Twelve Days of Christmas - Day Twelve
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randomsushiI know, I know, it's late! I'm sorry! But here's why:
Me: Hmm, we're about to go on holiday for a few days. Should I post day twelve now even though I only posted day eleven six hours ago?
My BFF Joey, the birthday holiday gal (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!): Nah, it's ok, you can use my wireless internet dongle when we get there.
*six hours later*
Wireless Internet Dongle: No network found.
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Little Miss 30: Never mind. We'll drive to a town tomorrow and try it there.
*in town*
Wireless Internet Dongle: Unable to connect to network.
Me: Ugh, stupid thi-oooh, there's public wifi!
Cornwall Public WiFi: Please login using your non-existent library card number.
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And so I had to wait until we got home. Which is now. So, have a belated day twelve!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa Finland gave to me, twelve turkey leftovers.
Turkey: Oh ha ha, that's really funny.
Eleven ladies dancing.
Hungary: And everybody smustle!
Ten Europeans.
Lithuania: Ow.
Switzerland: BEST. SNOWMAN. EVER!
Nine naked nations.
The rest of the G8.
Russia: Please, I'm begging you!
America: Sorry, busy. MAGIC CHEESEBURGER POWERS ACTIVATE.
Japan: I'm outta here.
Seven extra England's.
England: You wanna piece of me? You looking for a fight?!
England: Damn, string's gone. Anyone got a G string I can borrow?
Six Chinese fireworks.
Hong Kong: *snort*
China: Don't.
Hong Kong: *giggle*
China: I said don't.
Hong Kong: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
China: Asshole.
Fiiiiiiive Olympic riiiiiiings!
Greece: Zzzzzzz
Four Scandinavians.
Denmark: Gasp!
Iceland: Shock!
Norway: Horror!
Sweden: ...
Three Bad Touch friends:
France: You can do it, Spain, we believe in you!
Prussia: I don't!
Two sets of twins.
Spain: So, Romano-
South Italy: Are you crazy?! Don't walk up behind people when they're naked! And you're naked! Stupid tomato bastard!
Spain: D:
North Italy: Oh my god bro, you are sooooo embarrassing!
Finland: Wait, two sets of twins?
Britland: Dads! Check us out!
Finannia: Woohoo, we exist!
Finland: Oh crap.
Britland: Dad, why is dad on a tree?
Finannia: And naked? Is this gonna be like Christmas all over again when you ditched us to shag some more?
Gosh, you can almost see the horror in his eyes. In fact, lets zoom in a little, shall we?
And Britannia Angel on a tree!
Britannia: I think it's time I was gone.
Aaaaaaaaand that's all, folks! Whew! I cannot believe I actually did twelve days! And posted them every day except for the last one. I promise, I did try. I had the pictures on my laptop, I had the wireless dongle, but the log cabin we were staying in had no signal at all. Hot tub, yes (and after watching my sims in it, you can be damn sure we asked if it had been cleaned!) but mobile signal of any sort? Not a chance. Ah well. Hope you all enjoyed it! It was fun to do, but I for one am looking forward to getting back to playing my house of teens. See you there!
Oh, and in case anyone was curious about WFT Greece's comments were about, he was made for this woman.
Me: Hmm, we're about to go on holiday for a few days. Should I post day twelve now even though I only posted day eleven six hours ago?
My BFF Joey, the birthday holiday gal (HAPPY BIRTHDAY!): Nah, it's ok, you can use my wireless internet dongle when we get there.
*six hours later*
Wireless Internet Dongle: No network found.
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Little Miss 30: Never mind. We'll drive to a town tomorrow and try it there.
*in town*
Wireless Internet Dongle: Unable to connect to network.
Me: Ugh, stupid thi-oooh, there's public wifi!
Cornwall Public WiFi: Please login using your non-existent library card number.
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
And so I had to wait until we got home. Which is now. So, have a belated day twelve!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Santa Finland gave to me, twelve turkey leftovers.
Turkey: Oh ha ha, that's really funny.
Eleven ladies dancing.
Hungary: And everybody smustle!
Ten Europeans.
Lithuania: Ow.
Switzerland: BEST. SNOWMAN. EVER!
Nine naked nations.
The rest of the G8.
Russia: Please, I'm begging you!
America: Sorry, busy. MAGIC CHEESEBURGER POWERS ACTIVATE.
Japan: I'm outta here.
Seven extra England's.
England: You wanna piece of me? You looking for a fight?!
England: Damn, string's gone. Anyone got a G string I can borrow?
Six Chinese fireworks.
Hong Kong: *snort*
China: Don't.
Hong Kong: *giggle*
China: I said don't.
Hong Kong: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
China: Asshole.
Fiiiiiiive Olympic riiiiiiings!
Greece: Zzzzzzz
Four Scandinavians.
Denmark: Gasp!
Iceland: Shock!
Norway: Horror!
Sweden: ...
Three Bad Touch friends:
France: You can do it, Spain, we believe in you!
Prussia: I don't!
Two sets of twins.
Spain: So, Romano-
South Italy: Are you crazy?! Don't walk up behind people when they're naked! And you're naked! Stupid tomato bastard!
Spain: D:
North Italy: Oh my god bro, you are sooooo embarrassing!
Finland: Wait, two sets of twins?
Britland: Dads! Check us out!
Finannia: Woohoo, we exist!
Finland: Oh crap.
Britland: Dad, why is dad on a tree?
Finannia: And naked? Is this gonna be like Christmas all over again when you ditched us to shag some more?
Gosh, you can almost see the horror in his eyes. In fact, lets zoom in a little, shall we?
And Britannia Angel on a tree!
Britannia: I think it's time I was gone.
Aaaaaaaaand that's all, folks! Whew! I cannot believe I actually did twelve days! And posted them every day except for the last one. I promise, I did try. I had the pictures on my laptop, I had the wireless dongle, but the log cabin we were staying in had no signal at all. Hot tub, yes (and after watching my sims in it, you can be damn sure we asked if it had been cleaned!) but mobile signal of any sort? Not a chance. Ah well. Hope you all enjoyed it! It was fun to do, but I for one am looking forward to getting back to playing my house of teens. See you there!
Oh, and in case anyone was curious about WFT Greece's comments were about, he was made for this woman.
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