World Is Mine - Part Twelve

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hi there and welcome to part twelve of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, Lithuania was abducted by aliens, but a Russian phantom pregnancy meant he was returned unharmed. France and Estonia reached the top of their career paths, England helped Austria get over his non-marriage and Russia met lots of new nations while placing nanny graves.


Just for funzies, lets have a look at the side of my screen. That's 27 nations, plus Russia himself. And four children. Yowza.


I also went and had a nosey at the family trees to see how all the children were related and discovered that installing a multi pollination mod before Estonia and England birthed their children probably wasn't a good idea. Stitch and the Doctor show as having the alien as their father. The Master and Seven of Nine don't. They show as only having the one parent. That could seriously bugger up genetics in my game if I ever let them breed. Whoops.


Dammit, I broke the family ties in the old house, but it seems moving has set them up again. This is why it's a good idea to clone your downloaded premade sims, guys!



Let's go back to our regular chaos. Estonia is doing some fab parenting. Shame it's the wrong child.
Estonia: Green, noseless. Close enough.


Besides, the party exhausted little Seven.


The birthdays continue, with the Doctor aging up badly.
Doctor: One day I will regenerate and be ginger. That'll be a good birthday.


Just for a change, let's share the music.


In my head, SoBop sounds like Mmm-bop in simlish.


Oh Greece. Take a number, get to the back of the line. I'm sure Poland will fit you in somewhere. Literally.


NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER!


Bah. Killjoy.


Well last time we went for bunnies. Just for shits and giggles, let's see what happens with clowns.


We'll stick with bunnies in future. Bunnies are cool.


What? *narrows eyes* Game, are you trolling me? Fine, we'll do the bunnies right here, right now.


Not gonna lie, this chance card makes me smile. XD


Why did I randomly take a picture of the mai-oh. Oh dear. That looks bad.



Japan: I hate fire! And I'm not all that fond of Hungary either!


Worst birthday ever.




Someone's enjoying themselves though.
Italy: Now it's a party!


Now the toddlers have aged up, the nanny's slacking off. I can't get rid of her, she seems to have moved in.


But... I didn't ask you to do anything!
Belarus: And don't ask me again!


Oooh, fight! Is it England and England? Prussia and Poland?


No, it's Stitch and the Doctor. Indestructible genetic experiment 626 vs The Oncoming Storm.


Sorry, Stitch, but you never stood a chance.


Splice!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


England: You suck!
England: You suck!
Is there an echo in here?


A nanny being useful? Say it isn't so!


Englands: WE ARE NOT AMUSED.


And so England makes up for his lack of entertainment by arguing with England.


England: BAYBEES FOREVER!



Anyway, as per sayonara_chan's suggestion, I've had Russia start up a home business selling all the crap the new housemates have in their inventories. And check it out! So many stereos! And TV's! There were even a few hot tubs and dance spheres!


Good grief, what a mess. That's one huge downfall of nannies, the endless bloody bottles. And they never throw them away.


Kids. They want mobile phones at such young ages nowadays. Anyway, as you may have gathered from the urns in Russia's inventory, I failed to place the nannies graves last time I was on a community lot. So he's having another try.


He also took the France's with him. They like to gamble, it turns out.
France: What greater gamble can there be than amore?
Poker?


This was when I began to suspect the telescope was really broken.


I think I usually tell people to tinker. Today we're calling support.


Awesome!


Oh Austria. So close and yet so far.


Japan: I find your ideas intriguing, Basketball-san.



Russia: Oh shit, my waters just burst!
I think that may have been just regular wee.
Russia: It's liquid and these are labour pains, don't argue!




And here he is! Say hello to Russia Squared!


Oh hey, genie lamp! I'll bet that's down to Belarus and the ballet barre. I'll hang on to it for now, it may come in handy.


Belarus: Keep walking, nanny. You can have this baby when you prise it out of my cold dead hands.



I don't know how I coped before I thought about installing toilet stalls and communal showers.
Italy: Ohmygosh, puddles!


Stitch isn't doing well at school. Bloody school destroys his fun, so he doesn't do his homework. I cannot force him to have fun... can I?
Russia: Are you going to do your homework or must I swing you by your ankles too?
Stitch: I'm having fun I'm having fun I promise!


We failed with trying later last time, so it's time England spoke up.


Woohoo, go England!


England: Who's fabulous? I'm fabulous!


Doctor: You're totally fabulous, mum!


Smustle, ladies, smustle!


Will this movie night be the two of them, alone in the dark? Sound's good!


Yay! Not that you'll ever enter the lot, but still.


Russia: I can see Japan from my house!


