It's A Small World After All - Part Eight

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Hello everyone! I have an exam at the end of the month, so you won't see much of me until it's over. But before I vanish into a pile of textbooks it's time for Part Eight of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. When we last saw our nations, Belgium took over as chief prankster because England was busy fighting Switzerland whenever their paths crossed, which unfortunately, was all the damn time. Then I cleaned out my downloads. See if you can identify the nations now that some of them have been forced into base game fug!




So we return to France's date. He's taken Canada out to dinner and I realised I'd never noticed the plumbbob on the menu before!


I gotta say, I love her new glasses.
France: Me too. In fact, they would look lovely on my bedside table, wink wink.


Then they do a bit of dancing while the waitress tries to remember if she's carrying water or vodka.
Waitress: I'm sure no-one would notice if I had a sip.



Canada! On a first date too!
Canada: Hell yeah.


Canada: Eh, not bad. Could be better.
France: It's cramped in there! I couldn't get leverage!
Excuses, excuses. It's not like you haven't had plenty of practise.


Well, it may not have been his best sex ever, but he racked up a cool 8000 aspiration points for it. Looks like this date is going well!


FAMOUS LAST WORDS. Turns out getting struck by lightning really spoils a dream date. Can France pull out all the stops and turn this around?


Of course he can.


Back home, I decided that if England was going to need his hair changing, he may as well complete his punk look with a mohawk. Of course, it wasn't until I started writing this that I realised I should've used the opportunity to change Liechtenstein's hair into her Switzerland copycut for maximum creepiness. XD


You're kidding me. MORE MONEY?


Thanks for the big expensive thing, Canada, but trust me. It's not necessary.


Oh, remember last update when France was thinking about using his influence points for romance? Well, I thought it would be fun to try and get England a boyfriend. Only Switzerland hates him and Canada is sort of involved with Belgium. Which leaves America.
France: Those two were made for each other! It is my duty as France to unite them both in l'amore!
England: Oh my god, shut up!
America: Scuse me?!
England: Ack, no, not you!


England: ...And in conclusion, even though you're a backstabbing turd who can't spell, with burger breath and a giant hero complex, I think we'd make a cute couple. Wanna go on a date?
America: Oh wow, how could I say no? Oh yeah, like this. No.
England: Whatever, gitface. I don't even like you anyway!
FOREVER ALONE.


England: I don't need him anyway. Not when I have Doctor House to watch over me while I relax in bed.


Iris got high off a catnip mouse.. I'd never seen this happen before and thought it was hilarious.


Seychelles: What the hell is she doing in my bed?
What the hell are the both of you doing in France's bed?


The next day, I tried to get France to build up his potential relationships over the phone, but EVERY SINGLE ONE was out. Then I remembered I'd never wooed a maid before.
France: You're a French maid? What a coincidence, for I am a French man! We should get to know each other better, non?
Maid: With that line? You're right. Non.


She's only here for the cats anyway.


Anyway, all that cash means that France is wealthier than ever. Time to spend that cash on another holiday!



Spain immediately reimburses France for the plane fare to Takemizu Village with a nice, big TV.




Oh, and rest assured, this is still happening twenty times a day.


As I am that scatty parent, I too demand that Seychelles alter the role sheet.



Woo! Go Seychelles!


Belgium: Can I pee in peace now?


When I was selling that TV for France, I noticed he'd been raking in quite a few meal coupons, so I had him take the teens out to lunch to celebrate Seychelles success. For some reason Switzerland skipped.


Which let Liechtenstein gaze adoringly at England in peace.
Liechtenstein: This is so romantic.
England: Don't you already have a boyfriend who hates me?
Liechtenstein: Switzerland means nothing to me. Just say the word and I'm all yours.
England: Didn't I mention that I'm gay? Because that's still true.
Liechtenstein: If you change your mind, you know where to find me. ♥


Then some random dickhead shocks her.


Hi there, suspicious looking townie! What are you doing?



Nooo, not the Napoleon gnome!


Oh, and check out who came jogging past! It's another fashion victim!
Belarus: Shh, I'm in disguise.


I couldn't find her original hair at all, so I gave her this haircut. Personally I think she rocks it.


Seychelles: DAT ASS.


Then as everyone was leaving for school, Liechtenstein's portrait vanished. NOOOOOOO!



Grim: Ew, what a place to die.


France: Please, please spare her! If she- get off, cat. If she dies, I- I SAID GET OFF!
Iris: But I want the sausage. :(
France: Please, before I lose this challenge and my penis.





Grim: Bah. Fine, you win. Just remember to feed her from now on.


Canada: Whoa, I overslept. Did I miss anything?
France: Nah, nothing important.
Liechtenstein: I'M ALIVE! This is the best day ever!


So as they'd both missed the bus, France WHOA THERE FRANCE! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!


THE BRIDGE IS OUT!!! Geez, where's Schwarzenegger with a helicopter when you need him?


Lily and Iris got jobs too, but Lily's gonna pass on the dodgy cat food.


A wise decision.


