It's A Small World After All - Part Six

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I'm just going to remind you all that there are no family ties in my game. I don't count the nations as human and so I don't see any of them as real siblings. Which occasionally means Italian twins in love, and this update. JSYK!

Happy Valentines Day! It's Part Six of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. Last time, France had highly successful dates with Belarus, NyoFrance and NyoBelgium. Some of the teens got jobs, one was immediately fired. And Lily the cat and Iris the kitten joined the household.


Oh yes, and France booked a holiday. It turns out you can't leave pets home alone while you go on holiday, so France called a nanny, who arrived and was instantly all "you don't have any children, so I'm just going to waltz right back outta here." NICE GAME CODING, EAXIS. Thankfully the maid and the repairman all arrived and blocked her car so the gang could flee to the airport shuttle.


Nanny: Someone move this truck, I've got a real job to get to!
France: Come on, come on, lets get out of here before she rams it off the road!


And they made it!
Canada: This feels kind of familiar.


Liechtenstein: Ooooooooh, he's so ~dreamy~
While it's less disturbing than some of the possible pairings I've seen brewing, I don't think he's all that into you.


And that would be why. Except NO.
England: When I can't see the beard, he's actually-
NO!


...Honestly, I cannot think of any witty way of writing 'fat naked man on a log.'


America: You're going DOWN, piggy!
France: Hey, my weight just gives me more stability!


On a moving log? No, it just means a bigger splash.
America: I'M KING OF THE WORLD!



France: Haha, consider this a revolution!
America: Bloop.


France: I can't read a single thing on here, but damn, that's a big chunk of wood.


Belgium: Tickles!
England: Ahaha heehee hoohoo GET OFF!


Switzerland: Ow!
England: And you can stop bloody laughing too.


OoooooOOOoooooh! What's going on here then?!
Canada: She said I was cute.
Belgium: -And you're just the cutest guy in this campground.
Tourist: Aww, gee miss, you're making me blush.
Canada: I have a good feeling about this!


Then I want to find France and EEK!
France: Hnngrrhaarrrrrrrgh!


Hey England, we heard your cooking stinks, your football fans are obnoxious Neanderthal thugs, the players are even worse and that it's always raining in London.
Englad: Hey, I resent that. My cooking is fantastic.




Hah! Usually I get these things wrong.


The gang instantly blow all that cash on food.


Random Creep: Heeeey, you're cute.
England: Uh. Seychelles? Can I borrow your axe?



Seychelles: ~BUSY~ teehee!


Oh and look who got a bullseye!


I dare not allow reflections in my game, in case my PC bursts into flames, so you'll have to imagine Liechtenstein pouting at herself here.
Liechtenstein: Oh yeah, I'm a babe. Work it, girl!


Switzerland: I'm so hot right now.


America: You can stick meat in a bun, but that doesn't make this a burger. I am disappoint.


America: Seriously, you expect my lips to touch this?
Liechtenstein: Ew ew ew ew gross gross gross. And that's just the hotdog!


Switzerland: Nice night.
Seychelles: Not as nice as you, yum yum. You more than make up for the grossness that is America.


England: Tralala, cleaning makes me so happy!
America: Don't suppose you could clean my back while you're at it?


So, whaddya think, is America trying to take England down?


Nope! England discovered how to noogie and by god, he will not rest until every hair on everyone's head has been smooshed.
America: You know, this sort of thing is why nobody likes you.


Can't have camping without some toasted marshmallows. All that's missing is a couple of chocolate covered digestive biscuits to smush them between. Or better yet, chocolate covered Hob Nobs. Mmm. MMMMMMM.
...
brb, buying biccies.


France: It's not haute cuisine, but it'll do.


I decided to take the gang ice skating because I love ice skating and I occasionally like to watch in envy as they go straight from falling on their bums to one-foot spins.


England does not share my enthusiasm or skating though.
England: Hey, America, that bit of hair's still sticking up, lemmee get that for you!
America: Fuck OFF!



