World Is Mine - Part Fifteen

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hey, welcome to part fifteen of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, complete chaos.


So we had abductions, fire, pregnancy, death and undeath. The only surprise about Estonia's meltdown is that he's the only one.


I cannot tell if that's England or Britannia as Britannia's magic green sparkles vanish when he's in his underwear. The fact that he's not fighting Igiko leads me to believe that this is Britannia kicking Hong Kong's arse.


He's also not visibly pregnant, another handy clue.


Taiwan: So my girlfriend just died horribly in a firey ball of fire. Knock - ah, I mean, cheer me up?



China: Better now?
Taiwan: Does this make babies? Then no.


Taiwan: Now I feel better.
Except you're going to have to take the lead here if you want babies, Taiwan. Sorry.


So, made a little graveyard in the back garden. Only to have to extend it when Russia stepped into the kitchen and discovered a fourth urn belonging to America. :( So long, America. Miss you already.


All that death is depressing. Master cheers up on the best named monkey bars in the world.


France gets very pregnant.


We need to replace those dead house mates, so Russia invites Liechtenstein over. Her friend turns out to be a boring townie, boo.



Austria, you turd. You already HAVE a baby on the way. Thank goodness I lowered the birth odds.


Welcome!


OMG, look at all those ugly pregnancy outfits and non-pregnancy hair. I gotta do something about that one day.


No you're not.


Hey Poland, are you missing America?
Poland: What? No, she's downstairs being all pregnant and stuff. ♥ Greece.


Poland: OMG, you meant the other America! I am so super bummed about that!
Greece: Thanks for making my declaration of love very awkward, simgod.


I love these random smustle parties.


Eee, my little alien girls are growing up fast!


You know who else is growing up? No, me neither. Who the hell are you?


Britannia: Damn, my life sucked.


That's better.


I always find it adorable when the children dance.


And then! I remembered the genie lamp! You know what you can wish for with a lamp?
Russia: Money?
Yes, but that's not what we're after.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!


Russia: OK, lets have Lithuania back first. Seems a shame to rescue his babymamma and leave him to rot.



Lithuania: I'm not dead! I'm not a zombie either! Yay!


Lithuania: Lookit my fingers wiggle! I can touch, I can feel, I can fiddle, I can fondle!
France: *happy*


Genie: One undead European. Next wish?
Russia: Can I have a pony?
No.
Russia: Fine, fine, let's have another resurrection.



Latvia: Whoa, I'm alive!
Yup, now go and do something interesting with your life.


Russia: I wish that brat would take a bath.
Genie: You sure?
Russia: Wait! I mean, another resurrection!


Sadly there's four graves but only three wishes. As we already have an American in the house, he gets to stay dead for a bit longer.
Ukraine: I'm alive! Taiwan will be so happy!
Yeeeaaaaah, about that...


So, with three nations undeaded and Liechtenstein in the house, we're back to where we started in part fourteen. Lets see if we can make the numbers go back up by inviting over a prospective house mate.
Hungary: Mmm, I'm so fine.



A little flattery and attention.


Ukraine celebrates life with the smustle.





Turkey: Noooo! I'm a scientist, not a test subject!
Aliens: And just think about what scientific info you'll be getting out of this little escapade!
Did I mention I moved the telescope? I moved the telescope.


Russia! What are you doing? Who are you doing?


Japan: I'm so happy to be alive right now.


Whoops.


What?


Um.


Damn, Russia!




Britannia: Scoundrel!
Russia: I thought you were happy with England!


Britannia: We're really through this time!
So why the third heart?


England: Five-timing git!
Russia: I thought you were happy with Austria!
Japan: This is not how I imagined my confession happening!


China: You cheating scumbag!
Russia: I thought you were happy with Taiwan!
China: THAT'S THE OTHER CHINA!
NyoRussia: Fuck it, I'm not waiting in that queue, I'll slap him tomorrow.


Happily, Hungary isn't put off and brings us up to thirty-one living nations.




Turkey: DO NOT WANT.


America: Scuse me, I hate to tear your attention from yet another alien drop-off, but I'm popping here!


*pop*



Estonia: Speaking of popping...





