World Is Mine - Part Eight

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hi there and welcome to part eight of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, Greece went barking mad. Russia and Japan got intimate in a photobooth and Hong Kong gave birth to a bouncing baby alien named Stitch, who broke my game.


Let's start this update with a picture of England and Britannia in bed.


And also Italy and Italy.


Give it to the monkey. Maybe he can bash out a few works of Shakespeare while he's at it too.


Chimpanzees are smart. :D


Uh oh. I forgot he was still awake. :|



You in trouble, Britannia. Although Russia doesn't really have a leg to stand on, seeing as he's also sex buddies with China and Japan.



I forgot to hide the user panel for Britannia's slappings.


But Britannia fights back.


And then cries in a corner.


Like Hong Kong before her, Igiko is finding pregnancy difficult. I feel you guys, it's not really that much fun. :(


You already robbed Turkey, why are you still lurking?


America and France discuss their sex lives.


And Hong Kong nurses Stitch. REALLY! Apparently there was a nursing function added with Open For Business that never ended up in the actual gameplay, but the coding was still there and so some modders enabled it and now parents can nurse. :D




Russia: Whee! Who's my little jet fighter pilot? Yes you are!
And he didn't vomit on her either.


I remember this one! Let the boss win, Lithuania.


...You need to stop playing games with your boss. That guy's never happy.


England plays with the flour baby...


But is then interrupted by the arrival of her REAL baby!


Only not. Because they did that stupid swarming swamping I WANT THE BABY TO DEATH thing and so I exited the lot in frustration.


When I came back, England was having a snooze on the floor.


And Hong Kong had to nurse Stitch all over again.


Hide! Your boss is an arsehole about games!


Lithuania is having an awful time with chance cards today. :(


Once again, Igiko has a breakdown.




This time, she starts giving birth on the balcony. I quickly send Russia up there, ready to snatch the baby away.




I am slightly disappointed that she doesn't get the alien birth cut-scene, but then, the game was never supposed to allow aliens to impregnate women.

And then the sodding arsing game crashed. -_-


Back in we go. This time, I have confined Igiko to her room. She has a bed, a toilet and shower, food and an unpictured bookcase and the door is locked. This time, she is giving birth all alone. ALONE IN SPLENDID ISOLATION. Sorry, Igiko.
England: For fucks sake, give me an epidural if you're going to make me keep doing this!


I have a feeling that no matter how many times I enter the lot, the game is going to insist on giving Lithuania a chance card. Anyway, lets go for speedboat and see if his luck has changed at all.


Yay! Now please don't go back to playing games with your boss.



And it's now the third time poor England's gone onto labour. Ouch.
England: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!
Last time, I promise. Assuming you don't have a multiple birth. Or get knocked up again.




The second time she gave birth, she got 8000 points because she had the want. I guess by the third time, she wasn't so keen on the idea.


Anyway, meet the Doctor. Named after the most famous British alien I could think of. :D


Hahaha. They tried swarming but were thwarted by the locked door. Suck on that, swarmers.


England: Dear diary, today I gave birth three times to the same baby- oh crap, he's watching me, isn't he?!


And as soon as her back is turned, Russia steals the Doctor and puts him in the locked nursery.


This means I can unlock the door to the birthing suite. Immediately everyone grabs the burgers.


How many times have I had this one now? I can't remember if I've got them and had to restart, or if my game really is giving me the same cards more than once. Anyway, once again, yell really loudly.



Excellent.


Cancel.


Yay!


Latvia's lost it.


For someone who isn't a family sim, Hong Kong takes pretty good care of Stitch.


Guess who's losing the game.


I don't know why Ukraine's randomly burst into tears, but it's hardly out of character.


Congratulations, Belarus!


She celebrates by spying on the neighbours.


This reminds Hong Kong that he's a single parent with no chance of child support.


China has a peek at the neighbours too.


And another couple get loved up. I would've been more impressed if they hadn't already been married in my game. :( In future, I'm cloning all sims I download.


