World Is Mine - Part Four

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Time for Part Four of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are 31 35 lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, North and South Italy showed us exactly what sort of things can happen when you sever family ties. England and Britannia had an all night smackdown that then ceased to exist once the maid killed the helicopter. Girl France set Hong Kong up on a date with Switzerland, but point-blank refused to move in. And the number of sims in the household increased to twelve.


Our update begins with Latvia being *gasp* conned out of ballet tickets! Grr. Go and demand that discount, Latvia!


That's more like it.


No words.


Ukraine seems to be getting on well with Taiwan.


Toy helicopter!



Poor Belarus has nightmares about this guy.
Belarus: I dreamed I dated him... and then it turned out he was the Unsavoury Charleton who mugged my darling Russia!


Taiwan randomly starts sobbing.



Someone's in looove.


With all the money the household is rolling in, I decided to splash out on a hot tub. It was a big hit.


The glitch with the helicopter didn't keep Britannia from aspiration failure forever.


O_o Who are you and what are you doing in this house?


Go forth Poland and read Vogue magazine at work.


China: Do you think cockroaches can get in here? I think they can. I mean, this hot tub is outside, after all.
Belarus and Ukraine: You can't scare us that easily. We'll get out of this hot tub only on the brink of death. And maybe not even then.


Go shopping!


Boooo. Still, at least you didn't go into business with those thieves. >:(


LIE LIKE THE WIND, BULLSEYE!


Yay!


Looking groovy, Poland.


Just be careful you don't hurt each other.


The internet is fantastic!


Britannia: Check me out! I made money today! Oh and that car's not mine.




Italy! What would Italy say?!


And Russia's other self joins the household! I'm very, very deeply tempted to try and make them have a baby. I could call it Russia Squared.


You know those sayings about lightning never striking twice? Well, they lie.




And the fire tips poor Taiwan over the edge.
Taiwan: Oooga booga!


Thank you, invisible psychiatrist.


Britannia: *evil*evil*evil*


Anyway, Russia works his charms upon girl France one more time and is finally successful.
France: The hot tub won me over.


With fourteen sims in the house, the dining area gets a much needed revamp. It still only seats just over half the household, but it's an improvement.


Aww, be nice, Ukraine.


Hong Kong: Hey, congratulations on being a witch! When are you gonna cast a spell?
Britannia: Um... maybe I already did and wiped your memory?


WAKE UP AND RUN, RUSSIA!


Russia and France spend all night fighting their way to the toilet.


Britannia goes into aspiration failure at least once a day now. It's quite tragic.



Wha-? Italy it was right behind you!


I think if they hired a butler to bring them food, my sims would never get out of the tub.


GODAMMIT FRANCE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD CHEF!



Taiwan does not like fire ever.


With two new nations moved in, the list of targets on his list has gone right down, so I send Russia back out to find more sims. In the hail. Poor guy.


Russia: Oh hi. Don't mind me, I'm just taking a sponge bath. Right here.
Turkey: Fine by me.


And speaking of sponge baths, back home...


Hong Kong: The Naked Chef is a figure of speech! Put some clothes on!
As no clothes appear, a floating tin will have to do.


Oh and look who has a flour baby. Again.
Britannia: Look, he has my eyes!


Oh Iggy, no. You an do better than the handyman.
England: Have you seen the way that man holds a wrench? Unf.


And Poland is still rockin' away on that guitar.


Ah! I remember this one, you stay put, South.


...This chance card hates me.


Go for ethnic food. Mmm.


Excellent. :D


Oh dear.
Taiwan: Mummy missed you at work today, yes she did!


Both Italy and Taiwan ignore poor Ukraine, passed out on the floor. Only the random townie she brought home gives a shit.
Townie: *wibble* She's getting wet! Shouldn't we do something?!
Probably. But we're not.


England is the only one mad enough to hot tub in the rain.
England: Ahh, reminds me of home.


Finally someone spots Ukraine. Not that he does anything about it, but at least he cares.


France: I spy with my little eye...
Sadly it's too early in the day for aliens. :(


One of the Italies has a sponge bath. With their clothes off, I can't tell them apart.


And it's mutual love!


Ukraine finally manages to crawl inside and promptly collapses onto the sofa.
Ukraine: Ow. Hurt. Everywhere.




Italy and South Italy consummate their love. I still don't know which one slept with Poland though.


England: Oh shit, France. Need alcohol.


That's not Britannia, BTW. It's regular England. He and Russia aren't in love or anything, so this was just adorable. Or creepy. You decide.


Britannia: Daddy's angel, yes you are! You are!
SHUT UP ABOUT BABIES. If you want them, you're going to have to get them yourself. There's a telescope upstairs, use that. Or talk to Taiwan, she's desperate for babies too.


Britannia: Dear diary. Babiesbabiesbabiesbabiesiwantababybabybaby-shit, is that cute guy watching me?
Not just him. Bad place to write in a diary, Britannia.


But England stills like Britannia enough to play red hands.


Poland is like, totally manly.


Return it. I don't know what a stringer is (do they mean striker, perhaps?) but hiding medical equipment is not cool.