Aww, it's a little purple girl named Spock. I decided to stick with the Star Trek names for Estonia.



England: I heard there was popping happening? Count me in too!


Latvia: Oh I'm not popping, I just thought I'd do some ballet. That's interesting, isn't it?
Not really, but carry on.


Hungary: Lookit the purple baby, it's all purple and cute!
Doctor: Green is cute too! Grumblegrumble no-one pays attention to me any more. Not that they ever did anyway.


Russia: Hand it over.
Hungary: Why?
Russia: Just do it.


Golly gosh, don't kids grow up so fast these days?! Well yeah, when you boolprop. Sorry. But sim babies are evil and I have loads more on the way, so I'll be speeding them through the nasty glitchy baby stage.





No you can not stay in that horrible suit.


Spock: So this is what it's like to be a toddler.
You were prettier as a baby. Sorry.


Ew, looks like someone's missing a pregmorph somewhere.


Screw the paperwork, morale is low in the police force right now. Get them some doughnuts, they have rioters to round up!


Ah well.



Poland does better with his chance card.


You're kidding, right? Take the nice legal pills. You know what's in them.


Nice one. :D


Synchronised snoring.


Prussia: I'm here! Let's get the party started!
What party?
Prussia: The birthday party, duh!
Um... you missed it. It was hours ago.
Prussia: No way. A party doesn't start until the awesome me arrives! *prrt*


Russia: Oh you know, the usual, sex, fights, defeated Death.



France: Um, sorry to bother you, but GET THIS THING OUT OF ME.


The cut-scene glitched, but here she is with a little girl called Frania. Moment of panic when she put her down as I thought she was going to have more.


But nope, she just wants to get back to doing what romance sims do best.
France: And who better than moi?




England: Ha! Anything France can do, I can do better! Watch this, everyone!
Everyone: Yawn, birth, boring, seen it before.


OK, this is new. Well OK, Estonia had twins, but then he didn't.




England: Yay, babies. :D


England: Could you hold this for a second?
China: You're kidding, right?


England: Um, why are you all still watching the frog? I'm the one birthing now? At least, I would be if someone could take this baby so I can get on with the next one.


England: Anyone?
China: Bit busy.
South Italy: Yeah, now's not a good time for me either.



China: I'm old!
South Italy: I'm bald!


Both: Glad that's over and done with.


England: WHEN YOU'RE QUITE FINISHED?



England: Yay!


And then she rolled this fear: Have a baby.


Along with the want to have ten babies. LOL NO.



Belarus: Whoa, I fell asleep in here and woke up old! What else did I miss?
Not much. Other sims aging, France having a baby and Igiko bursting her bubble by having twins.


England: Twins, did you say?



England: I can do better than that!
No.


Taiwan: So all those babies out there. Doesn't it make you wanna have one of your own?
China: I'm happy to work on it.


*working on it*



England: Honey, could you hold this for a moment? There's one last thing I need to do.


NO.



OH NO YOU DID NOT.
England: I did. :D
She really did. Three little girls, Austriland, Vienna and London, and a little boy, Engria. I hate you, England and Austria.


Belarus: Not even age can stand between me and ballet!


Here's a fun game! How many babies can you spot in this screencap?!


China and Taiwan: They'll never notice us doing this with all those babies in the way!


Are you sure that's a good idea, America?
America: Come on, it's not that scary. Ghosts aren't real.


England: Burble burble baaayyyyyybeeeeeeeee...
YOU JUST HAD FOUR.
England: Yah, that's the problem.


Hungary: Five babies in the house? I'll sleep here, thanks.


That many babies, you can bet I'll be ageing those little bastards up.




First up is Frania.




*gasp*
AND SHE'S ADORABLE! Just look at her! Isn't she the cutest toddler you've ever seen?!?



Boo, Austria.



Russia: Oh shit, I don't wanna do this, do I have to?
Yes, but if you have quads, I'm downloading the OMGWTFBBQ and I will make you EAT THEM.
Russia: But-
ALL OF THEM.



The threat does the trick and Russia stops with one little girl named Prrussia.


Russia: NEVER AGAIN.
You promise?