Thanks to having to restart constantly, it feels like he's been a baby forever.



Oh hey! Poland, you player. I guess you're over South then.


Except they can't actually get it on because Hong Kong's in the room.


And then an Italy.


And then the game epicly cockblocks them by abducting ANOTHER nation! Who is this time?




I think that Pollination Tech really is Tony and he's having a fabulous time invading the vital regions of all my Englands.


Swarm. Aren't you lot used to this by now?


I love that Italy looks like he's about to throw up, while Igiko is thrilled to bits that someone who isn't her is being probed.


In the kerfuffle, South Italy still remembers to slap Poland.


I love that Poland remains smiling the whole time. XD


Austria always looks grumpy. I don't know why.
Austria: You just removed the spousal flag between me and my wife. Of course I'm grumpy.
Ex-wife, thank you. Or even just non-wife girlfriend, seeing as a wedding between you two never happened in my game.
Austria: I was happily married!
Hey, I left you with the 100/100 relationship and love! What more do you want?




Hi England! Welcome home! And you brought us back a present, fantastic! Now don't go back to the telescope.


Everyone seems happy to have him back.


England: Not sure if I liked that much.


Congratulations, China.


Russia: And when you grow up, you will become one with me, da?
NO. Alien babbies don't count as nations. Sorry.



Britannia gives England a nice welcome home.


Latvia; Party hard!


And then he passes out.


D:
D:
D: D: D:
GO AND SEE A DOCTOR!
England: I am!
NOT THAT DOCTOR!


Seems she was in such a rush to nurse the Doctor that she almost lost her head.


The floor. So easy to mistake for a bed.


Thank you, Hungary. That was beginning to look pretty vile.


We've had this before, I'm certain. STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH YOUR BOSS YOU NEVER WIN.


I TOLD YOU SO.


For a moment, I thought that was England again. But it's Estonia.


Considering how badly she wanted babies, England doesn't look very pleased with hers.


England: I dunno... maybe it's not so bad. Green's a nice colour.


NyoRussia is FIERCE.


Hungary's hungry. But ew, no.


Hungary: Urp.


Turkey and NyoChina play darts.


And North and South play in the hot tub. It sees more action than the beds now.



See?


I didn't know sims could autonomously fix things. Thank you, Belarus!


Heh, they love burgers really.





AND THEN ANOTHER ABDUCTION! D:


Oh hey, bedtime fun. Perhaps the hot tub was occupied.






And Estonia returns. With yet another alien pregnancy. XD
Estonia: They didn't even let me shower afterwards!

Hetalia sims moved in: Twenty-six - this includes the two babies.

World Is Mine Archive

Comments

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

I blame Igiko's neck problem on the alien probing. God knows what they were doing to her up there.
Speaking of which, wow, those Aliens really love England, huh? There's just Britannia that hasn't been probed and he's a sparkly Warlock... unless... (DUN-DUN-DUN!) It's WILD MASS GUESSING TIME! :D *Cue cheesy jingle*

Okay, so hear this... Warlock!Britannia is actually an alien sent down for... some reason or another, and these aliens are actually a bunch of little green Englands wanting to take over the world with their bad cooking and imaginary friends, and so take ever opportunty they can to produce a new British spawn so that the place is overrun by them!
It explains why Brittania has those green sparkles, those didn't come with being a Warlock, he's just in disguise as a human and those sparkles is just his struggling not to let green-alien-Britannia become noticeable! And all those other alien abductions were accidents. And the reason Igiko has those neck problems is because she too is an alien and therefore has a malleable neck. ALL HAIL BRITANNIA!

TL;DR: All the British are aliens plotting to take over the planet. Including me. I'm an alien who comes up with bullshit theories to cover up my own activities.

(And on another note, just where did you get those glorious burgers?)

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I already suspected it after years of watching Doctor Who, but this confirms it - aliens love England. Britannia is an alien sent to spawn Englands? That explains why he hooked up with England! I would not be surprised if an 'accidental' pregnancy occurred with multiple babies.

