World Is Mine - Part Fourteen

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hey, welcome to part fourteen of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, lots of our house mates got frost burn, some of them got fat and others got laid. In addition, the telescope was repaired and Estonia was promptly abducted by aliens. Again. Oh, and there was also a zombie.


Lets begin with a chance card. Give the co-worker the nectar. Nectar is good.


Ugh. In future we'll stick to the list.


Instructions are for losers!


Both my Chinese nations fail today. :(


I'm in the mood for dancing.


Yay!

While looking into why my telescope abduction hack was broken, I'd run the Hack Detection Conflict Utility. It didn't solve the telescope problem, but it did inform me that I had two different versions of ACR installed. Once I removed the old version, a lot more options popped up - including autonomous try for a baby.


Of course, my nations are all over that.


And we have our first successful international pregnancy!


I imagine the socialite would be less aware of pickpockets, especially with sunglasses on.


Congratulations to Thailand.


*groan*


Once again, only the Doctor made it to school.


The first of my house mates to move in are about to grow old! D: This means it's too late for Taiwan to bear children... although not to late for her to father them.


Estonia: My daughter's failing at school! And I have a tummyache.


OK, you know what, fuck you guys, if you're going to insist on being stupid and buying those tickets, you can all suck it up and accept the price now.


At first I was all 'yay, co-worker got fined!' and then I realised this chance card is badly coded. Oh well. we can afford it.


Aliens: Oh hey, it's that guy we knocked up. Let's grab him and see how our spawn are doing.


England: Nooooo! It's Taiwan's birthday today! Can't we reschedule?


The Master and the Doctor are unfazed by their mother/aunt's abduction. Homework calls!


Everyone else?
Nations: OH SHIT WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!
Aliens. Come on, it's like, the seventh time or something. Why do you all still swarm?


France: Hey, Liet, wanna play aliens? I'll let you probe me anywhere.
Lithuania: Uh... can we just have normal sex?
France: Normal sex is good too!


This pop-up is very handy for letting me know when my sims are up to something.


Up the duff, for example.
Russia: That was awesome!



Russia: If you wanted another baby, all you had to do was ask!


Ukraine: Hey, fancy trying for a baby too?


*woohoo*




But their efforts are thwarted by the return of England.
Aliens: And say 'hi' to our kids for us!


Oh she is, is she?


Gasp! Prussia! Twice in one night?


America: We'll call the baby 'Awesome', yeah?
Prussia: No can do, that's my middle name.


Russia: You cad!


Prussia: Ow, my ass.
Russia: Yeah, you can kiss mine too.




And so a steady stream of visitors to the photo booth continues.



Not all of these encounters go well.


Promotion for Belarus.


Belarus: Ballet forever!


Austria: Hey there, mother of my child, you are looking fine tonight!
England: Not looking so bad yourself!


Austria and England: Our lives suck. *emotears*


Russia Squared: Wheeeee!
We have proper swings, you know.
Russia Squared: This is much more fun!


Lol, no she isn't.



Austria: Nu-uh.


Russia: Paper beats scissors!
Seven: No it doesn't.
Russia: Sure it does. Ever had a paper cut?
Seven: Stop cheating!


Honesty is the best policy.


Except when it isn't.


Show the boss. It worked OK before.


Argh, chance cards suck so much right now.


HIDE THAT SHIT.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.


Wait. It's not nice to touch people's things.


*disapproving smiley*



Finally I stick Belarus in a tutu. Doesn't she look pretty? I am stunned that her LTW isn't to become a prima ballerina.


Split. If they find out you kept it, your skull could be split.


¬_¬


Oooh, that doesn't look comfortable.


Taiwan: What's that baby? You want me to steal that cockblocking England's alien offspring? Oooh, you scamp! I could never do that! Why? Because we live in the same house! Tee hee!


England crawls out of bed to pop into the next trimester.


And France pops too! Does this mean she's pregnant with Lithuania's lovechild? Yes it does. Sorry Igiko, she beat you to the first international sprog.


Stitch expresses his feelings through art.



And then it happens.


Taiwan: I'm old and have no babies. Fuck you, simgod.


However, it would seem those scraps of attention Igiko threw his way were enough to make the Doctor grow up well.


Upstairs, Stitch also happily grows up.


In fact, Stitch grew up surprisingly well despite the fact that I have never ever seen his father interact with him once he hit childhood.


D: HOLY CRAP WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUTLER?!?!


Oh.




Enjoying the hot tub, guys?


Now they're all grown up, Stitch and the Doctor have decided homework is beneath them. And no way is Russia Squared going to do his homework alone with a bunch of ~girls~
Russia: I am happy to supervise.
Russia Squared: No, it's cool dad.
Russia: I insist.
Russia Squared: LOOK OVER THERE!
Russia: Not falling for it.


But it's not a distraction technique at all!



China: Ohshit.


Aaaaaaand one of the idiot swarming nations left the oven on. Ho hum.


Everyone: Shit's on fire, yo.
Don't worry, there's a fire alarm.


Everyone else: Hai guys, where's the abduction at-BURNING OH MY GOD BURNING STUFF.


Ah look, it's the fire brigade, here to put the fire out.