Turkey: Oh hell no, I'm going to the lab.


Awww. Sorry Spock, I think you're in for a disappointment there.



America: My turn!


You have got to be kidding me.



America: I'm so happy!
¬_¬ Yay.


Yes, that is an army of nannies.


Nannies: We ain't touching that.
America: Geez, whatever. Just stand back, OK?



And it's twin girls, Prussica and Amerissa.


Spock: Bottle now, father.
Estonia: Ew, stinky baby.
It's gonna get stinkier, trust me!


Switzerland: Want another baby?
Hong Kong: Hell no. But let's pretend.


England: Did someone say babies?


South Italy: Oh wow, I just had the worst nightmare. I dreamed Estonia, France, England, America and Russia had nine kids between them and now the other England's just about to give birth too.
OH IT'S A NIGHTMARE, YOU GOT THAT DAMN RIGHT.


England: GET IT OUT GET IT OUT!


HELL NO.





England: What am I supposed to do with it now?
I'd tell you, but this update's been obscene enough so far.


England: Can't I just leave it outside the front door?
No.


Oh! Hi there, Hungary!
Hungary: GET ME OUT OF THIS TABLE. NOW.
Engalnd: While you're here, could you just-
Hungary: NO.




England: Look, a baby!
Hungary: It would've been more exciting like, I dunno, TEN BABIES AGO.


England: Aren't babies fabulous?!
Hungary: *sob* I can't take it, Austria just had four babies with England and I'm trapped in a room with the other one while he farts out babies all over the floor.
Thankfully he stopped at twins too, a boy named Rassilon and a girl named Romana.


Then I unlocked the door and let them all out.
England: I think I've changed my mind about the fabulousness of babies.
Me too, Iggy. Me too. Mind if I join you in your meltdown? Fab. ABLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO BLOO.

Hetalia sims moved in: Thirty-two nations, five children, BABIES EVERYWHERE SO MANY BABIES.
Hetalia sims died: Six
Hetalia sims undied: Five
Total nations: Thirty-one.

World Is Mine Archive

Comments

[kerrin.livejournal.com]

Dear lord, so many babies! I think I may have laughed the loudest at bald!Romano, though. Even more than at the quads.

Sex and babies everywhere! (That OMGWTFBBQ thing you linked to is both hilarious and terrifying.)

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's the comb-over that makes Romano's hair all the more amusing. XD
Babies all over the place! I don't actually have the OMGWTFBBQ in my game, but I seriously considered buy the third "there's TWO new babies!" screen.

~

[kerrin.livejournal.com]

I hear ya. That trips/quads mod is a good idea... until you're faced with having to take care of the sprogs. XDD

I feel terrible that I can't keep track, but have Switzerland and Hong Kong had their own international baby yet? *inquiring minds want to lol~*

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[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Yeah, a house with this many sex-crazed sims... possibly wasn't a great idea to fling in that hack. Then again, of all the characters there, it makes total sense that England is the one to have quads.
And no, no babies for Hong Kong and Switzerland yet. I think Hong Kong is now too old to carry them, but if he initiates sex, he could still impregnate Switzerland.

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[kerrin.livejournal.com]

Living in Russia's house or no, I guess the Englands want their empire back. 8D

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[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

They're planning something, I'm sure. A stealth empire, made of babies.

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

BABIES. YOU HAVE SO MANY BABIES. 400 BABIES

And poor America. But hey, at least the others are back. Cheers, Genie!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

OVER 9000. My England's alone have an empire of babies.

It's a shame about the other America. I'm hoping for another genie lamp but so far, she's ignoring the house.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Oh my God. Babies. Worse than the zombie apocalypse. XDD
I nearly pissed myself at bald!Romano.

and Frania definitely is thecutest thing ever u___u

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I cannot believe that after all that, Igiko still wants ten. We already have ten! More than that!
I gotta look at my male hair at some point, they have grey recolours, but they almost ll grow up bald. Poor men.
I don't think I have ever had a toddler as cute as Frania. All the other children are going to have to be incredibly gorgeous and charming to earn my shallow love now.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

XD It's a wonder your game hasn't crashed with all these babies and pregnancies (did I make up that word? XD) at the same time.
I just LOVE her hair. And she has a pretty smile. How fitting that it's France's baby 8D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's on the lowest graphics settings possible and lags A LOT, but somehow, it keeps on going!
Frania is a total cutie. I almost wish I could order the adults to give her the attention she deserves.