The burgers! Aren't they fab? They're by Exnem and you can get them here. (http://www.exnemsims.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=114) There's two parts, one in Themed Sets and one in plain old Food. There's also lots of other food, I have the sushi in my game too, but burgers seemed more appropriate.
ETA: Wait, seems like to download from there, you need paid membership and I know I certainly didn't pay for them. Give me a moment and I'll try and find the free link.
ETA: Here. (http://paysites.mustbedestroyed.org/booty/ts2/exnem/) :)

[kezwick.livejournal.com]

Exactly! England for some reason makes the best alien babies, therefore, to create a superior race, Britannia and his space-allies are trying to get as many English babies as possible in preparation for world domination! :O Cunning devil...

And thank you so much! They really are lovely, my America sim will be over the moon once I can get my computer up and running again. (And now I'm craving junk food myself... to McDonalds!)

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Empire by stealth! Sneaky England. Still, it could all go wrong thanks to their awful parenting skills. XD

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

New challenge: have all the sims of this lot impregnanted by aliens. xD;;

You named England's baby the Doctor~
But it takes more than that to make her happy.
British women. Tch...

Poland likes it rough. Uh.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

XD I don't think I could cope with THAT MANY babies. Sim babies are evil. But yeah, I couldn't resist calling England's baby the Doctor. She still wants more babies though. Gallifrey needs repopulating.

Poland seems to be channelling France. I'm wondering if I made him a Romance sim or something. I didn't think I had, but he's having way more sex than all my Romance sims.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Sim babies (and children, really) are, indeed, evil. Le Evil. XD
8D Go you, repopulate Gallifrey~! I'd love to see more greeny baby gallifreyans. ;w;

Poland knows how to get in their pants quickly romance sims with his smooth talking and oh so charming speech.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't be so bad if they were selectable - and therefore findable. But bloody sims keep leaving them on the floor and then I can't find them. And I hate how they need someone to help them grow up and they go all buggy if it fails and argh. Hate.

And Poland is a sexy beast.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Oh oh, but you can make them selectable, can't you?
I'm pretty sure it works in the sims2...

Once I've lost a baby. It was UNDER the snow.
The meany social woman thing came and took all my children away...
I agree. .___. I always had a hard time when my baby sim needed to grow up; one of their parent would be there and hold it, but if I had the bad luck to ask something from that sim, the baby will be put aside and start all over again.
... if you can understand you're really good. XD;;

He's a sexy chick. >w

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

They're only selectable when you cheat. :( I mean, you can click them and command sims to interact with them, but you can't select them as controllable. Pests. I now use the birthday cake to grow them up as soon as it says there's a day left.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

I forgot about the rules. Silly me.
You know, I only got clever and actually thought about using the birthday cake when I started playing the sims3. XD; I had some hard time before that...

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I started using them after Googling "stuck baby won't grow up." Because that's what happened to the bloody Doctor. And even then I had to break my rules and have Ukraine take him to the cake because Russia had been trying for so long, he kept stopping and trying to go to bed. ARGH.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

So it's not just me? The sims2 babies just HAVE to grow up once it's all night and the parents are tired?
Uh. ù__u

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Yeah, once you get the warning at 6pm that they'll grow up in one day, you have 24 sim hours to do that. For toddlers and up, if they're not grown up by the next 6pm, they'll do it automatically, but babies have to be helped and as far as I can tell, if they hit the deadline, they glitch all over the place. ¬_¬

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Silly babies. Why can't they grow up alone, it's not that hard...
Also I miss playing the sims. XDD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I'm thinking of just cheating and aging the next bunch of boring little glitchmonsters into toddlers. Although if I do that, it means they'll be children quicker, which means constantly trying to keep their fun up enough so that they'll go to school and do homework. Every single sim child in my house has a D report card right now! Thankfully someone released a mod on MTS this week that stops school from sucking all the fun out of children.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

u_u that IS a pretty useful mod.
I can't help but to cheat at that point XD I want my kids to have good grades ;A;!
(not because I care, I just want to be able to pick one of their traits when they grow up into teenagers XD;; )
How many children so far? XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Heh, cheating is very tempting, but I keep reassuring myself that if they get taken away, there's plenty of money to get them back. I have resorted to putting alarm clocks in all the rooms to make sure they actually get up on time though.