Don't settle for less! You have a new lease of life, Liechtenstein! Follow your dreams!


DANCE!


While Canada doesn't strike me as much of a gamer, I'm sure he's picked up a few tips from America.


And it looks like they did the trick!


Gasp! Stand up for old media, Belgium!


But maybe you should watch some first.


Seychelles=awesome.


France wanted to swim in the sea so I let him.


Then I made him skill up a bit. The teens who are not Seychelles need skills to be promoted, but once sims move past the toddler stage when they can get skills from their toys, autonomous skilling for things like mechanical and charisma are very difficult. I had some unlocked career rewards, which also let you teach other sims skills. But you need to have those skills to teach first. Which is why France is giving CPR to a dismembered torso.
France: Which side is the heart on again? My left or the dummy's left?


BUY BUY BUY.


Boo, scammy piece of crap. :(


France: So I noticed you need logic for a promotion. Happily the fabulous me is here to teach you chess.
Liechtenstein: You can't play chess.
France: I can play draughts, that's close enough.


Seychelles - more awesome than you.


England: Have I ever told you how much I love babies?
Liechtenstein: OH MY GOD, me too! You know, I bet if we had a baby, it would be completely adorable.
England: Oh no, I'd prefer to adopt. Maybe one that looks like Belgium. And it would be ALL MINE and no-one could take it away from me!


Liechtenstein: *I WANT HIS BABIES.*
Liechtenstein: *FOR DINNER.*


But as England has no babies for her to snack on, she raids the fridge instead.



I'm in the mood for dancing.



HDU. Books are fantastic and Belgium's classmate is a meany poopyhead.



Pfft, like Switzerland's going to stand by with his thumb up his arse while pests ravage the garden. KILL THEM. KILL THEM ALL.


France: Belgium! I've noticed you need a little more charisma to charm your bosses into giving you a promotion. Rest assured, I, France, will impart my wisdom upon you!.


France: And GET BACK TO WORK!
Maid: I was just lifting her so I could sweep under her, honest.


And then the burning flamingo stomped the queue. SIGH. Be glad it was a flamingo and not you this time, France.



Dance, dance, my pretties!



Boo, liar, he took a dive and we know it.

And then my game crashed.



This time, luck is on Switzerland's side.


France: ...And voila, you have charisma!
Belgium: You're kidding. How can I gain charisma by playing this shitty game?
Honestly, I have no idea either.


But it works.


IT'S EASTER. EAT CANDY.


Ah bollocks. I'm sorry! I didn't mean for you to get-


Demoted? Eh, that's not so bad then.


It's a homework party and everyone's invited.


France: Wait, didn't we already do this?



Switzerland: *stalk*stalk*stalk*
England: *slap*slap*slap*
Are you tired of this yet? Because I sure am!


STOP STEALING OUR GNOME!


France: So you need mechanical, oui? I shall help you by demonstrating how to use this body.
America: Wait, mechanical? Shouldn't this give me like, logic? Or body?


France: Well, yes, that would make sense if it were a real body. Good thing it isn't, seeing as you've just RIPPED OUT THE HEART!
America: OH SHIT WHAT DO I DO?!
France: The most important thing is to not pan-
America: HE'S IN VF HELP HELP FIX IT FIIIIIIIX IIIIIIT!!!


France: Just start compressions, then mouth-to-mouth.
America: *breathes*
France: And don't think about the fact that I had to learn how to use this machine in the exact same way.
America: *gags*


Seychelles: And in conclusion, elephants.
Switzerland: Hmm, that reminds me of England and how, like an elephant, I will never forget that I despise him with every fibre of my being.


Thinking about him, while naked in the shower? Really, England!
England: I'm thinking how much I'd like to drown him in here.
And Photobucket? It's a bum. You've left all of France's uncensored crotch shots up, but England's arse is that much more offensive?
France: Naked England is always offensive.



Maybe you shoulda kept that shower running then.


Do you know what this piece of crappy coding means? That's right, it's holiday time again!
Nanny: Sod this for a lark, I'm going home. I signed up to look after children, not pets.
Yeah, no. You're being moved up to the roof where you can't get away.


And they're- wait, Liechtenstein, where are you going?
Liechtenstein: Uh, school. Duh.
But, um, what about your holiday? In fact, you know what? I'm going to make you all wait and see if the teens manage to escape! In the meantime, have a peep at my premades cosplaying. Best maxis_taste dare ever!

Also! ^^
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[kerrin.livejournal.com]

The cat being there while France is pleading with Grim is PRICELESS! XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I swear cats choose the worst moments to try and climb onto laps. Mine always want to do it when I have my laptop there.

[doomlizard.livejournal.com]

I had some comments but then I voted on the poll. So hi.

Oh, and another picture is broken. May I suggest a new host?

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Did the poll work? I thought it would be amusing to try, but whenever I try to look at it, it tells me I'm not allowed to.
Also boooo, Photobucket. I only really use them because I can upload lots of pictures at once and it won't rename them. Otherwise I'd stick to LJ scrapbook. :(