Lam Plaza Dormitory
Mar. 8th, 2020 09:13 pmNext stop on our tour of Academie Le Tour is
Lam Plaza Dormitory, which is inhabited by a single sim, Marla Briggs, who you may remember from the last update, where she was caught red-handed, kicking over the Sharpe’s bin. Also I apologise for any typos, my cat has picked the stupidest place to sit, right in the way of my smart hand, and obviously I can’t move her.

If I’d known Marla’s colour scheme was purple, I would’ve chosen a different wallpaper for the dorm. Oh well, you’ll just have to live with Violet Beauregarde here.

Oh come on! She’s only been here ten minutes!

Coach: And you’ve spent every one of them couch-potatoing!

Coach: I really am trying to help, you know.
Yeah, but do you have to be such an arse about it?

See? Now you made Marla cry!
Marla: I HATE EXERCISE CRY CRY CRY.

So to cheer her up, I brought her a womrat! I’ve forgotten their name!

And then she started on her term paper. I promise it’s what she wanted.

Marla: Look at them aren’t they just the cutest!?

Marla: Kissy kissy kissy!

Llama: So how about that weather?
Marla: What weather?
Llama: That weather! Look!

Marla: I don’t see any-

Marla: WOW EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK?
Llama: Oops teehee. Your move?

Llama: It’s just a game.
Marla: And I’m not playing it any more.

Dinner instead! And I could’ve sworn I swapped out those tables oops.

Marla dropped by the student center for her welcome pack (shh spellcheck, it’s the American spelling, I know it’s wrong).

And then played a little Myshuno with Kent Capp.

Marla: Oh! She’s naked!
Streaker: Oh! She’s fully clothed!

More Capps lurking around.
Juliette: Hi. I’m very rich and powerful.
Marla: I’m not.
Juiette: Then stop touching me.

And also teenage Luis Aspir.

Marla: Booze me up!
OK just let me write a reminder to myself to fix those walls later.

Benedick: BITCH.
No idea what Marla did to piss him off.
Benedick: Shook hands with a Capp.
Ahhh, OK, that’ll do it.

Back at the dorm, Marla greets her new best friend, the arcade game.

And nets herself another A+.

Assignment time!

Marla: THERE’S NOTHING HERE!

Gosh, what a fabulous moustache.

Marla: Ho hum. I’m bored.
OK, well, is there anything you wanna do?
Marla: Well... there is one thing...

Oh! Well! Let’s see what we can do about that! Right after your complimentary naked hula dance!

Streaker: *complimentary naked hula dance*
Marla: Thanks.

Cheerleader: How about a cheer too?
Marla: Will it be a naked one?
Cheerleader: Uh, no.
Marla: Get out.

The cow mascot came by.

Marla: So um, what’s a Llama like you doing in a place like this?
Llama: Causing trouble, mostly.

Marla: How about causing a little ~lurve~?

Llama: I don’t wanna do that.

LIES.

Marla: I could try drugs?
That’s a little extreme isn’t it? Let’s just try flirting with him again.

Marla: Smoochies!
Marla: *suffocates and dies*

Marla: Mmm, I love the taste of fursuit.
Um...

Oh my.
Marla: So I’ve decided I wanna fuck the Llama.

Marla: But first, finals!

A+ again!

Marla: THAT WAS THE LEAST FUN EXAM I’VE EVER HAD!
Exams aren’t meant to be fun!

Marla: Hey cutie-pie! You might wanna close your eyes for half an hour, OK?

Marla: Get out.
Dormie: Oh, were you using this? My bad.

Llama: Oh! When you said I should take off my clothes, I thought you just meant the Llama suit!

It took a while because dormies kept trying to storm the unlocked room, but they got there in the end.

Marla: Keep the costume on.

Marla: What an idiot.
See, this is what happens when you don’t let them sleep in your bed.

Mercutio: Thanks for the coffee.

Mercutio: And thanks for the aspiration boost.

I’m afraid I already have plans for him.

But you can practise your synchronised swim moves with him.

A+ again.

Marla: Ahh, now this is a nice way to celebrate the end of finals.
Yes, but is it getting you that body point you want for the next ones? No.

Marla: Can’t you mod the hot tub to give me body points?
Lol no.

Term paper time.

Then when I next loaded the game, her laptop BSoD’d.
Marla: Thank goodness for autosave.

Marla: Big snowball.

Marla: And now for the rest.

Lovely.

I mostly just screencapped this to show off the fancy stairs.

I finally decided to try and find Marla’s OTH because I was tired of her dicking around on the arcade machine when it’s not gaming. Turns out it’s tinkering! And at this point, I could not remember what built tinkering, other than stabbing electricals, so stabbing electricals it is.

Marla: I would like to go back to gaming now please.

Cafeteria Guy: Wait, why do you look like that, I haven’t set anything on fire yet.

Marla: I’m just gonna sit here and do my assignment.
And when you’re done, stab the stereo. You’ll like it, honest.

Marla: Actually this isn’t so bad-

Coach: DO SOME SITUPS, CHUBBY!

Coach: Hi.
And that’s the end of Marla’s round! Apparently I forgot to screencap her last finals grade, but I’m pretty sure it was another A+.
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