in the house and I think "hey, this isn't an asylum challenge and I have plenty of money. I should hire a maid!" This turns out to be a Very Bad Idea as you'll soon see.


Girl France freaks out the fish.


England gets promoted.


And promptly starts arguing with Latvia. Good grief, my English sims are a bunch or arseholes.


Especially Britannia. I hear crying and eventually find England sobbing upstairs. At first I thought it was something to do with his argument with Latvia.




Nope, it's just the angel being a wanker.



Even though he's doing the poking, not being poked, it's Britannia who goes into aspiration failure. Instead of using this chance to flee, England instead opts to clean. He has a huge bunch of neat points and gets fun from cleaning and the shower is broken too, so he just stays there and mops and Britannia pokes him and he cries and mops some more and poke and cry and they do that ALL NIGHT LONG.



Finally the floor is clean. England turns on his tormentor.
England: Listen here, you strangely attractive git. Keep poking me and I'll break that finger.


Britannia: Oh yeah, tough guy? Bring it!



Slapping commences.


And then England gets distracted by another puddle.



And of course, they fight.
Taiwan: Guys? Could I just kind of squeeze past? Please?


And England wins! Sorry Britannia, but you kind of deserved that.



I don't know if it was from being trapped in the bathroom with the fighting Englands, but China went into aspiration failure and had a visit from the invisible shrink.



Helicopter is loud.


Urgh, everyone is at work again.


Haha. Let's go for 'really loudly.'



Woohoo! Go South! Not that it will matter much... take note of the helicopter outside. AT first I thought it was still there because it was waiting for Taiwan, because Britannia was already on board. Then it popped up that she'd missed work. I waited for it to go. Then I realised the maid's van must be blocking it and so I dismissed her. But by the time she finally left, it was past the time Britannia should return home and it just wouldn't go. Britannia's hunger went down to zero, but he wouldn't die because he was stuck inside the helicopter which wouldn't leave... so in the end, I had to go back to the neighbourhood without saving.


China: *aspiration failure*
Me too, China. Me too.

So, back in we go. I hadn't saved since Hong Kong moved in, so England and Italy's promotions never happened. Nor did England and Britannia's fight. Nor did the hiring of the maid, thank goodness. If they need someone to clean, Russia can build a servo.


So, back in time we go. All right, Girl France, but it had better be a nation.



That'll do nicely. :D


She makes snappy hands at those poor fish while Russia muscles in on Hong Kong's date to introduce himself.



But he's tired, so they're left alone to get to know each other better.





North Italy and South Italy get to know each other better too.


Now we've got another chance at it, I get Russia to try asking Girl France to move in again. But she's still not having any of it. :(


That would be because Hong Kong is yet another neat sim who gets distracted by puddles.


England still gets his promotion.


Should've done that on your actual date.


Romance is all over the house now.
Taiwan: Awwwwwkward.


For a minute or two I even thought these two were gonna get together because relaxing in bed usually means woohooing, but they really did just hang out and chat about work.


I'll bet these two aren't going to get much talking done!


But then something on the wall catches Switzerland's eye. I don't know what it was, but he spent the WHOLE NIGHT just standing there laughing at it.


Finally Hong Kong got fed up waiting and went to sleep.


England: Mmm, my evil angelic arse looks good in those shorts.


It's the return of the helicopter of DOOM. Will it break my game?


Yay, successful takeoff!


Belarus: Yay, I'm awesome!
What? You didn't get promoted, you didn't get demoted and chased by government agencies and you earn a crap salary!
Belarus: But I'm still awesome!
OK girl. Whatever you say.


Britannia: I'm awesome too! I have wings and sparkles and I fly to work in a helicopter!
North Italy and Hong Kong: MAKE IT STOP!


North Italy is distracted by a puddle.




Britannia: Coochiecoo googoo!


Poland hasn't featured much so far. He's been pretty quiet, no chance cards, no freak-outs of any kind. But he doesn't like being kissed by this creep.


Time to try moving someone else in. Russia gives up on Girl France for the moment and invites Ukraine over to be best friends.


And she moves in! That brings the household up to twelve sims!

Hetalia sims contacted: twenty-three... I think.
Hetalia sims moved in: twelve

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Comments

[polarn.livejournal.com]

The picture with Taiwan in her suit striking a pose after she comes home from work is great, it looks like she was so happy she suddenly burst out singing...

I laughed so much at Britannia and England! ´w`

Not sure if I am a fan of Hong Kong/Switzerland just yet, but I think I will be soon if that keeps up hahaha (6w6)

And the Italies, just feeling lonely and unloved? lol

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

The picture with Taiwan in her suit striking a pose after she comes home from work is great, it looks like she was so happy she suddenly burst out singing...