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

PHOTOBUCKET. WHY U NO LET ME SEE YURI? ;A;

I was so sad when you left America out. OH WELL.

Anyway, I was more sad when the update ended. I WANT MORE.

ALSO, FRANIA. THE ONLY ALMOST NORMAL AND ADORABLE LOOKING BABY.I haven't seen Igiko's aged up other babies. I wonder if any of them would stand out as cute as Frania~?

she better grow up in an awesome way. SHE BETTER

I just realized still no social worker. I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE 15?shittons of babies at home. The OMGWTFBBQ link did made me laugh and yeah.

Also, why did I only notice that England's empire is seriously expanding.

Any options on Turkey's baby's name? OMGTHATSOUNDEDAWKWARD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Photobucker SUCK. I've LJ scrapbooked them now, so yay.

It was a difficult choice. If I didn't already have girl America, I might've let Latvia stay dead instead. But I wanted to give him a second chance. I may live to regret that decision.

Igiko and Austria's babies should be aged up in the next update, I think. Russia needed to sleep. I don't think any of them are as cute as Frania though. It's just not possible. She is seriously the cutest toddler ever and I am extracting her for keeps when all this is over.

Social worker seems to have given up. Can't say I blame them! Did you know both England's now have eight children between them? That's a whole household of English children. I love when my sims act in character. XD

Turkey's baby name... hmm. We have Doctor Who, Lilo and Stitch, Star Trek... depends how many he has. If it's one, I'll go for a one-off movie alien. More than that and I'll make him eat them look for TV series aliens. I was going to name them all after popular aliens in the country, which is why England got Doctor Who babies, but I abandoned that idea when I couldn't find anything for Estonia.

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

AND I SEE THEM NOW!~ Silly Photobucket being all butthurt about 3d games 8D

I hope there would be at least another that looks as cute as Frania I seriously doubt it SHE WILL INHERIT EVERYTHING AFTER THIS CHALLENGE.

8 CHILDREN? It's a miracle your game still works! There are at least 30+ people living in the same house now AND WOAH. SO MANY BABIES. Will you attempt any of them getting into private school? 8D I'm sure the Head master would like to join in the fun 8D

How about a Turkish myth or something. I dunno I guess it's me and my preference for exotic and unique names 8D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

The game runs at a crawl and I have to pause it to actually move the camera from one end of the lot to the other, but it keeps on going. XD Poor computer.
And no, I haven't attempted the headmaster. Even though I'm sure someone would try to seduce him, none of the children's grades are good enough anyway! And Turkey's child, I'm afraid, ended up with the most basic alien name out there. Ah well.

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

Holy eff, a purple alien?! Is that from the main game or a mod thing?

*counts babies in screencap* I got it to four, was I right?

And you're right, Frania IS cute!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It's a mod thing - specifically, a multi-pollination mod (http://upendoaushi.livejournal.com/19878.html) to replace the plain green bug-eyed alien with four interesting ones.

And yup, four babies, argh! One of the nannies had taken Frania away at that point. Probably trying to steal her.

[maya257.livejournal.com]

God Frania IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL BABEH :D
I never had such a pretty kid, altough the parents were pretty. Oh game faces, you so silly xD

Also, so many babies! I would have torn my hair if I so much as had 3 babies in the house but so many?! You are a brave, brave woman xD

God, this made me cry of laughter :D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

The only way I can cope with this many children is to get Russia to hire an army on nannies. None of them are allowed to leave until the babies are children!

[bolob.livejournal.com]

0.o pardon this but goddamn that's more babies than my same sex couple had >>;;;; Good LORD! You had babies, eldering nations and more crazies...goodness. I would've fallen right into Asp Fail right with them ~.~

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

A TIDAL WAVE OF BABIES ALL OVER MY SCREEN.
I was a gibbering wreck at the end of it.