randomsushi | Natasha Una

Time to head over to Natasha Una! I have a love-hate relationship with her because she’s amazing and iconic and woohoo’d her cousin and his wife. But all of her wants revolve around grilled cheese, all the time. But that’s what makes her amazing and iconic, isn’t it?

Oh, and then there’s the tedious painting. But as two of her paintings have turned back into boring default ones, I decide to let her paint a couple of grilled cheese ones to replace them.

And then the cheese begins.

Natasha: Nothing like a hot grilled cheese sandwich on a cold evening.

And nothing like a grilled cheese painting, am I right?

Speaking of which, It’s time to restock Una’s
Monica: I’m sensing a theme here.

Natasha: Do you have to spam my gallery with roaches!?
Jade: You know I do.

Lilith: Um, I like my businesses to not be on fire, this is going in my Yikes review.

Thankfully she was indoors when the other fountain burst into flames.

Vampire: Bleh!
Natasha: We’re closed!

Natasha: The big problem with selling my art is that I gotta paint more to replace it. I don’t know why I bother, I don’t even really need it.
This is annoyingly true.

I tire quickly of watching Natasha potter around the house, so I sent her out to the boardwalk to play.

Bella: So I heard you you don’t need all your money. Would you be interested in my redistribution scheme?
Natasha: How does it work?
Bella: I redistribute your money into my pocket.

Natasha: This is nice.
Boring though. Let’s go deal with one of those cheese wants.

Stephen: Biggest sandwich you ever ate?
Natasha: THIS big!

Then I decided to see if I could get her to enter a cooking contest.
Natasha: It won’t let me enter grilled cheese, so what’s the fucking point?
To see if it still glitches.

It does. And none of the handy dandy new log reading programs can tell me why. :(

Time to go home, where Natasha rolls a new want: to skill!
Natasha: Gonna learn how to make really fancy grilled cheese.

Secret Sue: You’re gonna use this membership card to make a load of grilled cheese, aren’t you?
Natasha: Haha of course.

Time for a visit to the art gallery.

Where she runs into another cheese enthusiast in Marla Briggs

Alas, Roxy is not a cheese fan.

Over to the library for some skilling.

Victor: Ever since you came to my house and seduced my wife, I have known no peace.
Natasha: Maybe you shouldn’t have kissed me first.

Patrizio and Natasha: What a cock.

You know only one of you can steal the paper, right?

Natasha’s endless cheese wants continue to bore me, so I had her throw a party so I could work on all those serve/eat/talk wants at once.
Bella: You wanna know the secret to a good grilled cheese sandwich?
John: Should we stop her?
Natasha: No, i wanna hear what she has to say.

BUT WAIT! What’s this, a new want!? A non-cheese want!? Yes, Natasha, you may make pottery!

Natasha: Done. Can I talk about grilled cheese now?

Happily for her, her BBF John strolls past and initiates cheese conversation himself so I don’t have to.
John: Isn’t it just a great day to eat a grilled cheese sandwich!?
Natasha: You read my mind, bestie!