It's A Small World After All - Part Two

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hi everyone! Welcome to Part Two of It's A Small World, a 'you suck at parenting' challenge. When we last saw France, he'd gone three days without fun or showers in order to drag bring up the toddlers, who all grew up. Badly. Oh, and England lost his job. I don't even.


Ahh, bless, look at this sweet, happy family portrait.



Of course, it's a complete crock. The children can't move for fingers in the chest, they constantly whine about their awful birthday and a green haze of stink floats around like a smelly fart cloud of DOOOOOOOOM.


What's a little poking between bros though?
Canada: I will shoot your glasses off you face and make you EAT THEM.
America: I'm having such fun!
Canada: EAT. THEM.


Belgium: Ugh, I am so bored!
Playground? TV? Beach? Toy box?
Belgium: That's way too much effort.


You could go haul your arse up to the wonderful, child friendly attic with Liechtenstein here and play catch. Doctor House will watch while the happy panties smile upon you!


Fuck toys, England will have fun cleaning even if he has to smash through the kichen cabinets to get the plates.


Belgium: Oooh, that sounds fab! Count me in!


So, while France catches up on his much-neglected beauty sleep, Liechtenstein decides to give cooking a chance.
Liechtenstein: I could swear I used to know how to make these.


Liechtenstein: Boy, making that muffin sure was hungry work. I sure could use something to eat here!


And finally France manages to find time to shower and watch TV.
France: I hate my life.


Canada learns a creative point from building castles in today's episode of 'Things I Never Knew Were Possible In This Game.'


Canada: Do de doo, just watchin' the waves.
England: Do de doo, just watchin' Canada.
He's behind you.
England: Who?


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Naked Chef.


I'm sure there is enough food there for even America.


I leave it to you to decide if Iggy's appalled face here is from epic cheating or French Full Frontal Flash Attack.


So Belgium randomly decided she didn't like Liechtenstein. Maybe she tried to swipe a super duper fun plate out from under her nose or something. Whatever it is, Belgium is not impressed.


I will have the most creative household of children EVVVVVAR.


England: RAGECOCKARSEWANKFUCKBOLLOCKSBUGGER I HATE CHILDHOOD!


So there's not so much for France to do during the child phase other than cook, make sure the children go to school and learn to study. This pop-up makes America target number one for homework learning.


And just in time for the first day of school!


Which Belgium decides to skip.


In favour of dreaming about make-up.


A stereo is swiftly purchased in an attempt to get her to school on time, but it fails. Fine, whatever, she can tag along with France while he wanders community lots and tries to get laid.


And then the most wonderful thing happened. I clicked on the car to send them off somewhere and an option popped up to take Belgium to school. And bloody FRAPS didn't cap it! Sometimes it doesn't get pie menus, so all I had was a picture of the car. But yeah, instead of going to the park, Belgium got hauled to school instead.


And promptly pwned everyone else.


Everyone else: Ugh, teachers pet.
Belgium: Deal with it.


Switzerland, I have not given you a single command since you arrived. Stop whining at me.


Liechtenstein: Homework fills me with happiness. Soon, I too will have excellent grades like Belgium.
Belgium: SO MUCH PRESSURE UPON ME.


America and Seychelles neglect their homework in favour of beating the feathers out of each other. While Switzerland continues to complain about his choices.


Ew.


I guess I should be thankful he put the bowl in the dishwasher instead of attempting to clean it with his tongue.


And now America's fed and funned, so let's finish tackling those grades!
France: So, biology. The best way for me to teach you this is to rip off all my clothes and allow you to feast your eyes upon perfection! This also counts as art homework. :D
America: Um, I'm doing maths, but OK.


Maybe they're just really really glad they're not the ones doing homework outside with the naked man?


Hooray! Now hopefully he won't die in a fire before they can take care of themselves!


Two lots of homework? GET LEARNING.


Two down, five to go.


Belgium would much rather play Don't Wake The Llama, but as it's filled her happy bar, she's next up in the homework learning department.


I just like taking pictures of them all eating.


So, homework drained Belgium's fun bar, so she headed down to the beach.
Hmm.
Those sandcastles remind me of something...


Tee hee!


Heh, ahem. Sorry. So, uh, everyone else joins her on Boner Beach for a sandcastle building competition.


