randomsushi | Twelve Days of Christmas

Drat, late again. Didn't I tell you they'd be late? Ah well, it's still day ten for some of the world. ^^

On the tenth day of Christmas, Santa Finland gave to me, ten Europeans.
Liechtenstein: Hey Switzerland, help me make a snowman!
Poland: Like, ohmygawd, Liet, you're totally gonna mess up my hair!
Hungary: Oh my god, oh my god, you guys, come check this out!
Belarus: Aww, so many naked guys and none of them are Russia.
Asutria: Thank heavens for small mercies. Now, please come away from that window!
Latvia: Shouldn't we go in?
Estonia: It's probably safer out here.

Nine naked nations! Count them!

The rest of the G8.
Japan: Oh dear. They've found a keg.
Canada: This is gonna get nasty. Do you have any ideas, Germany?
Germany: ...Er... we don't have to arrange a 'cover up' right this moment, right?
America: Don't worry, bro, The Hero is here!
Russia: Oh hell, is that Belarus out there?
Belarus: married married married married...

Seven extra England's.
England's: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Six Chinese fireworks.
Hong Kong: Welp, now I don't have to worry about my clothes catching fire, wanna bet I can light them all at once?
China: NO!

Fiiiiiiive Olympic riiiiiiings!
Greece: I am a cat lover and I love to run...

Four Scandinavians.
Iceland: Can I make a request?
Denmark: Sure, go for it.
Iceland: Can you play 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus!'
Norway: If you do, you'll probably have to round it off with 'All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth.'
Finland: Ahhahaha, haha, you guys! Stop teasing! I mean it, stop.
Sweden: Grr, argh!

Three Bad Touch friends.
Spain: Can it be? Is this a Christmas miracle right before my eyes?
Prussia: Probably not, you're facing the wrong way. But Hungary's having a very nice Christmas right about now.
France: Someone's got a camera, right? I want these memories to last forever.