How many children? Well, there's five right now, then the telescope hack broke and no-one got abducted for a while. Then I fixed it and two more have been impregnanted. In addition, while trying to fix it, I discovered that I had two versions of ACR in my downloads. I took out the old version and got a bunch more options including autonomous engagement and breakup, and autonomous try for a baby between unmarried couples. They immediately started making up for lost time... and four of them are now pregnant.

...WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

I was playing with a sims3 family weeks ago, and the only child that wouldn't go to school was the one who actually liked studying.
u_u

... What have you done. xDD wow this sounds quite fun...!
And frightening. So many soon-to-be-born baby sims. u_u I'll pray for your sanity.
That reminds me that time when I cheated to have triplets~
~~ I was so tired and glad they were finally children, it's as if I had to take care of them for real.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Oh crud, you've just reminded me that I have the multiple birth mod. I will cry if I get quads. Especially Prussia-Russia quads. I'll have to call them Prrussia, Prrrussia, Prrrrussia and Prrrrrussia. And that's just silly.

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

... Ahah XDD
Oh my, naming them must be tiring 8D; I had that Spamano family, and they won't have anything BUT girls... so at one point, I named them "carina" "querida"... u_u I grew out of "Lovina" "Romana" "Antonia".... XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Lol! I've already decided that non-alien babies will have a name that is a mash-up of the parents. That should work for the first two in most cases. After that it'll have to be capital cities. I dunno what I'll do if anyone manages more than 4!

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Mmh... National dishes? XD That could be fun!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Haha, I like it! I'll probably not need to name anyone say, Pasta or Fish and Chips, but now I have options in case the various Italys get themselves two sets of quads before Russia dies or something!

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Aww that'd so cute (for some reasons)!
Like, the Italys quads could be called "Tortellini" "Spaghetti" "Cannelloni" and "Farfalle"!

8D....!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Haha, I can totally imagine Feliciano happily naming his children after types of pasta. And Spain's children would be varieties of tomato. France's children would be types of cheese or wine, sausages for Germany, beer for Prussia, tea for England... now I kind of want quads for all!

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

Ahah xDD!
8D it's so easy to name them now that we have the inspiration~
France's children could also be all the departments here x)
... Though that'd make some weird names. 8D;; "Rhône-Alpes" ...? x3

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I did consider regions/states/counties and so on, but food is much more fun. Anyway! Must go type up a blurb for part nine now!

[frenchfrogs.livejournal.com]

XD So... France's children... "pot au feu", "cuisses de grenouilles", "saucisson au vin", "raclette"....
8D oh yaaaay!! Part 9!

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

I can't wait for Stitch to grow up!

Really, it was hilarious seeing all Englands get abducted by aliens. It's so canon it's hilarious beyond my dreams.

There is so much shit happening in your household I'm surprised it doesn't lag. I don't think my game could handle this kind of challenge ;A;

I wonder how many more sims would get alien-probed? I'm betting on all of them ;D

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

It does lag a bit, especially when people decide to invite friends home from work, but since I played with the settings, it's gotten better.

And sadly, the telescope hack glitched. D: I think I've fixed it now though, so hopefully more abductions will start taking place. Still, it's nice to have a little break from the baby chaos!

[lolstv22.livejournal.com]

Poor England giving birth over and over again.

Ouch

But it is hilarious that after she has a baby her male counterpart goes and gets probed...

Britannia you may be next!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Poor poor England. It's bad enough just one time! I think the very best bit was where America and Poland were cockblocked by the abduction. XD Britannia has escaped so far, but who knows. I just hope that it happens before he grows into an elder, it would be hilarious if all three of them had alien babies.