Poor Ukraine. Next time, hide it.


Ukraine: Look who I brought home!
Thank you!


And she's not the only one bringing people home, Russia adds another England to his collection!


And in a stunning hat trick, he nabs Lithuania too! That brings our total number on housemates to sixteen! That's double the maximum! And so lets end there for now.

Now that we know my sims will look through the telescope, will any of them find themselves on a trip around the galaxy? Will Britannia and Taiwan get over their baby-rabies? If Russia becomes one with Russia, will the universe collapse in on itself? Should I try it and find out? Until next time!

Hetalia sims contacted: twenty-seven
Hetalia sims moved in: sixteen

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Comments

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Photobucket does not like the Itacest (which is not really incest as they're not brothers here.) goodness.
Tch.
I'll never get tired of this, I swear XD it's just too much fun!

How dare France fail at cooking. Maybe she was cooking naked to make up for it?
She brings a lot of money to the household though 8D;

Hnn. Poland is so manry it hurts my eyes.
I want Russia².

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Oh DAMMIT Photobucket!
LJ scrapbook to the rescue. Again. I think they must have some kind of bot that scans images for flesh colours or something. I'm going to have to start using censor bars or something.

I love it when they move in with LOTS of money. :D I'm tempted to buy a bigger house now and have a garden and a pond and other fun things to see what they like to play with on their own. It's not like they can't afford it! But I don't know how my game would cope with me moving such a big family around.

I want Russia Squared but now I'm worried he might be too old to impregnate her. D: He's like five days away from being an elder. Plus they have no chemistry at all and I kind of like it when they pick their own love interests instead of me forcing it.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Yeah. >.> damn photobucket...

When I was reading that's exactly what I was wondering XD Maybe your game will delete half of the household? So it only has to move 8 sims... Mmh. Or it'll kill your game. Or it'll work just fine.
Money~

Oh my- he's ooold already... D: booo...!
I just LOVE how they pick their own lovers and stuff! (and they even cheat on each other u_u)
I just want to start a game so I can make a big family and let them live their life 8D But I can't I'm supposed to study. -actually watching dr Who-

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I think I could do it if I had Russia move out on his own and then find a new place and then use the teleporter shrub to move the rest of the household over. I don't think it would count as cheating. Failing that, I think there's a file that can be edited that will allow you to move bigger households. I'm gonna look for it, I think. I want more outdoor doodahs!

And yup, Russia is aging fast. D: I know the women need six days left to become pregnant, but I don't know if the men can father children when they're old. I mean, they can in reality, but the game isn't exactly realistic!

Haha, I love the autonomous cheating. They're so stupid about it too, sometimes. One lover will be right there in the same room and they'll be making out with someone else. Although it is annoying when they're cheating in a closet or something and the other person, three floors away and in the shower just knows.

I'm supposed to be studying too, have a geology exam tomorrow and I'm battling to not chuck the book aside and carry on working on my new outfit for Seychelles. XD But Doctor Who is good too.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Mmh.. that could work too. It's a nice idea 8D And you'll need a bigger place anyway, or they'll start jumping at each other's throat. Or making out with everybody.
Orgy.

Mmh.... I don't know either. I know that, in the sims3, they can... but as for the sims2, I don't remember ._.
I think that, as long as they-- wait. Once I played with that family, and the man was cheating on his wife with the maid, and at one point he became old and I believe I could actually had a baby with the maid?
...

UGH I hate that thing! I mean, it's really annoying. If it's in the same house, they'll know. But if it's right outside it's okay they don't even notice...
Hnn.

Ahah! XD tomorrow I'm sarting my "finals" 8D with philosophy! It's gonna be painful and hard and ARG FOUR HOURS OF PAIN.
I took out my little notpad in which I have all the stuff I need to know for that test.
It's right here. In front of me.
Oh look, The Doctor wants me to watch his next adventure! How to say no to such a cutie~?
The newest one... Nope? XD I've started watching it like... 5days ago? And I'm already at season 4 ep 4. Hell yeah. I'm addicted. I love David Tennant SO HARD.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I'll have to check. If a double Russia baby is still possible, I think I'll try it. XD
Good luck with your exam! Mine is three hours and I'm dreading it. At least I'm allowed my books, thank goodness. I can't get any information to actually stay inside my head. I forced it all out with Milkshaping.
You can't say no to the Doctor. He'll just talk at you until you agree, just to shut him up.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Try it, try iiiiit! XD
Aww lucky... I wish we had books. Though I don't know if they'd be really useful... but oh well! XD
Good luck to you too!
The Doctor is just brilliant. Or w/e is it that he says in English. 8D;
The new new... new Doctor looked cute~
But he's not ginger. D: baww he's gonna be saad!

[bolob.livejournal.com]

Ok, I'm sorry, but the joke about Italy and Poland immediately popped into my head as soon as you mentioned about them sleeping with each other (i.e. sausage - too easy, I know XD)

Well if Italy sleeping w itself hasn't made the world implode, hell go for it w the Russias! If by the time I finish this if half the nations haven't become one w themselves I'll be surprised XD