Haha, it really does, I never realised that before. XD Now whenever she comes home, I'm going to imagine her singing.

Britannia and England baffle me. Three bolts of chemistry mean they're pretty much made for each other. Like Romeo to the others... Romeo. And yet by the end of their fighting, they had a -100 furious relationship. Still. It never happened now, so who knows?

Hong Kong/Switzerland is odd, but I doubt it'll be the strangest. Because OH MY GOD ITALIES!

[kerrin.livejournal.com]

ololololol the Italy twincest

But I think Britannia and England have them beat. I love how they're fighting (with China using the toilet while they're at it) one moment, and another, England's all, "Mmmmm, who's that sexy stranger~"

Hong Kong x Switzerland: I didn't know I shipped it, but now I do. XDDDDDDD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I still can't decide if the Italy twincest is awful or awesome. It's just broken me. I don't know if the Britannia/England hate-love thing can top it, but it'll be fun to find out. I gotta say, this household is bringing all sorts of bizarre pairings out of the woodwork. Hong Kong/Switzerland seems almost normal now.

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

Are you sure Italy knows his own number? I mean it IS Italy we're talking about. And wow, for being an angel Britannia Angel is quite the jerk, isn't he?

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Heh, you have a point about Italy. XD I can just imagine him giving out Germany's number (or South Italy's omg) as his own.

Britannia is this close to having his name changed to Bratannia. So obnoxious.

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

I pretty much died at China just casually coming in to use the toilet in the middle of the England vs Britannia fight, with the two of them barely realising. XD

But my word, the twincest! :O
These posts just keep getting nuttier in each update!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Haha, poor China. He got trapped by the fighting. I bet someone could've set fire to the house and they wouldn't have budged.

The Italy brothers! I cannot ever give them family ties now, I'm scared it would kill my game. And oh yes, it gets nuttier. XD

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

... XD oh my god I just LOVE the Italies. They don't even have to be controled to do naughty stuff together! Yaaay~! -happy fangirl is happy-

What's with Poland and that guy. Uh.

Also. Britannia is a jerk and I love how England is attracted to him(self) XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's ACR. It's a thing of mind-blowing beauty. They just looked at each other and hopped into bed. I'm tempted now to take the household on an outing and see how Crumplebottom reacts to them.

That guy's just some random townie Poland picked up at work. I wish he'd bring home a nation instead of that guy. He hogged the hot tub and then invited himself for a sleepover. Hmph.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

It's just adorable.
And I remember that old meany townie! D: she hit my sims a lot! (... I had them doing naughty stuff in public places a lot)(in the car was my favorite)
You should take them out. Uh. Russia would need to nicely beat up the Unsavoury Charleton.

Don't you just hate whent they act that way. That's why I kick them out when they don't look good enough (or rich enough) to have babies with!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Russia does need revenge, yes. Sadly he's still totally puny. He needs to shove Belarus off the barre.

I gotta admit, I do kind of like having townies move in so I can give them makeovers. But most of the time, they're just annoying.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Ahah, yes he does. He needs to grow his muscles with the ballet barre.
I'd like to see him wearing a tutu.

I do that too ;w; Whenever a townie moves in (that does not happen a lot) or when my sims grow up I send them to the mirror and to the clothes shop 8D; I like my sims with a decent sense of fashion.
orz

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I have no male tutus! I just realised this! I have to go and find one now, just because.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

WTF...Italy screwed himself?! XDDD You should make them related so stuff like that doesn't happen. BTW do you have female AND males of ALL the nations?

Russia: Wanna become one with me?
Girl France: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Russia: I SAID DO YOU WANT TO BECOME ONE WITH ME?
Girl France: NO, I DON'T LIKE TEA!

Your comic timing is genius! XD <3

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I have boys and girls of most of the nations, but not all of them. I've only got boy Sweden, Finland and Denmark, for example. I thought about making some of them related, but I couldn't figure out exactly how because they're countries! In the end I decided human and sim laws can't possibly apply so they're all one of a kind.
And then my Italian twins had sex and it was too late to do anything about it.
Thank you for reading... (glances at email) wow, everything! Did you just sit down and read my journal all night!? My picture-taking and funny skills were a lot worse the further back you go, I'm afraid.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

Well not ALL of it; you've got a lot more than I could read before bed since I'm now restricting myself from playing my game during the week so I'll go to bed at a decent hour and not be a zombie at my job lol :)