England: Sure do wish I could go swimming.
I'm not stopping you.


Just a cute picture of Switzerland and Liechtenstein playing nicely. Are you guys having fun?
Children: Yup!
Good.



'Cause it's homework time!
France: ...and that's how babies are made.
Switzerland: That's very fascinating. But it has nothing at all to do with plate tectonics, does it?
France: Hey, I just teach the really important stuff. The rest is up to your teachers.


I downloaded a bunch of custom food, so of course, I had to have France serve up croissants.


Can we have more homework? Yes we can.
Canada: Um...
France: Ugh, fine, what's your homework actually about?
Canada: It's biology-
France: Ah, excellent! OK! So, when a man and a woman love each other, or just really like the look of each other, they head for the nearest photobooth and blah blah woohoo blah blah Mrs Crumplebottom blah blah llamas...
Canada: Um, I'm actually learning about how animals have different ways of surviving through winter and... never mind.


Bored of the house now. Time for a family outing!


To the park!


Guys, there's a roller rink and a swimming pool here, just for starters, You can play cops and robbers at home.


You can fucking pillow fight at home too!


Liechtenstein's got the right idea. :D


Liechtenstein: Too... tired... to... swim... to... safety...
HOLY CRAP CHILD, GET OUT GET OUT RIGHT NOW!


And where's France while Liechtenstein's drowning? Naked in the hot springs, of course.


There's nowhere for her to nap at the park, so France drags them all back home for some more sandcastle building. Sigh.


Canada: Hey! Hey! Look at me! Watch this!
England: *looks at sand dune*
Belgium: Woo! You're so awesome!


Canada: *cartwheels*does not fall on face* I am so cool!
England: Who said that?
Belgium: You're amazing, America!


Ugh, where's my drama? Where's my chaos? Where's my fights? Look at France there, sleeping like a baby. He's taught half of them to do homework, they all play nicely together, they clean up after themselves... it's almost... dare I say it? Dull. D:


Russia tries to spice things up with some invisible newspaper theft, but I'm not feeling it.


So let's try something I've never done in the game before.


Let's say hi to Santa! :D

So! While we all wait for Christmas, both in game and in reality, I'll let you all have a sneaky preview of the progress I've made with Chibitalia. :D

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C:

[scolecite.livejournal.com]

Really nice \( ^ o ^ ) /

When you finish Chibitalia, may I please use the mesh to do a recolour of my own? :DD
You are really good at meshes, I suck at those xD

Re: C:

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I dunno if I'd call me 'good' at meshes, they're all bits taken from other people's meshes. The Chibitalia one is basically this dress mesh (http://www.modthesims.info/download.php?t=410087) by fakepeeps, with puffy sleeves and bare legs. But yes, feel free to recolour. You can pretty much do what you like with it, except upload it to paysites. :)

[datatense.livejournal.com]

I think the loading screen made me laugh the most, America looks so adorkable and shy and Belgium looks so chill. Meanwhile there's everyone else making funny faces and England all "I'M ENGLAND! YAY!"

I really love reading these, maybe one day I'll get around to doing one but I don't know if I want to do it on the Sims 3 or Sims 2. @_@

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Heh, I love the loading screen. It's lies, but is so cute!
Why not try it on both for maximum chaos? XD

[datatense.livejournal.com]

Well, at least it isn't all lies. France's pose shows how tired he is having to deal with these kids. xD

That sounds like a good idea, except I can't ever be satisfied with how I make them in the Sims 3 so it might just be Sims 2. It's sad because I can't even blame it all on the lack of mods or anything, it's the faces are just never right for me. I'll keep playing around on there and see if I can't get them somewhat decent. OTL

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Poor France, he does look very tired. Gotta admit, I'm not very fond of how the Sims in 3 look either. I've seen some nice ones, but only with lots of custom sliders and stuff involved and it really shouldn't be that hard. :(

[datatense.livejournal.com]

I've made some good Sims using the Awesome mod slider hack, but yeah it's really difficult if you don't have mods and sometimes even with mods it messes up other things. Like sometimes if I try to make the head more natural looking the neck gets distorted and ends up in a weird triangular shape. I'm not really a big fan of the base sims 3 "pudding" face as everyone has been calling it either.