There's no rush.


Any time you like.


Who the hell just got +1000?


South Italy: HELP NOW. FIRE IN MY PANTS.
OK, screw you, useless firefighter, Russia's got this.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Grim: Sup guys!
FUCK OFF.


Yeah, we'll get to the relaxing once we deal with fire and aliens and dead people, OK? It's on the to-do list.



China: Ow ow ow. You guys have no idea the suffering I've been through. So, what did I miss?


Finally, Firefighter Useless calls for backup.


And with the fire gone and China diverting the remaining house mates, Russia finally manages to reach Death.
Russia: Please Grimmy, I'm begging-
Grim: Nope, sorry, too late.
Russia: But-
Grim: I've got a busy schedule, you know. But how about I pop back later, hmm?
Russia: Yes. I mean no! I mean-
Grim: 'Kay, see ya later!

And so, we say goodbye to Latvia, Ukraine and Lithuania. Poor Lithuania, he'll never see the child he fathered with France. And Ukraine will never make lesbian babies with Taiwan. And Latvia, died before being interesting. Bye guys, I'll miss you all.


England: The fuck is this?!
Come on, you should know by now.


Britannia: My boyfriend's having a baby with someone who's NOT ME!


Congratulations on your promotion, Thailand! You'll never guess what happened while you were at work!


But I didn't ask you to do anything.
Belarus: Oh my, what a nightmare.
I know.


Exhausted by the nights events, several nations take a nap on the pavement.


America: Oooh. Better lay off the burgers.


Belarus: Goddammit, everyone's having babies except me!
I promise you're not the only one. Although you'd have a better chance of getting knocked up if you stopped dancing.
Belarus: AM I DANCING NOW? AM I?!?


*glances at the portraits panel*
*scream face*


Grim: Hiya! Did you miss me?
NO NO FUCK OFF GO AWAY! RUN, RUSSIA, RUN!


Russia: Please Grimmy, you can't kill him, he's about the only fuckbuddy I have who isn't furious with me!
Grim: OK, here's how it goes. I hide a shiny thing, you look for the shiny thing. You find it, I spare him. You don't find it, sucks to be you. And kind of sucks to be Japan too.


Russia: *finds shiny* Yes! In your face, Grimmy, IN YOUR FACE!
Grim: Hmph, fine. But no-one likes a bad winner.




Japan: Yay, I'm alive
OK, so bye now, Grim. Don't hurry back.


Grim: Before I go...
NO.
Russia: Come on, be nice, she's pregnant! And you already took the dad!



Grim: Ugh, fine, you know how this works. OK, where's my shiny?



Russia: HA HA! I win again!



France: I'm alive! I'm still pregnant!


France: Aaaand Russia stinks.
Well yes. It's hard to find time to grab a shower when you're trying to stop Death in his tracks. Well. Whew. That was eventful. Gonna have to stop there, I think. Until next time!

Hetalia sims moved in: Thirty nations, five children.
Hetalia sims died: Five.
Hetalia sims undied: Two.
Total nations: Twenty-seven.

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Comments

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

So much death! D: RIP Latvia, Ukraine and Lithuania.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

... Latviaaaaaa why did you die, you didn't do ANYTHING!

I like how Poland is the only one with the super awesome white aspiration thing...

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I have no idea how Poland managed that AT ALL.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

And the kitchen was so full of sims I couldn't get to him and beg for their lives. :(

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

Poor Latvia, Lithuania and Ukraine. Oh well. So much for Taiwan having babies.

It's amazing how NyoFrance acted like a douche towards Russia even though he like, saved her. OH WELL.

3 DEATHS! It's a miracle how you managed all of this. And it was good that you revived Japan. Bless that poor guy...

I haven't seen France-France in a while. I wonder what happened to him?

Also, Poland has a Platinum level mood. He got that from a fire because...?

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

NyoFrance is so ungrateful. You'd thing she'd give Russia a hug or something but no, she's all 'how dare you assault my newly living nasal passages with your stench!'
And I think the other France was at work all day and managed to avoid the chaos. For now.
Poland has a Platinum level mood. He got that from a fire because...?
Well, Poland is a popularity sim. Apparently they get points from meeting new people. Maybe Death counts as a new person? And there were the firefighters too.

[bolob.livejournal.com]

Damn! Prussia's seed is everywhere isn't it? XD

Prussia: Ow, my ass.
Russia: Yeah, you can kiss mine too.

Well, what did she expect w so many fuckables around? \o/

Poor china was denied by Brittania eh? Aww no sweet n sour chicken for him :p

Damn...so much 'hoo-in, I can't tell who's knocked up by whom @_@;;;;

XDD Looks like the Butler became one with a few of the housemates

LOLs @ the sidewalk sleeping nations. Wow...so much fail there. I guess the fire really took it outta them huh?

I swear I don't know how the hell you played with so many sims. My baby G6 would've totally exploded on me by now D8

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I'm kind of glad I didn't find out about the ACR conflict earlier, there would've been dozens of children!

I swear I don't know how the hell you played with so many sims.
Lowest graphics settings! And it still laaaaaaaagged like crazy. Towards the end, it was pretty much running in real time, I swear!