And then Liechtenstein starts slap dancing. Once that happens, no-one goes near the rink. Not even France, because I've never had the slap dance vacation memory and I want him to get it.


England: Sorry about the noogies. Shake?
America: Aww, OK budARRRRGH!
OMG England, do you want another revolution on your hands?


England: You look so shocked!
America: That's a terrible pun. Kinda funny though.


France: -So it's a step to the left?
Liechtenstein: And then a jump to the right!
Canada: That was a funny trick you pulled on America just then.
England: Aww, thank you, random citizen. Put it there, pal!


I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FELL FOR THAT.


Canada: Why would you do that to me? I am so hurt right now.
England: Hey, you thought it was funny when I did it to America.
Canada: That's because it wasn't me!


Belgium: Ow, gerroff!
Oh my God, England. Are you actually trying to start WW3 right now, you gigantic carbunckle?


Oh. That's a yes then.


And he just doesn't stop.


Canada: Would you quit trying to grind my skull to powder?!


France: What's going on here?
England: Nothing, Scout's honour, shake on it.
France: ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
England: That's for my childhood.


France: No-one likes you and you will die alone.
Canada: Actually...
*bffs*
Yeah, I don't get it either.


France: Oh my God, did you miss a spot of dirt over there?
England: Gasp! Where?
France: No worries, I've got it!
Sorry Iggy, you kind of asked for it.


Outside, Belgium is waving an axe around.



Belgium: Next time he touches my head, I'll be ready.


Not if you keep throwing them backwards, you won't.


Canada: I'm feeling kind of typecast here.
Don't look at me, you ordered those all by yourself.



Jealous. That looks super comfy.



More tours.


Heh, these two amuse me. Canada is a popularity sim and is always rolling wants to be friends with everyone, especially England. But because England is a gigantic arsehole, he thinks noogieing people into submission is positive interaction.


So he has a relationship of 100 with Canada (forgot to cap it, but trust me on this), while Canada has only 60 with him.



Anyway. No-one but Switzerland had a want to visit this guy, but I wanted the vacation memory. Just to spite me, as soon as we got there, Switzerland rolled a new want and everyone else rolled fear of meeting the hairy bugger. Oh well. I make France go and talk to him anyway.


I always forget there's no amenities at Bigfoot's hut, so I cheated and brought a vending machine so the uncontrollables could at least eat.
America: I could go for some chips. But first...
Seychelles: What is he up to?
Yes, what are you up, America?


Gasp!
This is the very first time I have seen a sim pee in the bushes. XD



Another tour!


America decides to pull a rod out of nowhere.
America: I should get England to join me, he could do with having a stick pulled out of his ass too.
Zing! Heh. Anyway, I wonder if he can beat France?



Continued proof, if you need it, that France is the world's worst fisherman.


Oh hey you two, what's going on-


OK, have fun, I'll be over here, scrubbing my brain.


Seychelles: THIS! IS! AWESOME!
Ngl, I love how happy she looks while throwing axes around.


A monster has been unleashed here. Not content with irritating the hell out of his own household, England has moved on to noogieing EVERY SINGLE PERSON HE MEETS. Newsflash, Iggy, this is why nobody likes you. Except Canada, who will not give up trying to make friends with him.


Meanwhile, France chats up this random stranger. Turns out his mobile phone is useless at calling people back home, so he's gagging for some romantic interaction.


Liechtenstein: Ow ow gerroff!
England: This will piss off Switzerland for sure!


England: Haha, you should've seen your face! So, are we friends now?
Liechtenstein: No. And don't talk to me. EVER.


England: You mean... you didn't think that was funny?
Liechtenstein: Strangely enough, no. I didn't.


England: People don't like when I get them in a headlock and ruffle their hair? HOW COULD THIS BE?! My mind is blown!


Although France doesn't mind being pummelled by strangers. In fact, he's paid for this privilege. You'd think he and England would get along better!