Chatting takes place.




And inside, everybody smustles. I blame the children. No-one bothered smustling until the children were born. Now they do it all the damn time.


Everyone: Haters to the left.


Master: Hello, fishies, my only friends.


I missed the first bit of this chance card - I pressed Enter to find Russia just as it popped up, which I guess automatically selected something. A bad something.


Hooray for Hong Kong!



Master: Father, as you have made no effort at all to potty train me, I now require a change of undergarments.
England: Hiya poppet! Can you say 'dada'? Say 'dada!'
Master: say 'please' and I'll consider it.


Where are all my nannies? Why are my toddlers harassing the house mates?


Eh, never mind. It's cute.
Seven: I'm so happy! This is the best day ever!


Bring on the hits.


Compared to everyone else's bonuses, it's kind of pitiful, but hey, she earned it all herself.


France: Yay, snow!


Greece is unaccustomed to snow and manages to get frost burn. It's not a good look for him.


Russia: My baby.
Nanny: Can I just-
Russia: MY BABY.
Nanny: But-
Russia: NO.


Austria: I want a baby. Or ten.


Once again, the internet provides.


Yay, snow day! Maybe they'll manage to claw back enough fun to do their homework this evening.


Latvia: Fuck snow days! I hate snow!


Poland: Hey, it's like super cold outside, wanna warm up?
America: Sounds cool! I mean, hot!


Nanny: I'm sorry, I can't just stand back and watch this any longer. Sir, you're a horrible parent and if you don't start actually paying attention to your child, she's going to bring the human race back from the future and try to take over the world.
England: Lol, no. You watch too much TV. Anyway, I changed her nappy that one time, what more do you want from me?


Nanny: And you're no better, missy! When was the last time you hugged your son, huh? WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HUGGED HIM?
England: Is she dissing our parenting?
England: I think so.
England: But we're fab parents. I'm always hugging flour baby.
Nanny: THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL BABY!


Why are you here? The telescope points out to sea.


Canada tries to sneak past.


Nanny becomes one with Russia.



Ask for a discount. If the co-worker refuses, make them eat those smegging tickets.



FINALLY.


Lured by snowy merchandise, another Canada appears.



Good call, Latvia.


Thank you, America.


Everyone enjoys the snow.


Careful to keep out of the way of all the flying missiles, Russia greets NyoSouth.


Another nation added.


A few updates back, we'd been talking about game chemistry and how it works. I'd decided that every sim with no chemistry would have to check out the first non-playable sim I saw. Remember who America brought home? That'll be her target. XD Note how even without any chemistry, South wants to ask North out on a date.



THREE BOLTS FUCK YEAH! This should be fun.


Stitch and the Doctor don't get along.


Another old nanny? Where did you come from?
Prussia: Mmm, sexy Italian.
Forget it, Prussia. she's not into you.
Prussia: Everyone's into me. You'll see.



Anyway, time to get the toddlers aged up. First is the Master.



Looks like that single interaction with her parent was enough to grow her up well.
Russia: Ow.
Yeah, looks painful. Put her down, she can't become one with you anyway.



Upstairs to Seven.


This time Russia sensibly puts her down for the growth spurt. Again, she grows up well.


It seems the nanny's ranting got to NyoEngland. She and the Doctor spend a good few hours outside playing ball together. Ahh, bless.





Inside though, the birthdays continue. Time for Russia Squared to grow up.


WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THERE?!?


D:
Poor kid. Not only did he grow up into the ugliest outfit ever made, but half his head is missing. I blame the parents. It would seem that having Russia become one with Russia really did create a black hole. In their son's brain.

So. We'll end there, with the image of Russia Squared's horrifying glitched head imprinted on your brain for at least a week. See you then!

Hetalia sims moved in: I think I miscounted somewhere, but pretty sure it's twenty-eight nations and five children now.

PS - It really is my birthday. :D It's been great.

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Comments

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

Poor, poor Russia Squared. In fact, I feel sorry for all the kids that have been spawned in this series. They're going to have very screwed-up futures if they're not taking over the world!


But happy birthday to yooouuu!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, beefcake! My favourite! XD
Yes, the poor children really have got a lousy deal here. I'm honestly amazed any of them managed to grow up well. Not a single one has learned any toddler skills. They're lucky to get attention at all.

[lovesimsstories.livejournal.com]

ANNNND caught up! Spent all day reading your asylum and this. Honestly can say I haven't stopped laughing the whole time. Fricken FABULOUS!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Ah yay, it's always good to have new readers. Glad you enjoyed them all. :D

[maya257.livejournal.com]

I've been reading this from the start (also the asylum challenge) and damn you sent me into countless laughing fits :D Poor Squared Russia with his invisible head XD The sims can't handre ze awesome.

