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Hi there and welcome to part eight of World is Mine, a Become One With Russia challenge. Lurking in the neighbourhood are lots of nations. How many can Russia persuade to move in before he dies?

Last time, Greece went barking mad. Russia and Japan got intimate in a photobooth and Hong Kong gave birth to a bouncing baby alien named Stitch, who broke my game.

Let's start this update with a picture of England and Britannia in bed.

And also Italy and Italy.

Give it to the monkey. Maybe he can bash out a few works of Shakespeare while he's at it too.

Chimpanzees are smart. :D

Uh oh. I forgot he was still awake. :|

You in trouble, Britannia. Although Russia doesn't really have a leg to stand on, seeing as he's also sex buddies with China and Japan.

I forgot to hide the user panel for Britannia's slappings.

But Britannia fights back.

And then cries in a corner.

Like Hong Kong before her, Igiko is finding pregnancy difficult. I feel you guys, it's not really that much fun. :(

You already robbed Turkey, why are you still lurking?

America and France discuss their sex lives.

And Hong Kong nurses Stitch. REALLY! Apparently there was a nursing function added with Open For Business that never ended up in the actual gameplay, but the coding was still there and so some modders enabled it and now parents can nurse. :D

Russia: Whee! Who's my little jet fighter pilot? Yes you are!
And he didn't vomit on her either.

I remember this one! Let the boss win, Lithuania.

...You need to stop playing games with your boss. That guy's never happy.

England plays with the flour baby...

But is then interrupted by the arrival of her REAL baby!

Only not. Because they did that stupid swarming swamping I WANT THE BABY TO DEATH thing and so I exited the lot in frustration.

When I came back, England was having a snooze on the floor.

And Hong Kong had to nurse Stitch all over again.

Hide! Your boss is an arsehole about games!

Lithuania is having an awful time with chance cards today. :(

Once again, Igiko has a breakdown.

This time, she starts giving birth on the balcony. I quickly send Russia up there, ready to snatch the baby away.

I am slightly disappointed that she doesn't get the alien birth cut-scene, but then, the game was never supposed to allow aliens to impregnate women.

And then the sodding arsing game crashed. -_-

Back in we go. This time, I have confined Igiko to her room. She has a bed, a toilet and shower, food and an unpictured bookcase and the door is locked. This time, she is giving birth all alone. ALONE IN SPLENDID ISOLATION. Sorry, Igiko.
England: For fucks sake, give me an epidural if you're going to make me keep doing this!

I have a feeling that no matter how many times I enter the lot, the game is going to insist on giving Lithuania a chance card. Anyway, lets go for speedboat and see if his luck has changed at all.

Yay! Now please don't go back to playing games with your boss.

And it's now the third time poor England's gone onto labour. Ouch.
England: I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE!
Last time, I promise. Assuming you don't have a multiple birth. Or get knocked up again.

The second time she gave birth, she got 8000 points because she had the want. I guess by the third time, she wasn't so keen on the idea.

Anyway, meet the Doctor. Named after the most famous British alien I could think of. :D

Hahaha. They tried swarming but were thwarted by the locked door. Suck on that, swarmers.

England: Dear diary, today I gave birth three times to the same baby- oh crap, he's watching me, isn't he?!

And as soon as her back is turned, Russia steals the Doctor and puts him in the locked nursery.

This means I can unlock the door to the birthing suite. Immediately everyone grabs the burgers.

How many times have I had this one now? I can't remember if I've got them and had to restart, or if my game really is giving me the same cards more than once. Anyway, once again, yell really loudly.

Excellent.

Cancel.

Yay!

Latvia's lost it.

For someone who isn't a family sim, Hong Kong takes pretty good care of Stitch.

Guess who's losing the game.

I don't know why Ukraine's randomly burst into tears, but it's hardly out of character.

Congratulations, Belarus!

She celebrates by spying on the neighbours.

This reminds Hong Kong that he's a single parent with no chance of child support.

China has a peek at the neighbours too.

And another couple get loved up. I would've been more impressed if they hadn't already been married in my game. :( In future, I'm cloning all sims I download.

Thanks to having to restart constantly, it feels like he's been a baby forever.

Oh hey! Poland, you player. I guess you're over South then.

Except they can't actually get it on because Hong Kong's in the room.

And then an Italy.

And then the game epicly cockblocks them by abducting ANOTHER nation! Who is this time?

I think that Pollination Tech really is Tony and he's having a fabulous time invading the vital regions of all my Englands.

Swarm. Aren't you lot used to this by now?

I love that Italy looks like he's about to throw up, while Igiko is thrilled to bits that someone who isn't her is being probed.

In the kerfuffle, South Italy still remembers to slap Poland.

I love that Poland remains smiling the whole time. XD

Austria always looks grumpy. I don't know why.
Austria: You just removed the spousal flag between me and my wife. Of course I'm grumpy.
Ex-wife, thank you. Or even just non-wife girlfriend, seeing as a wedding between you two never happened in my game.
Austria: I was happily married!
Hey, I left you with the 100/100 relationship and love! What more do you want?

Hi England! Welcome home! And you brought us back a present, fantastic! Now don't go back to the telescope.

Everyone seems happy to have him back.

England: Not sure if I liked that much.

Congratulations, China.

Russia: And when you grow up, you will become one with me, da?
NO. Alien babbies don't count as nations. Sorry.

Britannia gives England a nice welcome home.

Latvia; Party hard!

And then he passes out.

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GO AND SEE A DOCTOR!
England: I am!
NOT THAT DOCTOR!

Seems she was in such a rush to nurse the Doctor that she almost lost her head.

The floor. So easy to mistake for a bed.

Thank you, Hungary. That was beginning to look pretty vile.

We've had this before, I'm certain. STOP PLAYING GAMES WITH YOUR BOSS YOU NEVER WIN.

I TOLD YOU SO.

For a moment, I thought that was England again. But it's Estonia.

Considering how badly she wanted babies, England doesn't look very pleased with hers.

England: I dunno... maybe it's not so bad. Green's a nice colour.

NyoRussia is FIERCE.

Hungary's hungry. But ew, no.

Hungary: Urp.

Turkey and NyoChina play darts.

And North and South play in the hot tub. It sees more action than the beds now.

See?

I didn't know sims could autonomously fix things. Thank you, Belarus!

Heh, they love burgers really.

AND THEN ANOTHER ABDUCTION! D:

Oh hey, bedtime fun. Perhaps the hot tub was occupied.

And Estonia returns. With yet another alien pregnancy. XD
Estonia: They didn't even let me shower afterwards!

Hetalia sims moved in: Twenty-six - this includes the two babies.

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