Liechtenstein: Ooooooh, that's sooooo goooood.
Swizterland: Anything for you. ♥
STOP IT.


Back inside, Canada still hasn't learnt his lesson.
England: This makes friends, right?


Apparently it does! Go England!


Belgium: Unf, what a babe!
Really? Old-and-beardy does it for you? Come on, girl, you can do better than him!
Belgium: But you said no to the other old-and-beardy!



Final tour!


And then I sent everyone to the ice rink because last time, no-one actually set foot on the ice.


Not that anyone other than France looks interested in it this time either, they're all busy watching England make friends torment Switzerland.
England: And in conclusion, you suck and I still haven't forgotten how you stole my doll when we were kids.


Switzerland: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
England: Friends forever!
Yeah, no.


I'm sure this will spice things up when they all get home. Until then, have a really bad joke!


Why don't polar bears eat penguins? Because they can't get the wrappers off. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night!

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[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

I KNEW LIECH AND SWITZ ARE HAVING A SECRET AFFAIR BEHIND OUR BACKS!

Also, your jokes are 50 times funnier than mine. I couldn't stop laughing until now XDD

So... what's the probability of having in-game teen-pregnancy at this point?

OMG I'M SO SICK FOR ASKING THAT

I really miss Sims now ;A;

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Heh, my game does enjoy conjuring up some really, really odd pairings. I would not be surprised if I toggled through the family one day and found Canada and America making out. As for pregnancy chances, there's a double bed and a photobooth and Inteen and ACR and Liechtenstein is a family sim. Soooooo it could happen!
torrent it!

[doomlizard.livejournal.com]

Your inadvertent FrUK makes me giggle. :3

Canada you goof. You're way too nice for your own good.

Seychelles is a badass country. She had a Communist revolution, fought off two coos backed by great powers (some combination of Britain, France and the US, I forget what), overthrew the communist dictator over censorship and elected him democratically because he actually did good things for her.

....omgenglandhaspiercings

Thought I'd tell you that photobooth is flipping out at you again.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

BOOOO PHOTOBUCKET!
And yet they've left up happy full frontal France flashing his Barbie man parts. I have no idea how they choose which images to delete.

I need to learn more about Seychelles, she is fabulous.
And England totally needed piercings to complete his look. I may dye his hair too. ^^

[doomlizard.livejournal.com]

Yeaaaaah, I dunno either.

Yes! Miss Secret Badass is my favorite character~

I appreciate you, I really do. Piercings are damn sexy on him.

[stillarium.livejournal.com]

Haha, why did you make England such a meanie? XD *looks at his points*
really amusing how he's torturing everyone :O
The penguin is cute! Do you leave them on free will mostly, BTW? :3 Or who / how much do you control them?
The faces they make are too awesome sometimes, like France on the log or pouting Switzerland and sad Iggy etc
I'd like to see some more of that England -> America, but as he's always such an ass to everyone, lol... doubt that will happen!
How do you make screenshots that include the menu anyway, is it a special preference or just screenshots and not those in game caps? XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Why did you make England such a meanie?

Because he's mean. ^^ Well, no, he's not really mean, but I figured a combination of mean and serious would work better to give me a grouchy loner who finds it hard to make friends.

I leave everyone on free will except France. My main rule for this challenge is that only France is controllable and he has to raise them all successfully or die trying. He can interact with them, call them to meals, help them with homework, influence them... but I can't command them to do anything. It's fun to see just how much they can do on their own.

As for screenshots that include the menu, that would be FRAPs, the screenshot program I mentioned. It takes shots of the screen as it is, menu and queue icons and everything. Useful when I want to cap wants and relationships, but I'm always forgetting to hide it when I want to cap something else. XD

[pokegirl15150.livejournal.com]

Where did you get Belgiums outfit?

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Here's the top (http://applesims.net/top-this-teen-female-swing-jackets-2/) and here's the bottom. (http://applesims.net/not-heartless-not-nobody-bottom-only-dresses-for-teen-female/) :)