World Is Mine - Part Thirteen

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hi there and welcome to part thirteen of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, we discovered children can fight. The nanny complained about England's parenting, which is nothing we didn't already know about. Russia set up a home business selling all the crap new house mates bring in, and Russia Squared was born, before ageing up into a really really mindless toddler.


Let's step back outside, away from the gaping hole in Russia Squared's head, where Igiko and the Doctor are still happily enjoying a game of catch. Ahhh.


And indoors, Estonia has remembered he has a child too. Don't they look sweet, dancing like that?


Estonia: OK, hold on tight, and I'll walk you past all the sleeping bodies on the floor.


A gazillion beds, and Japan chooses to sleep on the hammock. In the snow.
America: Do you think I could get away with tipping him into the snow?


After a save and a sleep, I returned to find Russia Squared had grown hair. Yay.


England: Is she choking?
Italy: No, she's serious.
And she's blocking the oven with her dead body. How inconsiderate.


France is patriotic.


Aww, poor America. Passed out while patiently waiting for the hammock.


Turns out the tent isn't a good place to sleep either.
Hong Kong: I can't feel my fingers!

Anyway, as Japan had vacated the hammock, I went on the hunt for him. Here's where he ended up.


See those little zzzzz's? That's him. Looks like Russia Squared passed his invisibility onto Japan.
Russia Squared: I couldn't find Canada.


I love the flailing toddlers. XD
Ukraine: I don't!


And tension between the England's finally reaches breaking point.


That was always going to be a bad idea, Igiko. Your other half has a full set of body points.


America's skin matches her coat.


And Prussia also has frost burn. Somehow, it kind of suits him.


America: So... cold...
Put a jumper on then!


Prussia: Hey babe, wanna help warm me up? Lick my popsicle, that sort of thing?
South Italy: I'll warm you up with a flame thrower if you don't fuck off right now.


Latvia watches Dark Water. Isn't it a bit scary?
Latvia: Nothing could be scarier than Russia.


:D


England: Hey, Japan, do-
Japan: I do adore our talks about philosophy, Wilson.
England: I'll come back later, shall I?


France's: ++++
Oooh, will we be seeing some French kissing?


Maybe not.



England: Ugh, that guy. -- Although I do kind of like green-eyed tea drinkers. ♥♥
Make your mind up!


Ukraine: Green-eyed tea drinkers? Mmm, so hot.


Speaking of hot, my France's have found a way to deal with the cold, snowy weather.


Oh go away, no-one was looking at you.
Townie: It's a small world. That telescope sees all over the ocean and right back into my bedroom. Perverts.


Master: I hear you're an alien abomination. Snap. Wanna help me take over the world?
Stitch: Sorry, I'm gonna be busy for a while longer. SOMEONE is WRONG on the internet!




Did you know Poland is a popularity sim?



Did you know France is a romance sim? Did these two switch personalities at some point?



Greece: Oh god, I'm starving.
Look down.
Greece: DYING OF HUNGER.
Greece, Greece, look down. Down. Right in front of you. There. Food. Crikey, it's worse than getting my kid to find her shoes in the morning.



Taiwan: Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?


Zombie: BRAINSSSSSS...


Zombie: GIVE THEM TO ME.


Latvia: Heeeeey Macarena, aaaah!


Is that a Belgium I see? Come in out of the cold, Belgium!


Upstairs, three of the children settle down to do their homework. The fourth?


Russia: DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!
Doctor: I WILL, I PROMISE, PLEASE DON'T LET GOOOOO!


Once the Doctor's all funned up, Russia invites Thailand over for some friendly bonding.


Followed by some friendly moving in.


England and Britannia get friendly too.


At this point, I'd sold the old telescopes and brought new ones to see if that would fix my abduction problems. Hungary chooses to test it out for me.
Hungary: I see guys kissing. I may be some time.


England strikes me as the kind of person who would read the manual, cover to cover, before attempting to put things together. Even jigsaws.


Drat.


America: Oooh, Angel. Can you show me heaven?
Britannia: Give me a gun and I'll consider it.


Hungary: Still no aliens. Gimme a while longer, just to make sure. Come on honey, drop the towel, drop the tow- oh honey!


The Doctor discovers swings.


Also roundabouts.


Stitch: So, what planet are you from?
Master: Same as you, idiot. Now hush, I want to watch something intelligent.
*switches on Blades Of Glory*


Russia: I hear you've been neglecting your homework. I'm going to help you with it. Accept my help, or I will be forced to pelt you with water balloons.
Seven: Sheesh, all right, slave driver.


That looks uncomfortable with the wings and all.


Taiwan: Look at this playroom, baby. Isn't it fab? Would you like to play with the pirate ship I want a baby so much. *sob*


France: If music be the food of love, play on.
*smash*bash*tinkle*sausagefingers*


While the France's are busy getting to know each other, there's no love lost between the England's.
England: Lol, butthurt!


China knows old things are good.


Pah, idiots.


After seeing all those sims passed out on the floor and in the snow, I decided to build a little dormitry block at the edge of the lot. No fancy double beds or privacy here, just single beds all in a row. And where does Lithuania decide to crash? The sofa.


America IS a professional!


More awesome that you. ^^




Remember that old school ground chant? First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes so-and-so with a baby carriage. So not the case with my sims.


Master: I am the greatest. The world will tremble before me.


The world won't tremble if you flunk out of school.
Also more and more of my sims are missing work. I think there's just too many trying to leave for work at the same time. Somehow none of them get fired.


England: My baby girl's failing at school! Where did I go wrong?
Ignoring her for oh, HER ENTIRE LIFE?


The Doctor was the only one who bothered to go to school that day. Kids are doomed.


Promotion for one of the Southern Italys.


