World Is Mine - Part Eighteen

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hi there! It's that time again, yes, it's part eighteen of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, adults got old, children fought, oodles of hot photobooth sex took place, France began wooing England's children away from him by paying them attention and Greece got abducted.



While the adults swarm, the Master introduces Austriland to her bestest friends.
Master: Remember, fish are friends, not food.
Austriland: Oh hey, I found Nemo! He was hiding behind a rock.


France and France, still farting hearts at each other.


Awesome Twin: Ohmygosh, an autonomous nappy change? THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!
Nanny: When you're done, could you do the other ten? I'm having a hot flush.


If the booth's a rockin', don't come knockin'.


Liechtenstein: Baby toys are adorable, aren't they? I really wanna get some.
Thailand: But you don't have a baby.
Liechtenstein: You're right. Let's fix that!


Thailand: Some privacy please, simgod?
Right, sorry. I'll watch the movie later.


No baby chimes, thank goodness.


Awesome Twins head for the pirate ship. Their father must be so proud.


France finds another neglected English child. What to do?


Romana: Dada?
France: Yeeeessssssss. >:D


France: Heh, these kids are as good as mine now.



Welcome back, Greece!


Oh look who it is! It's America! Hi America!
America: I'm a ghost!
Yes you are. :D
America: I hate ghosts! This is so totally not awesome and I hate you.
I'll live. :D


America: OOGA BOOGA!
Austriland: *pees pants*
Wow, dick move, America.


And if wetting herself in public isn't bad enough, Austriland has to walk past a hundred sims to get to the bathroom and deal with her rapidly declining needs.


Meanwhile, America amuses himself by mucking around with his grave.


WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
Social Worker: To take away the children, duh.
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
Social Worker: Exactly.


I don't exactly know why she came. Usually I get a pop-up warning if the children's motives are too low. The only thing I can think of is something made a whole bunch of motives rapidly plummet at once. Something like... a ghost. ¬_¬
Annoyingly enough, now that the children have vanished from my screen, I can't check their memories to be certain.


Of course, she doesn't just swoop in and take the children. Oh no, first she has to lecture every. Single. Adult.
Latvia: But but but none of them are mine.
Social Worker: Yeah, well if they were, you would still suck.


England: Don't worry, baby, I'll never let her take you away.
Master: Aw, thanks dad.
England: Hmm? Oh, yeah, um. No problem, sweetie.


Social Worker: -poor attendance, diet of buffet food and birthday cake, not to mention the state of that photobooth!
Liechtenstein: But um, none of them are mi-
Social Worker: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, MISSY OR I'LL SNATCH THE NEXT ONE RIGHT OUT OF YOUR PLUMBBOB.
Liechtenstein: Yes ma'am, sorry ma'am, I'll never do it again ma'am.


Social Worker: Let me guess, none of these children are yours either.
America: Well, actually... I have totally awesome twin girls.
Social Worker: NOT ANY MORE!





She was still there when Estonia left for work the next morning. In the coolest way ever.


Social Worker: And if I ever catch you offering the kid ouzo, they're all mine.
Greece: Whatever, get lost.




Every adult she could find, she lectured. With the lag in my game, it took hours.


America: So, your boyfriend's like a wizard, right? Can't you ask him to cast a spell and get rid of that horrid woman who wants to take our kids away?


But alas, Britannia does not cover the Social Worker in bees and Romana is the first child to go.


The shock is so great that England tried to go go gadget his arms to claw her back.


Igiko: Heeeey, heard your twins got taken away because you suck so much. Loser!
Oh, Igiko. You're in for a shock.


England: I can't believe you could be so cruel as to mock me in my darkest hour. That's cold, even for you.


Igiko: Well, when you stop grumbling, you're actually kinda cute. We could always work on making new babies!
NO MORE BABIES FOR YOU, IGIKO.


Oh China, that looks painful.


Rasillon goes next, much to the dismay of France, who'd almost finished potty training him.


England: Couldn't you just leave me one?!?


Gotta love sim coping mechanisms. The children are being taken away? This calls for a smustle!



Taiwan: Mmm, she's kind of hot.
Taiwan, really! That is the STEALER of CHILDREN!


I think everyone forgot their suntan lotion. Here's another burned sim. Poor Italy.





Say goodbye to the Awesome twins. :'(




This is seriously depressing now.




So let's smustle some more while the social worker teleports the remaining children away. I think there must be a time limit on how long she can try removing them before using the teleport. She had, by that point, been there almost a day, or about three real life hours. Yikes.


And there go all the toddlers and children.
*emo tears*


RUB IT IN, WHY DON'T YOU.

Hetalia sims moved in: Thirty-five nations, far fewer children.
Hetalia sims died: Seven
Hetalia sims undied: Five
Total nations: Thirty-three.

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Comments

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I screamed when I saw her. Bad social worker. D: I'm going to try and get them back though. Russia wasn't related to any of the children, so there shouldn't be any problems adopting them back.

[kerrin.livejournal.com]

NOT THE SOCIAL WORKER. C-couldn't she leave the Awesome Twins? T_T

What is Estonia's job? Because daaaamn, that's even cooler than flying off in a helicopter!

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

If my knowledge is correct, it could be Captain Hero (Top of the law enforcement career I think). I had a sim who reached that career and that's how he went to work each day. :)

As depressing as it was, I'm not in any way surprised the kids got taken away, it was all a matter of time what with the insanity that was going on. Still, I'll miss the awesome twins. D:

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

You're right, he's Captain Hero.
I'm not surprised the kids were taken, but it's kind of annoying to not know exactly why. I'm totally blaming America's ghost though.

[kerrin.livejournal.com]

Late thanks for the info to you two! I coulda sworn I had a sim reach Captain Hero, but I don't remember that part of it. Guess maybe it was just a while ago.

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

Can't live with them, can't live without them, huh?

But bad France, stop trying to steal Iggy's kids!
England: Do you WANT me to turn you into a frog?

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I love that France was teaching England's children the toddler skills. Just the English alien twins. One child would be amusing, but the second child too? He was planning something, that's for sure!

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

B-BUT! WHAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT FRANIA ;A;

W-We'll never get another cute todler like Frania again...

R.I.P. America... and kids.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, children taken away are first in the line for adoption should an elderly Russian gentleman decide his house is missing the sweet innocent sound of children fighting endlessly laughing and playing.

[prussiablue.livejournal.com]

D'''=
This is... just... ;___; I think this is the only part I didn't end up laughing tears, but crying them ;_;

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry. D: I really thought about exiting without saving, but I try not to do that very often. Just remember though that in the sims, there is very little that can't be undone!

[prussiablue.livejournal.com]

But Frania ;A; and that one Prussia-child *doesn't remember the name OTL* .. ;A; so cute...

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Prrussia? Or the Awesome twins?

[prussiablue.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure ._. the girl was blonde... and freaking cute

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Prrussia's brunette so that sounds like an Awesome twin. Amerissa's the one with pigtails while Prussica has the bun.

[tsuxlink.livejournal.com]

-cries- NOT AUSTRILAND!! ;A;

But really, that took time. I mean, I thought she would appear at part 16 or something.

I blame America's ghost too. Yes, Alfred, you're dead. Yes, you're a ghost now. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ALL ANGRY AND SCARY JUST BECAUSE OF THAT. Thanks to you, all the kids are gone. -sob-

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I thought it would be the grades that would get them. Not America the unfriendly ghost. This is his revenge for not resurrecting him.

[tsuxlink.livejournal.com]

Damn, I clicked the wrong 'reply' button. -feels stupid-

Anyway, I'll miss all those crying, annoying children. Seriously.