But anyways, since I remembered that I have an account here I just had to leave you a comment and congratulate you. So, Happy Birthday :D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Glad you're enjoying it all. :D Yeah, poor Russia Squared, I'm not sure what happened there. I've had bald children before, but never one actually missing half his skull.

[maya257.livejournal.com]

I've found a fez hairstyle :D (I do think it was you that did a post with a downloadable Turkey, if not I'm sorry xD)

Here you go: http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=244177 XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

That was me, yes. :) And he actually already has that hairstyle. It seems to be the only fez ever made for sims 2! I'm quite surprised. I can find Stetsons, turbans, flat caps, bunny ears, cat ears, in all kinds of colours, but I have never seen another fez.

[maya257.livejournal.com]

Quite true. There are loads of useless stuff for sims out there, but everytime I spend at least 4 hours searching for some better, and more matching hairstyles for them Hetalians xD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's clothes I always have trouble with. Taiwan's were a nightmare. I never thought it would be so difficult to find a long sleeves, long skirted, simple cheongsam!

[maya257.livejournal.com]

I believe you xD I had the same troubles with finding some adequate uniforms, seems like all of the links are either broken or the site is down which is just sad. But I did find some great pirate uniform that will match my pirate!England xD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I hate when that happens. I was very excited to find British police and military uniforms linked in the Sims Content Wiki, only to find the site gone and the files don't appear to be available anywhere on the 'net. :(

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Italy is not impressed by Ukraine's naked figure.
Uh.

I didn't know the children could get in fights...!

WILL WE HAVE ITACEST NYOTALIE STYLE? Me gusta.

Poor, pooor Russia Squared. That is a squary face you inherited.

Happy birthday~! I'm late~! XD;;

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's amazing how many sims are shocked! Shocked I say, at the sight of naked sims. In the shower.
I didn't know children could do that either! I was very surprised when the dust cleared. Of course, now the children fight all the damn time.
Nyocest? I'm hoping! North just moved in. I'm keeping an eye on them. ^^
Poor Russia Squared, he has a face only a mother could love.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Yeah. XD In the sims 3, they actually feel shame and all. It's always funny x)
Tch, children these days...
Just have to love the Italies in your game.

this is totally off-topic, but I feel like America right now. Watching a show about ghosts and strange events, and being SO FREAKING SCARED but still watching. XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Haha, poor shameful simmies. XD Can't say I'm surprised at the children's behaviour really. They've all been horribly neglected. If it weren't for nannies, they'd spend their entire toddler days sitting in their own filth.
I love scary movies. :D Although I did spend a lot of time making sure all the TV's were switched off after watching Ring.

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

Damn it, I totally forgot! I got a note about your birthday since we're mutual friends, and I meant to congratulate you, but I forgot.

Anyway, these children make me feel like taking up the You suck at Parenting! challenge again. Why'd I quit that again? *remembers the pain in taking care of five toddlers* Right. Maybe if I decreased the number to four...

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm going to do that one next. Now I've had to deal with this lot, I'm getting ideas on how to handle it. If you do try it again, good luck!

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

DAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT

I MISS YOUR TOTALLY AWESOME BIRTHDAY ;AAAAAAAAAAAA; WHY MUST MY INTERNET BREAK OFF DURING SUCH A SPECIAL DAY ;A;

Anyway, I didn't know kids can fight! 8D I guess that parenting challenge will be interesting then 8D

ALSO. RUSSIA SQUARED. IT BLEW MY HEAD OFF.

I knew it was too good to be true ;A;

-on the side note, happy late birthday ;A; Sorry I couldn't greet you earlier

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

That's all right, it's nice to have birthday greetings spanning a few days. :) Makes the joy last longer!
Oh my God, the children. I have one now who's determined to defeat every other child in the house. Every time I look for her, she's fighting. She has ten nice points too! Her personality points are a lie.
Russia Squared - mind blowingly awesome. Literally.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

Englands: WE ARE NOT AMUSED.

XD You so did not put that line in!

My my...how did England and England get on such bad terms? One of em fuck China or somethin?

Damn! 0.o Lookit those inventories. I'd say set up a home business to with all that!

*looks at the endless bottles* Damn...I'm glad I have the 'exploding bottles' hack which makes the bottles go bye bye all by themselves :p

Ohh! So there are regular births in this household after all, not just alien ones ^^

Nanny becomes one with Russia.

ROFLMAO!!! Literally!