Excellent. I love when they do this. :D


Hungary: I'm just gonna take a nap here, OK?
Geez, when did you go to bed last night?
Hungary: When the guys I was spying on closed their curtains.


Randomly gazing through everyone's chemistry, I spot another 3-bolter.


Randomly gazing through memories-wait, when did that happen?! Damn! That's the problem with such a big lot, sometimes I miss stuff. It doesn't help that the photo booth has no first time woohoo cut scene.


Another thing I missed! Sorry Estonia, hope you were OK.
Estonia: Well obviously I survived.


Another nation added to the house.


Synchronised stink wave!


Having fun, Britannia?



Not as much fun as they're about to have!



Ukraine and Taiwan: So much fun.


Let's dance.


Oh well, it's not like we can't afford it.


Everybody: Make it stop!
Thailand: *oblivious*


The noise clears out everybody except England, who tries his hand at the dance sphere.


And the battle to get the children to do their homework continues.


I like green.


Changed my mind, I like orange better. Too late? Damn.


A playground full of fun things to do, a giant playroom, an enormous TV and how does the Master bring her fun up? Jumping on the sofa.


New beds are going down well, I see.


Belarus will ballet to death. I gotta get that girl a tutu.


It saddens me that despite being a woohooable location, no-one autonomously has sex in the tent. Still, it does give nature enthusiasm at least.


It's fun!


There's no shame in asking for help.



Yay!


More promotions.



Aliens: OK, we're looking for a blonde guy with glasses, goes by the name of 'Hero.'
Estonia: Noooooo! You've got the wrong guy!
Aliens: Really? Damn. Still, while we're here, let's talk about our daughter's grades.



So while Estonia's up with aliens, it's time for Russia Squared to grow up again. Hopefully into hair this time.



Russia Squared and Russia become Russia Cubed.




Estonia: Next time you wanna talk grades, use the damn telephone!
Telescope's working. :D


I suddenly realise that stereos are great for waking sims up. >:D


More promotions.


Poland: I like juice.
France: I like you. *swoon*


Probably best to stay away.


*sigh* Lithuania, do all of your games chance cards end in failure?


Seems like adding more beds was a good idea.


Dreaming about food can increase your enthusiasm?!? The more you know!



Hobby card spam.


And then!
Photobucket: Good heavens, nipnips! Won't someone think of the children?!? *swoon* To the fainting couch!
*French nipples begone*


Me: To LJ scrapbook!


Well well well. It's not a couple I foresaw, that's for sure! Anyway, I hear The Sims Social has finally gone live, so let's leave France and Lithuania alone for now and check it out. See you in part 14!

Hetalia sims moved in: Thirty nations, five children.

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Comments

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

God I love your updates.

Frankly I'm surprised the social worker hasn't gotten interested earlier.
And what is it with Russia Squared and glitching?

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

A lot of my toddlers seem to be dislocating their parents arms when ageing up now, I'm not entirely sure why. Although it is amusing to watch. XD

[maya257.livejournal.com]

What do you use to take the pictures? I kind of doubt that it's the in-game camera xD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Nooooo, I tried using it once and hated the way it numbered the files. I use Fraps now, and love it to bits. The only downside is that there's no way to hide the queue actions, so they end up in the picture too.

[maya257.livejournal.com]

Ahh, well thats better xD Also, I don't mind the queue actions. Kind of didn't notice them until you pointed it out. Ohe well :D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's a minor annoyance. Far more annoying is when you hit the screencap button, go on your merry way and then realise you left the control panel up. *glares at invisible Japan* I've mostly gotten into the habit of hiding it, but the occasional one does sneak in.

[defelony.livejournal.com]

Prussia has really let himself go XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Too much buffet eating, not enough ballet. Then again, who wants to ask Belarus to move away from the ballet barre?

[awfullybad.livejournal.com]

Another amusing chapter!
Kinda laughed when I saw chubby Poland and France

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's nice to see that a little weight gain hasn't made Poland any less popular in the bedroom. XD

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Pffft- This is so much win.

Someone should woohoo in the tent though.
Also: ZOMBIIIIE! I've never seen one before! >D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Tragically, ACR doesn't seem to be coded for autonomous woohoo in tents, lifts, cars, saunas or anything like that. Must all be commanded. :( And Russia is always too busy on the phone for woohoo.

Zombies! I always used to think they were a bit boring - until I discovered the existence of a zombie apocalypse mod. I'm tempted one day to set up a hood for of Hetalia households, throw in zombies and see who ends up victorious.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Bawww.... D: .... cheaaaaaat!

._. a zombie apocalypse mod. MUST.SEE.

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

I JUST REALIZED I MISSED THIS PART.

I'm surprised none of the kids have gotten a visit from the Social Worker yet. Also, Is Poland pregnant?

DO WE GET FRANCE SQUARED TOO? 8DDDDD

I'm loving this challenge each second lakshflkashflaksfasf

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised the children have made it this far too! I've had the 'that child is just skin and bones!' pop up a few times, but thankfully the buffet table feeds kids. So they're all miserable, but healthy enough to stay.
And no, Poland is just fat. XD I do have a same sex pregnancy hack, so it wouldn't surprise me if he does get knocked up.
Alas, it seems Nyo!France has chosen Lithuania as her sexual partner (for now, these guys aren't exactly monogamous!) so no France Squared. Yet.

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

Holy crap, what a cool zombie!

And I use the in-game camera though.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I love my zombie. Face wound blushers and castaway tatty clothing makes her look fabulously realistic!
I've never been all that fond of the game camera. Pictures always seemed to be too small and grainy for my taste, although I'm sure there's options to change that. It's the naming that annoys me most though. Of course, the problem with using a separate program for caps means remembering to actually run it. I've lost count of the times I've set up a shot and then realised Fraps isn't running.