[tsuxlink.livejournal.com]

OH OH OH CHIBITALIAAAA -cries happily-
Canada is amazing. And, I don't know, looking at them making homework could make me go d'aaawing if it weren't for France. xD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Yeah, France has a knack of changing a scene from awww to uhhhh. And Chibitalia should be done soon... the dress is finished, I think, I just need to work out which bit of the TXMT file I need to alter to make the headscarf look not-shiny. It used to be glasses frames, that's the trouble.

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

I found Iggy so hillarious (and Canada... why are they so adorable!?)

I'm sad that Liechtenstein's and Seychelles' hair doesn't have a kid mesh *sigh* Oh well, we'll see in the next update if they'll get they're hairs back.

awklsflasflaskflasf I'LL BE STALKING THAT CHIBITALIA. HRE IS LONELY HERE. WHERE WILL YOU FIND A BANDANA I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES ;A; I WISH YOU LUCK MAN!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Hee, they do all make lovely children, don't they? It's a shame about their lack of child hair. :( Sadly that's something I don't have the ability to fix, hair is just beyond me.
For the bandanna, I was googling around and suddenly discovered that there was a hair with a bandanna in the Kitchen And Bath stuff pack. The hair is useless as it is (ponytail, not for children, ugly anyway) but the bandanna is perfect. I've separated it from the hair, shrunk it to fit children and now I'm just struggling to make it look like fabric instead of plastic. :D

[sayonara-chan.livejournal.com]

They do~ I find them so adorable~ Hmm you're right~ Oh well. They'll grow up soon anyway XD

No child deaths and social worker! That's a start~

I'm surprised you found one! I've been looking for one for ages ;A;

Well, then again, I can only do basic recoloring and retexturing so, I'm pretty much clueless as to what to do with it after I get it XD

Also, CHIBITALIA I WILL WAIT FOR THEE!

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I gotta admit, I was so busy searching for a custom bandana on all the sites, I never thought to check the actual proper game content. I only found it because it was originally for men and someone had genderswapped it. Anyway, I have a science test due tomorrow, but then I can finish packaging him up and post him by the weekend. :D

[disownmereturns.livejournal.com]

I am in love with your furniture dkfgjhf

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I quite love the furniture too. XD I used a lot of the Art Nouveau stuff, it seems to suit France.

[sotnosen93.livejournal.com]

Canada's biology homework and France's explanation? WIN! And yay Christmas! I only buy expantions, not stuff, so I've never really seen it in action.

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

Heh, biology is definitely France's favourite subject. It's very different in the Sims though!
I've had the stuff pack for a while now and never really played with it. I decided it's the right time of the year, teh children are being surprisingly well behaved, so let's give it a go. ^^

[indigoat.livejournal.com]

D'aww, they're all so cute! If only their innocence wasn't being ruined by constant exposure to France. At least he helps them with homework! In a way!

...Though I admit the posters scarred me. Scarred, I say. (But yet it's oh so France.)

I'm looking forward to more of this! Keep up the awesome ~

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I have to smile at how much he walks around naked. I'm quite surprised Photobucket haven't axed most of the pictures! Poor children.
And you know if I could find actual panties to put on the wall instead of pictures of them, France would never leave his room. Except for maybe to escape the gaze of Doctor House.

[indigoat.livejournal.com]

France will be France! Though he's incomplete without his rose. D: Well, it's not as if it hid much anyway, I assume.

If you stare at Dr. House's eyebrows long enough, you'll feel your life being slowly drained. At least you'll know it's not because of Lupus.

Sidenote, was the room with the elf picture and the dragon on the desk meant for England? Cause I totally thought it was England's before I saw Switzerland. XD

[sushigal007.livejournal.com]

I may have to make another rose accessory that's only visible for undies, swimsuit and pjs - in other words, all the times he's naked. The one I have is always there, meaning it bleeds through all his clothes. Easily fixable though!

I didn't really set up the rooms with a specific child in mind because as I can't control them, there's no hope of them ever sticking to one bed. But yeah, there's a few things scattered around for specific sims, like the DS and toy spaceship (America), fishy wallpaper and koi mermaid poster (Seychelles) and magic circle, pirate ship, fairy poster and dragon (England.) Plus a football for all the Europeans. I'm seriously tempted to send them all to college on the last days on their teens so they can have their own rooms. And so I can play with them for longer. :D