International Relations 02
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randomsushiSo there I was, building an absolutely STUNNING beach lot for France and his seven dwarves toddler hellspawn, when it all froze up. Of course I hadn't learned from all my past crashes and saved! That would be sensible! So while it reloads again, I decided to give you guys another instalment of International Relations. Yay!
So, off to the Love Shack we go!
Pimp Madame Venus: Yeah, you better take a picture of me if you're going to let random people fuck in my bed.
Speaking of random people, let's see who the pairing generator has chosen for us today.
*coin flip*
That's girl Taiwan then. YAY, babies for Taiwan! This should be the BEST DAY OF HER LIFE.
Denmark: *cool*
Taiwan: Meh.
And like Seychelles and Netherlands, they're off to a fantastic start.
Denmark: LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Taiwan: THIS JOKE SUCKS AND SO DOES YOUR FACE.
Taiwan: NO I WILL NOT TOUCH THAT! HOW VERY DARE YOU!
But then they bond over some gossip.
Denmark: I hear she's got cameras up there and she sells all the sex tapes.
And then I make them check each other out.
Taiwan: Eh, I've seen better.
Denmark: Hork! Urgh! Gross! *smile*
Oh dear.
A little forced conversation and eventually they start crushing.
Aww, don't they look all cute and loved up and OH EXCUSE ME THERE!
Taiwan: Unf, backrubs, so gooooooood.
But it takes them forever to fall in love. Mostly because whenever I tell Denmark to flirt, he pulls this face at me.
Denmark: You're kidding, right? Can't I put a paper bag over her head first?
Flirting? Ew, yuck, cooties. Smoochies? FISTPUMP!
And FINALLY they fall in love.
But there's no Try For A Baby option, so I force a casual woohoo in hopes of an oops pregnancy. It fails. And also means I don't get the first time woohoo cutscene. Then I remembered that I have to move them in, not just make them selectable. Duh, me.
Taiwan: You're cute. Let's get married and have ten babies!
Denmark: Oh shit, what have I just done?!
And she pops into a full set of undercrackers.
And more pops!
Unlike Seychelles and Netherlands, who buggered off to play on the beach as soon as impregnanting was done, Taiwan and Denmark stay in the bedroom and occasionally do romantic stuff. Despite the fact that Taiwan isn't all that turned on by him and he finds her completely repulsive.
Denmark: She's all right from the back.
Taiwan: Ow, this hurts!
OH GOD DON'T BE QUADS NO MORE QUADS!
It was twins! Girls named Taimark (which sounds like a unit of currency) and Denwan. This was the moment I realised I'd deviated from the naming theme last time and should've called Victoria 'Netherschelles.' Dammit, and that sounds awesome too.
And they both age into invisible fucking hair.
And here they are as children. I'm surprised by how alike they are, especially after the recent discussion over on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
sims_101. Taimark has her mother's brown eyes, while Denwan has her father's blue eyes, but other than that, they're very similar.
Teens!
Taimark: I'm pretty!
Denwan: You're in my way!
And adults!
Adult Taimark
And adult Denwan. The end!
So, off to the Love Shack we go!
Pimp Madame Venus: Yeah, you better take a picture of me if you're going to let random people fuck in my bed.
Speaking of random people, let's see who the pairing generator has chosen for us today.
*coin flip*
That's girl Taiwan then. YAY, babies for Taiwan! This should be the BEST DAY OF HER LIFE.
Denmark: *cool*
Taiwan: Meh.
And like Seychelles and Netherlands, they're off to a fantastic start.
Denmark: LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU.
Taiwan: THIS JOKE SUCKS AND SO DOES YOUR FACE.
Taiwan: NO I WILL NOT TOUCH THAT! HOW VERY DARE YOU!
But then they bond over some gossip.
Denmark: I hear she's got cameras up there and she sells all the sex tapes.
And then I make them check each other out.
Taiwan: Eh, I've seen better.
Denmark: Hork! Urgh! Gross! *smile*
Oh dear.
A little forced conversation and eventually they start crushing.
Aww, don't they look all cute and loved up and OH EXCUSE ME THERE!
Taiwan: Unf, backrubs, so gooooooood.
But it takes them forever to fall in love. Mostly because whenever I tell Denmark to flirt, he pulls this face at me.
Denmark: You're kidding, right? Can't I put a paper bag over her head first?
Flirting? Ew, yuck, cooties. Smoochies? FISTPUMP!
And FINALLY they fall in love.
But there's no Try For A Baby option, so I force a casual woohoo in hopes of an oops pregnancy. It fails. And also means I don't get the first time woohoo cutscene. Then I remembered that I have to move them in, not just make them selectable. Duh, me.
Taiwan: You're cute. Let's get married and have ten babies!
Denmark: Oh shit, what have I just done?!
And she pops into a full set of undercrackers.
And more pops!
Unlike Seychelles and Netherlands, who buggered off to play on the beach as soon as impregnanting was done, Taiwan and Denmark stay in the bedroom and occasionally do romantic stuff. Despite the fact that Taiwan isn't all that turned on by him and he finds her completely repulsive.
Denmark: She's all right from the back.
Taiwan: Ow, this hurts!
OH GOD DON'T BE QUADS NO MORE QUADS!
It was twins! Girls named Taimark (which sounds like a unit of currency) and Denwan. This was the moment I realised I'd deviated from the naming theme last time and should've called Victoria 'Netherschelles.' Dammit, and that sounds awesome too.
And they both age into invisible fucking hair.
And here they are as children. I'm surprised by how alike they are, especially after the recent discussion over on
sims_101. Taimark has her mother's brown eyes, while Denwan has her father's blue eyes, but other than that, they're very similar.Teens!
Taimark: I'm pretty!
Denwan: You're in my way!
And adults!
Adult Taimark
And adult Denwan. The end!
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Date: 2011-10-27 09:25 pm (UTC)Aww, no jobs? That stinks. But I guess what with the horses and the deer and the squirrels and the snakes and the chameleons and the turtles and all the other animals (WANT WANT JEALOUS), something had to go.
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I have to see England with a unicorn!
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Date: 2012-01-02 02:11 pm (UTC)(~ ^-^)~
Date: 2011-10-31 02:22 pm (UTC)Re: (~ ^-^)~
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